Sunday, November 20, 2005

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Lois: Peter, did you paste a new picture of yourself on our wedding picture?
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.
Lois: You pasted it over me.
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.

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Saturday, November 19, 2005

Superman Returns
On Thursday Night Durin Smallville, WB showed a trailer for "Superman Returns" a movie about the Man of Steel starring an Unknown actor as Superman. From What I Saw, I have high hopes for this movie now. If you didn't see the trailer, watch Harry Potter's new movie I heard it has the trailer before the movie.
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter: Lois, um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork in lung."
Lois: Why?
Peter: Time is a factor, Lois.

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Friday, November 18, 2005

   Daily Family Guy Quote.
Brian: Hey, do you hear that?
Peter: What?
Brian: Sounds like someone's screaming.
Peter: What? What is it boy? What are you trying to say?
Brian: It sounds like Loretta is screaming.
Peter: Trouble at the old mill?
Brian: What are you insane?
Peter: Somebody fall through the ice?
Brian: It's summer.
Peter: Bobcat?
Brian: RURURURURURU!!!
Peter: Loretta's in trouble?! Come on boy!

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Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Life Sucks
I Am Screwing Up On My Grades and I Like A Bisexual. How The Hell Am I Going to Compete with Women, I Can Barely Get One Girl To Look At Me. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways, Al is having a worse time than me. I Don't Want to Say His Problems, but if he says it then I will be fine.
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter and Brian are setting up a crib for the expected baby.)
Brian: Insert Rod A into Rod Support B.
Peter: That's what she--
Brian: If you say that's what she said one more time I'm gonna pop you.

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Sunday, November 13, 2005

   FF7:Advent Children BEST ANIMATED MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It has like 10-15 Min of Actual Dialog No Fighting and even the Few Things that are said are Crucial to The Movie. The Fights Scenes Are FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reno and Rude are Fucking Hilarious in this Movie.I'm Not Going to Spoil Any of it for you. It's AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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   My Weekend.
Friday, I Went to SA and picked up my bro Danny. We Went to Malibu Grand Prix and Played a few arcade games and Miniature Golf. That Shit is Fun But Somewhat annoying.I also watched FF7:Advent Children which i will talk about in another post. Saturday, I Stayed at my aunt's house all day but watched the second episode to Viewtiful Joe(Note: They Cut Off The Middle Finger During The Henshin-A-Go-Go-Baby Changing Sequence and they say Machine Six instead of Six Machine because Six Machine for Some reason sounds a whole lot like Sex Machine.) I Watched s-CRY-ed too.Sunday, I Came Back to Del Rio.
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   Daily Family Guy Quote.
Brian: Peter, are you sure? You've never had much luck telling jokes.
(Flash back to Peter in a net surrounded by apes with guns.)
Peter: Okay, Okay. How many dirty stinkin' apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: One dirty stinkin' ape to screw in the light bulb, and two dirty stinkin' apes to throw faeces at each other. Hehehehehehe.
(Apes cock shotguns.)

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Thursday, November 10, 2005

   Daily Family Guy Quote.
Peter: I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about
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