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Ph33r T3h ToS Bossness!!! :O

Certificate of Marriage

This is to certify that

Space Butler

Were united in Marriage

on the 19th day of August 2004


Yes, he is good in the sack.

I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Monday, November 15, 2004

Another day, another funny hat.

As I was playing Skies of Arcadia legends and making Vyse poledance, I began to wonder... Do you guys have any bizarre, videogame-related guilty pleasures? Be it unmercifully pitching your character off a cliff unto its untimely demise, or making Yungsung and Kilik make out in practise mode in SC2... what do you do?

I then realised that my life as a n00b VG fan was a series of tiny stupidites that added up to me being a major asshole.

Anyways, here're some of the things you'll find me doing if you approach me on a Saturday:

-Playin' "chicken" with tie fighters.

-Attempting to complete courses backwards in racing games.

-Serving balls into my partner's back in tennis sims.

-Reading diaries that will kill me if I do. (Yes! I want to read the frickin' diary!)

-Makin' Link dance in WW.

-"Samus! Samus, the planet is about to asplode! Getoutgetoutgetout!"
"Whee! Elevator goes up! Elevator goes down! Look what happenes when I shoot the wa-"

-One word: Bobombs. u.u


(There're a thousand ways to make that pointless game fun, and I know everyone could write a book on their styles of Sims-Torture. Go ahead and tell me about yours!)

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love.

-Smma strikes again!

Edit: OMGomgomg P00R STRONG BAD!!!1111

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Sunday, November 14, 2004

   Can anybody find me... somebody to love?

Anger is so pointless and stupid.

It's just a self-replicating waste of time. All it does is block sensory input and create a negative environment in which productivity is impossible. Then you get angry for being angry! Then everybody else gets angry! Evil! And unlike sadness, it's a useless emotion; for what is the opposite of anger? What would disappear along with it if it were eliminated?


Baten Kaitos in 1 day 11 hours 10 minutes 1 second!

Man...so many graphic skin grafting pictures... PH33R MY TRIBOARD!!! PH33R IT!!!

Noo... my tourney!

Okay, now you must leave me an entertaining story in Comments. OR I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KIDNAP YOUR CHILDREN!!!

Ella Fitzgerald rocks and Rammstein is scary,

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Thursday, November 11, 2004

   Wagon fulla Pancakes.

It's that time again, kiddies!

The time when Smma, for no good reason whatsoever, becomes what she loathes the most! A whiny little brat who can still find things to complain about in this virtually flawless life! For shame!

Basically, I had a hockey tournament this weekend that I eventually became quite excited about. Yay, missing a day of school! But no! It was not to be. But what could halt hockey; one of the most powerful forces in this household? I know not... but could it be...geography?! The silliest class of them all? Oh, well, turns out I'm failing! Dear me. Guess I can't go. [Insert multiple explatives here.] Hearing the news from my mom was kinda like a kick in the metaphysical balls. (Okay... bad analogy.)

In fact, I was so pissed off that I was angry for 12 hours. 12! Usually it's 30 seconds. Truly a record. Being in a bad mood takes way to much effort, though. Way too hard to keep up. It's all good now. 'Cause guess what?! I've got a funky hat! Wheeee!!!

Anyways, I'm off to go eat some brains. [Actually make cookies. But whatev.]

-The Great and Powerful Smma



1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression [of me]?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
16. What song are you listening to right now?
17. Do you love me?

All the cool kids were doing it! I just wanted to fit in!

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Tuesday, November 9, 2004

   Yama nashi, ochi nashi, imi nashi.

You're lemon yaoi. You are a perpetually horny
freak. But hey, who cares, lemons are life.

What kind of yaoi are you?
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We're only a little over one week into November, and insanity has already taken a firm grip on my little dimension. Here's a list of great ideas that have been generated recently.

4. Microwaving Chiclets by Onii-chan. [Sticking all the Chiclets in the house (a great deal) in the microwave and seeing what happens.]

3. Blowing up Time by Random Person at Onii-chan's "school". [Kind of self explanatory. A plot that rivals my 'setting fire to the universe' theory.]

2. Afro Bomb from Guilty Gear. [This invention was brought to my attention by the great Setzer. How I wish I had one of these.]

1. Invinci-turtles by Kev. [ You know turtles, right? What is their one weakness??? Falling on their backs. So... if you tape on turtle to another turtle... it's invincible. Truly a weapon to be ph33r'd.]

Also, Godel's idea of some sort of Anti-Brownie association was up there on the Insanely Brilliant list. But that was totally thought up last month.


Sing with me: Baaaten Kaitos, Baaaaten Kaitos! Hunters, Echoes, Hunters, Echoes! DS SP PSP AW:UF!!! Thousand. Year. Door! Or you could just sing "What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor. Or Hotel California, even.


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Thursday, November 4, 2004

   Gropin' Stuff.

Hey, remember me? Prolly not.

I've decided to come back from the dead again and visit your sites. Just like old times, man.

Holy crap, I didn't make a post about Halloween or nothin'. FOR SHAME!!! Ah well, I was Red Link. My stichin' was bitchin'. SLASH AND BURN FO' EVA!

I also didn't make a VOTE KERRY!!!ish rant. Not that it would've mattered, anyways. >_> Man, after I heard about said tragedy, I started making funny noises and then laughing hysterically for minutes on end. I kinda calmed down after spilling a full glass of ice water on my crotch, though. The hotel staff wasn't amused. Right now I'm just confused and saddened. I honestly don't understand. But that's old news.

So, yeah, as some of you may have heard, I ran away to Halifax for three days for no grood reason except Take Your Kid To Work day. My mom called me in math class and was all like; "Hey! Wanna come to NS with me and watch me ask the Minister of Health Promotion [the hell?] embarassing questions?" [Like why the minister of freakin' Health Promotion makes money off of gambling addicicts that end up killing themselves.] So I agreed. Who wouldn't?

I love Halifax. After the first few minutes in t3h city, I found the two comic stores, two of those delightful little L-Space bookstores run by delightful little hairy people, and the pr0n store. [Dude. The comic store was underneath it. So not my fault.]

It's cool, but it's MoHP is a dickwad. Don't tell him I said that.

THAI!!!! FOOD!!!!!!!!!!

Current (Curried) song: Heartbreaker- Led Zeppelin

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