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Sunday, April 27, 2008


   OH MY RA!



Time: 10.07 in the pm
Mood: Tired
Currently: Typing
Song: Back In My Life - Alice Deejay

Thanking you for your comments =)

Progress on oneshot fanfic - stuck. Already. I will try and get it finished by tomorrow night AT THE LATEST. I have no work tomorrow, so that’s good. I can spend almost the entire day writing it, and then re-writing it to make it suitable for TheO. I do have a driving lesson tomorrow, though. So I won’t be able to do any writing until about midday XD

Currently downloading some new music.

Actually, thinking of my driving lesson, I’m hoping I will do SO much better =S

The song has changed, and it has destroyed the serious mood. Bloody ‘Alcohol’ by CSS. I think I’ll have to make it my new theme for May.

Seriously, what sort of lyrics are these? “Am I a horse?”. WHAT. THE. FUCK?!

My foot’s gone to sleep. I so can’t feel it. Oh my Ra, I can’t bend my toes!

Bossman Tony came into work today, and I was on tills (checkouts, TalimSoul, checkouts XD) and he asked me if I wore my fairy wings yesterday. I said of course, and he asked if anyone took a photo of me. I was like “er, no”. He moaned in annoyance. Obviously, he wanted to take the mick, too XD

Feeling’s back in my foot, but now I have pins and needles >_<

I just remembered that I need a bath.

Ahh just downloading the ‘Hooker’ song. Also known as ‘Perfect Gentleman’ by Wyclef Jean. I used to LOVE this song as a kid, even though I didn’t understand the lyrics XD

Shari was at work again today. I had to help her on tills. It’s weird, she’s the second person I’ve had to train on tills! Why the Hell do people tell me to train up these newbies?? Mainly because I’m usually stuck on tills, anyway, so it’s easier for me to do it =P

Erm… I would upload LOLcats, but to be honest… I can’t be arsed.

Bleh. I’m off to have a bath, then possibly read a bit more of ‘It’s OK, I’m Wearing Really Big Knickers’ (by Louise Rennison - girls, go and read this series. The first book is called ‘Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging’. You’ll be hooked just like me). And then maybe write some more on this fanfic. I can’t be up too late, though, as I do have that driving lesson at 10.30 in the am, and I need to get some sleep XD

So why am I here still rambling? Shoo, Emmah! Shoo!

Love&stuff
♥ Emmah ♥
xxxx

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Saturday, April 26, 2008


   "I'm A Fairy!" - Me, "I Thought You Were A Moth" - Rich, "Nah, She Looks More Like A Bleached Butterfly" - Matt, *Hits Them Both With Magic Wand*



Time: 7.15 in the pm
Mood: Happy
Currently: Getting a headache from my air freshener
Song: Right Here Waiting - Richard Marx

Howdy! Thanks for the comments (I hope I’ve got some XD)! Muchos appreciated.

I am currently working on my first ever fanfic =O It’s only a one-shot (I don’t have the patience to do a multi-chapter story XD). It is a Kai/Tala story (YAOI! YAY!)(Also, come on, what else could it be?). It will also have a lemon in it. If I can write it good enough. Of course, TheO won’t accept that sort of thing, so I shall have to take the lemon out, re-write the ending, and put a link underneath the end of it over to my fanfiction.net site so anyone that is perverted (like me) and wants to read the original and very, erm, sexual version, can do so. It’s quite weird that I thought of this storyline whilst I was in the bath. I really do have nothing else to think about during that time in the bath XD

My new air freshener is making me gag X_X I only bought it because it’s purple and fits with my room. But, God is it strong.

Forgot to take pictures of my fairyness. Oh, well, it doesn’t exactly matter, because the wings ARE mine, so I could just take a picture whenever, really XD I decided to go with the top that makes my boobs ginormous. Better to just have big boobs covered up than to have boobs on show every time I lean over (also, LOL at your comment, Haley!!). And Angel Zakuro, boobage is now the best word in the world XD

I took the box from my post, as you can clearly see. I’m fed up (and probably so are you) with having to scroll along slightly. Hence why the box is now gone (it took me ages to figure out which code I needed to take out XD).

Oh my Ra. I so can’t be bothered to comment back X_X How bad is that?? Also, my spelling is really RUBBISH today. I’m so gonna have to check this fanfic about 10 times XD

Also, what does gnomons means? I didn’t even know it was a word until I was trying to spell ginormous (which I don’t think is a word) and it underlined it in red and suggested gnomons.

I’m trying to think if anything interesting happened today at work. Oh, we had no DVD’s delivered to our shop today (they’re free with a paper), and we got so fed up of saying “we haven’t got any - they weren’t delivered, don’t blame us”, that Matt put a BIG notice up on TWO walls and right ABOVE the paper pile they were free with! So what do the customers do? They ignore the notices and STILL ask. HOW THICK CAN YOU GET?! It actually gave me great pleasure in saying “sorry, you can’t have one because we don’t have any”. I’m sadistic XD

I got caught in the door. I was skipping off to serve a customer, opened the door, and my wings got caught XD I was stood there, trying to get in, until I finally had to admit defeat and open the door again XD I also kept hitting Matt with my wand. He ended up all glittery.

That bloody air freshener *watery eyes*. I guess I’ll get used to it. But bloody Hell, it’s strong XD

The fanfic is well on it’s way. Toodles!

Love&stuff
♥ Emmah ♥
xxxxx

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Friday, April 25, 2008


   Haley, Save Me Some Cake!!



Time: 6.22 in the pm
Mood: Giggly.
Currently: Staring at the chocolate. No.
Song: Everytime - Britney Spears (shhh)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HALEY, ALSO KNOWN AS ALPHONSE122!! See, I didn’t forget. Very hard to, actually, when I have it written down on my calendar XD Yes, as the title says, save me some cake. I will be there to collect it in about 2 years XD

Anyhoo, thank you for the comments!! Only 3, but what more do expect when I’ve been away for God knows how long XD Someone’s signed my guestbook. Thank you, whoever you are! (I haven’t actually looked yet XD).

I feel sick… Errr… I’ve eaten over half a BIG bar of chocolate. And I keep eating more. Y’know when you’re eating a massive bar of chocolate, and you’re starting to feel sick, so you know you should stop, but you can’t and you just keep on eating it anyway? Yeah. I have that XD

Driving lesson today. didn’t go too badly, but it wasn’t amazing. I’m getting there, though. I’m pulling up to junctions a lot better. I used to pull up a bit short of the line, but I nailed that afterwards. I do tend to panic, though, if a bike or another car is behind me. It freaks me out, and then I stall the car X_X

Gear changing. Going well. I almost ran this poor bloke over. To be fair, he was sat in the middle of the road cleaning his car. He did move. And when he moved, I realised it’s a guy that I serve quite often at work. I shall have to apologise next time he comes in XD I bet he was thinking “oh, God, please, don’t let her hit my car” XD.

Must. Stop. Eating. Chocolate.

Some birthday(ish) LOLcats for Haley =D

Nom Cake

My Birthday!

What happened at work last night?? Not much. Oh, yeah, I stayed on tills to help Jack out. He was doing okay. Got a bit confused on some things, but he was picking everything up really well. Work tomorrow.

FANCY DRESS! YAY!

I need to sort out the dilemma of a t-shirt. I have this super nice pink and white one, that would be PERFECT. Only problem is, when I lean forwards (and I do that a lot at work - don’t be getting any dodgy thoughts, though, you perverted creatures XD) a fair amount of breastyness (I.e. EVERYTHING) is revealed. So, I can’t wear that one XD I have the fairy wings and wand at the ready, though XD And my jeans. There is no way in Hell I am wearing a skirt. I am going to be a fairy in casual dress XD

But I do need to think of another top to wear =/ Preferably white. Or pink. Or something like that. I do actually have a white one, but it’s kind of see-through, so I have to wear another top underneath. But then, that makes me boobs GINORMOUS! And I really don’t need to have my customers distracted by the size of my boobs. Especially the perverted ones.

Oh God. Imagine if Sefton (I.e. Pegleg) came in. Hopefully, he’s been put back in the mental home.

I was gonna do a French Manicure on my nails. Obviously. I’d like to see me try and do a Frenchy on my hair or something. Oh God, the images! I’ll have to do a manicure on them later once I’m out of the bath. Otherwise it’ll just peel off.

I’m gonna have to see if I can get a picture of my in all my fairy glory. At work. If not, I’ll just take a picture at home.

Oh bloody Hell. I’m gonna have to walk down the street with my wings on when I go home! No, I draw the line. The wings WILL be coming off after I’ve finished work XD

Ok, I’z off now. I shall sort out the t-shirt dilemma later XD Toodloo!

Love&stuff
♥ Emmah ♥
xxx

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Thursday, April 24, 2008


   Woodchucking Woodchucker Chucks Wood-Like Wood That Only A Woodchucking Woodchucker Can Chuck!



Time:
Mood: Sad =(
Currently: Staring sadly at my empty cup of tea
Song: Still Figuring Out - Elliot Minor

Dudes, I apologise for my absence. Not that you’d probably noticed XD I didn’t mean to be gone since Saturday… It just happened. Actually, I was around… Just floating. And never got the chance to update =/ Ok, this post may well be long now. If Windows Security pops up one more time saying I have no antivirus, I may well smash it. I do happen to have an antivirus - I’m installing it as I speak (the old one expired).

Sunday

What happened Sunday? Not a lot, I can tell you. I went to work, and we had a new person being interviewed. Shari, her name is (pronounced ‘Cherie’). Erm, she had her interview, went and worked on the tills with Julie for a bit, then Bossman Tony told me to go get her off the till so she could work some stock with me. She’s nice. And bubbly. And very loud XD

Monday Day Of Rubbishness

I hope I’ve gotten that strike-through code right XD Day started off well. I woke up. Had a cup of tea, with some Custard Creams (it’s bloody typical that I’ve ran out and so can’t have any today *pout*), aaaand… Did something. Can’t remember what. Erm, I was about to leave the house to go to my Auntie’s to have my hair done, and as I attempted to close the bathroom door (to stop certain cats from drinking out of the toilet - erlack!) I TRAPPED MY FINGER in the door! IT BLOODY HURT! I was stood there, jumping up and down shouting “OWWWW OWWW FUCKITY OWWWW!” God knows what the neighbours thought. That also happened to be a Juno quote. Anyway, I looked at my poor finger, and I managed to cut a chunk out of it, but it hasn’t fully come off (eww), and it was bleeding. I currently have a plaster on it. Anyway, then I had to somehow ride my bike down to my Nan’s, drop that off, go down town to get some money, and some plasters, and then I FINALLY got to my Auntie’s XD My hair is now super-short and a normal brown. Ish.

Tuesday

Have you ever seen a woodchucker chuck wood that a woodchucker chucks? That is not an easy thing to say. Anyway, went to work, and talked to CHELSEA. You remember the one. The one I stopped being friends with all of a sudden last year. She gave me her number, and we’re going out to a club/pub thing on 3rd May with Emily and Jess. We’ve been texting each other non-stop since. It’s like we never stopped being friends XD And My Mum came into the shop and gave Chelsea a hug =/ Erm, what else? Oh, this guy comes in, and he goes “this poor disabled bloke is being wrestled into a police van by police” (what else would he be wrestled into a police van by? An elephant?). To which me and Rich replied with:

“Oh, Sefton, then?” (Sefton: one-legged man, Pegleg, I’m sure you remember him being mentioned before in my posts - the local weirdo. Carries around coat hangers and knives). Anyway, it turned out that it really was Sefton. Anyway, this bloke who told us was like “I feel really sorry for him, because they [the police] are being really heavy-handed”, and Rich was like “dude, he carries KNIVES around and threatens people with them!”

Oh, yeah, Bossman asked me to work an hour earlier than normal. Cheeky git. I said yes, anyway, because it was only an hour extra XD

Wednesday

Got told the news by Mum that Sefton has been arrested AGAIN. For a different reason to whatever Tuesday night’s reason was. Anyway, Sefton was apparently taking a bath, and he put BLEACH in it. He got in, apparently got out (because bleach bloody hurts!), and walked out of his house NAKED shouting and raving and stuff. Anyway, the Comminuty Support Officer, Ryan, told the local drunk and homeless guy, Barney (are you keeping up? Lol) to take Sefton back into his house because “I’m not touching him when he’s naked”. LMAO. So Barney takes him back inside. And because Sefton’s neighbours are so annoyed with him, they hacked the wheels off his office chair (he did have a wheelchair - but I think someone stole it). So he can’t actually go anywhere. Unless he attaches his leg. I dunno if he still has his attachable leg, though. That might’ve been stolen, too. So yeah, a little while later, another police van came along and carted him off.

Went to work. Told Rich that story about Sefton’s nakedness. He found it very amusing. Erm… Rich also showed me (briefly) the new way to do Job 14 (reductions - I’m sure you remember me talking about them XD). Yes. There is a new way to do them, a more complicated way. And our store is the test store. To see if it goes alright. Pfft. LOL. Anyway, at the moment, just the managers know how to do it, and they’re doing training for it. Then I guess we’ll all get shown next week =/

Today

Got work at 6. We have another new person tonight - Jack. Me and Rich were like “oh, well that’s a bit of a bugger, because I’ve served him alcohol and cigarettes - and he’s only 17”. But then, most people have. He won’t be able to get away with it now, though.

Internet WILL NOT WORK. I NEED it to work so I can install this damn antivirus, but it just won’t work. I’m officially pissed off. I want Mum to phone them up RIGHT NOW and tell them to GET FUCKED.

Christ, this post is almost 2 pages already. I was gonna put up some LOLcats (if the internet ever decides to work), but with 2 pages already… Erm, no.

Internet’s finally working, antivirus is finally installed. Need to order my Mum’s birthday present now.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BADKARMAGOPHER87!!

Love&stuff
♥ Emmah ♥
xxxx

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Saturday, April 19, 2008


   I Don't Think This Actually Counts As A Post, Y'know...



Time: 9.50 in the pm
Mood: ELLIOT MINOR =D
Currently: Listening to Elliot Minor DUH
Song: Last Call To New York City - Elliot Minor

I wasn’t going to post tonight, but then I felt mean.

So… This is my post. To say hello.

HOWDY AND GOODNIGHT!

Love&stuff
♥ Emmah ♥
xxxx

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Friday, April 18, 2008


   "There's A New Mr Men Book Out... Little Miss Well-Bored" - Matt, "Is She Purple?" - Me



Time: 9.18 in the am
Mood: Tired
Currently: Erm… Munching… Again… And drinking tea… Again
Song: The Last Song - The All-American Rejects

Wahey! More than just one comment! Well… Yeah. Not as many as 11, but still a lot for MyO these days. 6 YAAAYYYY.

I don’t really have much to report. I went to work last night, as usual. I discovered that on the work rota, they had me down from starting at 5pm on a Thursday until 11.15pm. Which is a blatant lie. I’ve ALWAYS started from 6pm! So God knows what’s going on there.

I have the perfect top for my ‘fairy’ outfit. It’s pink and white. It’ll all be good as long as I don’t lean over, because then it reveals all XD Then I’ll just wear jeans. Have you ever seen a fairy wear jeans? No, me neither. But I’m going to anyway XD

Koon just reminded me of birthdays. HAPPY BIRTHDAY WERNER (LGA775)!!!! I shall have to send him a text message. And then a PM XD

Rawr

Less Polish

Not So Fast

LOL

I Found Pills

Van Gogh Cat

I’m just uploading the video below (of my cat playing in the snow) up to YouTube. Lol. Then I shall go and share the madness of my cat with the people over there. When it decides to upload, that is.

Oh, it’s uploaded. It just needs to finish processing *rolls eyes*. I can embed it to places… But I need the damn link!! Not the embed code!

I’ve just realised… Upon watching the video of my mad cat… That either my sister or Mother farts. I dunno which one, but it’s definitely one of them, since me and Father weren’t even up.

Erm… That’s all for today. Toodloo.

Love&stuff
♥ Emmah ♥
xxxxxx

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Thursday, April 17, 2008


   "He's Gorgeous, He Makes Me Go Weak At The Knees - Not That I Have Knees - Wait, No, I don't Mean That Do I?" - Moi



Time: 11.17 in the am
Mood: Happy
Currently: Munching and drinking tea
Song: Don’t Stop Me Now - Queen

I may have mentioned this before, but this song is a legend song. Everyone has to love this song. You can play this song… For like, anything. Gotta be the best song from Queen (except for Bohemian Rhapsody - that’s possibly the best song Queen ever did). Ohh a fair few of you updated yesterday *pats on back for everyone who updated/commented yesterday*. Be proud of yourselves, young grasshoppers.

HOLY FUCK-A-MOLEY! 11 comments yesterday =O What the Hell did I do to deserve them, and also, where the Hell did you all come from? Lmao. Thank you! Also, thanks to GentleEyes777, for the two comments from you XD

I keep thinking I can hear thunder, but it’s actually just cars going past. How bizarre. It is raining, though.

Dentist went better than expected yesterday. She numbed my mouth (the amount of times I’ve actually had that done now is stupid *rolls eyes*), and pulled the little bit of tooth out that the operation-type people left in there last month. My dentist, Boglarka (or ‘Boggy’ as everyone calls her - dunno where she’s from, she’s foreign) said she didn’t know why they left that in there =S She checked up on my holes, and got to work on my little filling thing she said I had to have. The drill came out (I actually don’t mind the drill XD) and she drilled a little bit, then I could smell superglue, and then she put the filling thing in. Then I could go. I had to pay of course, first. £27.70 is cost me *rolls eyes*.

Saw my pregnant friend, Rosie. She looks almost ready to burst =S

When I visited work yesterday, Bossman told me that on Saturday the 26th, it is casual day, or fancy dress. I asked him if I could wear my fairy wings. He said I could, so I’m going to XD He said he was going to come in a teddy bear suit, but then he realised he wasn’t, because that’s his day off XD Mum said she was gonna come as a TESCO employee. Bossman was like “But that’s not fancy dress!”.

I could always go as the monkey from the PG Tips XD Nah, I’m gonna be a fairy *nods*. Of sorts, anyway. My wand will have to stay in my pocket, though, because can you imagine me serving someone whilst waving a magic wand around?? I’ll end up slapping them in the face with it or something XD

Why is it, when I reach over to my cup of tea, it’s empty? Why, why, why do I have to drink it so quickly =/

Mini Me

It‘s Beautiful

Japanese Cat

Next On Jerry Springer

Kitteh Deactivated

Velcro Cat

Gots to go now. Toodloo!

Love&stuff
♥ Emmah ♥
xxxxxxxxxxx

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008


   "I'm Going To Looondooon, To Buy Heat Magazine!" - Me, "If You Sing That One More Time, I'm Going To Hit You With A Very Large Stick" - Matt.



Time: 8.45 in the am
Mood: Tired
Currently: Drinking tea. Obviously.
Song: The Rose - Westlife (Ok, I look really sad listening to Westlife, now, don’t I?? I like this song XD)

Thanking you all for the comments (the ones I don’t know I have because the internet is still loading XD). I shall comment you all back once I’ve finished this post. I just realised I won’t be able to upload a new e-card today =( Haven’t got time to make one. Dammit.

Work last night was mad. I got in, and Matt was bouncing around being happy and hyper. He was like it ALL NIGHT. And then Ben was playing golf behind checkouts… Yeah. I seemed to be the only one in a ‘normal’ mood last night. Which is very rare. Matt did let me read Heat Magazine, though.

Which reminds me of another thing. I kept singing the “I’m going to Loooooondoooon, to buy Heat Magazine” repeatedly. Which is where my title comes from today XD

Dentist in a bit, which is why I’m posting early.

Invisible Fly On Nose

Invisible Frozen Pole

Invisible Movie Explosion

Invisible Putting Trousers On

Invisible Shoot Out

Invisible Volleyball Serve

Invisible Lawnmower

Invisible Karaoke

Invisible Measuring Tape

Invisible Shopping Trolley

There we go. The 10 LOLcats that all have one thing in common: Invisible Something XD

I’ve just looked at my calendar, on the page for April, obviously, and I’ve just noticed how BUSY I’ve been this month XD Which reminds me, I need to get my holiday dates off Andrea, because Bossman Tony just put them on the computer and was like “you’re taking a holiday there” and I was like “okay”, and now because he did it so randomly, I can’t actually remember where my holidays are being taken XD

Right, I must zoom and comment the 3 people who commented me… Yeah. *Offers tea to everyone*.

Love&stuff
♥ Emmah ♥
xxx

P.S. Oh, and for those who don't know what a Custard Cream is *shakes head at you* it's a biscuit. A bit like an Oreo, but not a chocolate biscuit. But it has the cream inside. I think it's the same flavour cream that an Oreo has... I'm looking at the packet of the Custard Creams, now, and it doesn't actually say what flavour the cream inside it is. Weird. Toodloo!

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008


   "Oh, Dad, That's A Right Sexy Pair Of Sunglasses You're Wearing" - Me



Time: 9.53 in the am
Mood: Tea! =D
Currently: Happily dunking my Custard Creams into my tea and having a good munch on them
Song: Malchik Gay - t.A.T.u

If you guys (wherever you live) don’t have Custard Creams and don’t know what they are… Then that’s just criminal. I thought it was bad enough that some of you had never had a cup of tea! So, yeah, if you no have Custard Creams, very deprived you are.

Thank you for your comments! And thank you to those who have been going to see my new e-cards. If you haven’t yet gone to see my, erm, fantastic creations, I shall direct you to them. Go up to my intro where it says ‘Navigation’. Click ‘Portfolio’. Right, now, scroll down to my e-cars and give them a bit of love =D

I have just submitted a new e-card. I’ll put the link to it here. Yep. Yaoi. Yep. Kai/Tala. Yep. I’m drooling.

New Kai/Tala E-Card =)

You may have also noticed that there is a Veoh video underneath this post. If you haven’t noticed, then what the hell is wrong with you? It’s big enough XD Anyway, it’s a video my Mum shot of my cat, Smudge, playing in the snow last week. It’s very funny. The people talking are my Mum and sister XD It’s only, like, 2 minutes long lol.

LOLcat time =D

Happy Recharge Complete

Please Look Before You Sit

Inappropriate

Indiana Jones Cat

I No Feels so Good

Insurance Scam Kitteh

Interpretive Dance

Invisible Cat Barrier

In the way of LOLcats, tomorrow there will be 10 instead of the usual 8. It’s because I have one group of LOLcats with all one thing in common - they’re invisible something’s. So, I thought it’s be a good idea to keep them all to one post XD The ‘Invisible Cat Barrier’ in today’s lot doesn’t count. You’ll see why tomorrow.

Song’s just changed to Alcohol by CSS. I’m wondering how the hell I actually found this song. I’d written it down to download, and when I downloaded it, I was like “Wtf?”. I must’ve seen it on T.V. or something.

But no channel I know would play this =/ Hahaha, actually, it gives me a good idea for a new theme. I have many possible themes all written down (bordering on 2 pages worth of them =P), so I’ll just add it to that *writes it down*.

I was feeling kinda down after I posted last night. Until I saw that an old friend/ex-boyfriend had commented me back on Facebook =D

Erm… What else? Oh, yeah. Dentist tomorrow. Oh, and I tidied my room last night =S And I set up the new printer to my laptop, so now I can scan fanart in again =D Only problem was, I opened the box of the printer, checked everything was there… And, er, it wasn’t. Ok, the printer itself was there, but the cord to link it to the laptop WASN’T. So, I ran over to the old printer, stole the cord from that one, and tried to see if it would fit the new printer (because they’re both made by Lexmark), and luckily, it does.

Work tonight. Bleh.

Love&stuff
♥ Emmah ♥
xxxxx

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Monday, April 14, 2008


   "I'm Not Gonna, Like, Kill The Car By Doing Everything Wrong, Am I?" - Moi



Time: 6.32 in the pm
Mood: Sad
Currently: Staring sadly at my empty can of coke - hang on, IT’S NOT EMPTY! *Drinks coke*. Ok, now I’m staring sadly at my empty can of coke XD
Song: All The Things She Said - t.A.T.u.

Yay! Comments! Five this time *thumbs up*. And thanks to everyone who went to see my e-cards =) If anyone missed yesterday’s post, then I’ll shove the links at the end of my post. Actually, no. I’ll put them here.

Saturday‘s E-Card

Yesterday‘s E-Card

I just uploaded a new e-card. No, it is not yaoi (SHOCK). No, it is not Kai/Tala or Kai on his own (SHOCK EVEN MORE!). As soon as I can think of some good captions for my very sexy Kai/Tala pictures I have in a folder entirely dedicated to them on my laptop, then they will return their way to my portfolio. Well, the less sexy ones will =P

New E-Card!

Well… I had my driving lesson today. It went REALLY badly T_T Seriously. I sucked. My first lesson went good, and today just… Went so wrong. I couldn’t move off AT ALL. Last week I was good at it, and this week I just kept stalling the damn car! Susanne could tell I was getting annoyed at myself.

On the other hand, braking and stopping I became quite good at - even if I did stall the car afterwards because I didn’t keep my foot on the clutch. I got the gist of it in the end - foot stays on clutch until it’s in neutral. Also, handbrake comes up once your foot is fully on the footbrake. I got that in the end.

Erm… We attempted reversing. Seriously. I cannot do it, I can move backwards slowly (I dunno what it was, but I could move off BACKWARDS, but not forwards 0_o), but steering and generally seeing where I’m going… No. Can’t do it XD

We also did some hill starts. When Susanne suggested that, I was like “ARE YOU JOKING?! This is the second time I’ve ever driven a car!”. But, amazingly, I did the hill starts really well 0_o I can do hill starts better than starting on a normal flat road XD How mad is that?

I also turned right, for once XD I’ve been turning left a lot (it’s easier, if you hadn’t noticed XD), and so Susanne was like “right, you’re gonna turn right, and you’re gonna drive home”. And then I was like “I’m driving myself home =D” LOL. Also did some gear changes up and down. Got the hang of those after a while, too =) I just need more practice! Unfortunately, I can’t practice at home, because my Mum and Dad’s cars have big engines and so it’d cost a fortune to insure me on them. I don’t want to buy my own car yet, because, even though I have the money for one, the whole insurance, tax and MOT thing will be a pain in the ass, ‘cause you have to ‘shop’ around. Also, where the hell are we gonna find the room for 3 cars? LOL.

So, yeah… I don’t have another driving lesson until next Friday… On the… 25th. Which happens to be Alphonse122’s birthday XD

LOLcat time! Only, the first one… ISN’T A LOLCAT! It is VERY funny, though. You’ll love it!

Mondays

I LOLed

A Bit Out Of Season

I‘m Looking Directly At You

I C Dead People!

I Has A Facelift

I Has Warmth

A Warm Butt

So, yes. That has been my day. Those have been the LOLcats and LOLpolar-bear, and those are my e-cards.

Check them out.

Go on. You know you want to.

Well, you know I want you to. So, if not for your own happiness, go see them for mine? LOL.

Pip pip

Love&stuff
♥ Emmah ♥
xxxxx

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