Thursday, November 10, 2005

   Silver Kryptonite.....Kryptonian Acid?
On Today's Smallville Clark Kent Is Infected With Silver Kryptonite making him imagine things making him paranoid. He looked high close to the end, but I realized Silver Kryptonite is Like Kryptonian Acid. It makes you see things and you get paranoid. Wow. Clark Kent Was Just High on Kryptonian Acid.
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Going Out of Town and Spider-Man 3 Update.
Tomorrow I'm going to San Antonio and Marvel has Announced the Villan to Spider-Man 3 Flint Marko a.k.a. The Sandman.
http://cl.exct.net/?ffcb10-fe4c17787d6003757d11-fdfd15707363077f741c7376-fefe1673756c00

It Will Tell You What You Need to Know.
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Wednesday, November 9, 2005

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter: Hey, What's His Name?
Al Gore: Dick Army
Peter: Phhhhh, ha ha ha ha. No Seriously What Is It?
Al Gore: Dick Army
Peter: Phhhhh, ha ha ha ha. Hey Dick, What's Your Wife's Name? Vagina Coastguard?
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Saturday, November 5, 2005

   Viewtiful Joe: The Animated Series
WB Has Launched Viewtiful Joe: The Animated Series and It's Fuckin' AWESOME!!!!! They Don't Really Use the Same Voices as in the Game But You Get Use to It Pretty Fast. Watch It! It's AWESOME And FUNNY AS HELL!!!!
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter: We all love the bible in this house.
Francis: Really? What's your favourite book of the bible.
Peter: Umm ... the one where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece, and the man in a big yellow hat has to take him to the hospital.
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Friday, November 4, 2005

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter slowly raises up a comic book into his line of sight while he is driving.)
Peter (to himself): Hehehehehe.....Look at all those hamburgers. You can't eat all those hamburgers, you stupid fella (car veers off the road). Oh geeze! (Peter swerves the car back on the road and then slowly raises up the comic book again). Uh! He's gonna do it! Oh he is SO ridiculous--you hear me, you ridiculous man? (Car crashes into tree.)

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Tuesday, November 1, 2005

   The Legend of Zorro, Batman Begins and The Flea Market
On Saturday I Went to The Flea Market and Bought a Batman Action Figure for 50 Cents, Then I Went to The Movies and Watched the Legend of Zorro With My Dad(AWESOME MOVIE BY THE WAY!), Then I Went to Wal-Mart and Bought Batman Begins(ALSO AN AWSEOME MOVIE!) It Was A Great Saturday, The Days After That Were Ok. Poor ThisGuy is Failing and So Am I, And We Only Have 3 Days to Pass this Six Weeks. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! My Dad Hasn't Checked My Grades So I'm Fine For Right Now, But How Long Will That Last?(Red Mage: DUN,DUN,DUNNNNN!, Black Mage: Will You Stop Doing That. Red Mage: Sorry.)
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Lois: Peter, theres a hooker on the bed!
Hooker: Hi.
Peter: Stand perfectly still Lois, their vision is based on movement.
(Pause)
Hooker: Where'd you go?

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Friday, October 28, 2005

   Clark Kent Vs. Crazy Sorority Vampires!
Clark Kent is Now in College in Smallville and He Had to Take On Hot As Hell Sorority Chicks That Were Vampires! Thanks To Clark, Luthor, and His Teacher/Brainiac. Clark Save The Day Once Again.
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter: Everybody I've got bad news. We've been cancelled.
Lois: Oh no Peter! How could they do that?
Peter: Well unfortuantely Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We just gotta accept the fact that FOX has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80's Show, Wonder Falls, Fast Lane, Andy Richter Controls The Universe, Skin, Girl's Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freaky Links, Wanda At Large, Costello, The Lone Gunman, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddy, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric The Entertainer, The Tick, Louie, And Greg The Bunny....
Lois: Is there no hope?
Peter: Well I suppose if ALL those shows go down the tubes we might have a shot.

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