Monday, November 15, 2004
Another day, another funny hat.
As I was playing Skies of Arcadia legends and making Vyse poledance, I began to wonder... Do you guys have any bizarre, videogame-related guilty pleasures? Be it unmercifully pitching your character off a cliff unto its untimely demise, or making Yungsung and Kilik make out in practise mode in SC2... what do you do?
I then realised that my life as a n00b VG fan was a series of tiny stupidites that added up to me being a major asshole.
Anyways, here're some of the things you'll find me doing if you approach me on a Saturday:
-Playin' "chicken" with tie fighters.
-Attempting to complete courses backwards in racing games.
-Serving balls into my partner's back in tennis sims.
-Reading diaries that will kill me if I do. (Yes! I want to read the frickin' diary!)
-Makin' Link dance in WW.
-"Samus! Samus, the planet is about to asplode! Getoutgetoutgetout!"
"Whee! Elevator goes up! Elevator goes down! Look what happenes when I shoot the wa-"
-One word: Bobombs. u.u
(There're a thousand ways to make that pointless game fun, and I know everyone could write a book on their styles of Sims-Torture. Go ahead and tell me about yours!)
Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love.
-Smma strikes again!
Edit: OMGomgomg P00R STRONG BAD!!!1111