Sunday, September 25, 2005

Party!!!!!!
It's Party Time!, P-A-R-T-,Y? Because I Gotta! Today We Are Having One of Are Get Togethers at My Friend (REIPSA DEUS)Miguel's House. I Won't Get There When It Starts Because I Will Be Bowling i will get there like Halfway. It's 3PM-9PM, I'll Be There for 5PM-9PM ,maybe. It Depends On How Early I Finish.
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Miss Ironbox: The filing is done Mr. Griffin.
Peter: Thank you Miss Ironbox. You are a valued
member of our business team and I will give you a
raise tomorrow if you come to work without a shirt on.
Miss Ironbox: Mr. Griffin!
Peter: I'm sor...I'm sorry, that came out wrong.
Lemme' try again. Nice ass.

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Saturday, September 24, 2005

The Football Game was Fun even though we Lost.
I was Ushering at The High School Football Game and I Had An AWESOME TIME! Talked Alot, Laughed Alot, and The Guy Next To Me Found A Free Personal Pan Pizza and I Won A Free Liter Of Sprite! And One Of My Sort of Buddies Lance Schmidt Gave Me Mr. Fantastic Hair With His White Hair Paint Which I Haven't Got Around to Washing Off. The Game Sucked we Lost Horribly but We Tried Hard, That's What Counts and The Fact I Got to See "Someone"(*Cough*) Before The Day Ended.
Read This It's Funny
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2005-09-23
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Tom Tucker: Well Diane, that last report was so good I think you deserve a spanking.
Diane: Oh Tom, I don't think your wife would appreciate that.
Tom: Haha, that frigid old cow lives in Quahog she can't hear a word I'm saying.
Camera Guy: Actually, we're back on the air in Quahog.

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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

   Ultimate Spider-Man!!!!!!!!!!
Next Week on Sept. 27 The Ultimate Spider-Man Video Game Comes Out. In IT You Will Kick Ass Not Only As Spider-Man, But THe Ultra Cool Villian VENOM!!!!!!! Spider-Man Calls The Citizens "Innocent Bystanders", But Venom Calls Them Health Pick-Ups. Venom Absorbs People For Health Which Makes It So Much More Exciting. Save The Day Like Spidey, and Destroy The City Like Venom. AWESOME!
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Tom Tucker: Because of an accident today at the Quahog cable company, all television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Of course, no one can see this news program, so it doesn't really matter what we say. I'm the Lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets, how about you, Diane?
Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don't like black people.
Camera man: Hey guys, we're still on in Boston.

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

No One's Going to Read This.
Shit, Shit, God Damn, Mother Fucker, Son of a Bitch!!!!!!! My Nemesis Chris Antu Will Be Coming Back to Del Rio to Visit Before Going Somewhere I Guess. I Will Not Practice the Days He is Here Because I Don't Want To Face Such An Asshole and Not Be Able To Do Anything but hold Still And Stare Forward. DAMN ATTENTION! Well Fuck.
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Dennis Miller: I don't wanna go on a RANT here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antetum. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate.
Peter: What the hell does RANT mean?

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Monday, September 19, 2005

   IT'S FUCKING MGS4!!!!!!!!
Pics of MGS4:Guns of the Patriots has some Screenshots and Snake Looks Old As Hell!!!! But He Is Gonna Be The Main Guy Kicking Ass Again!!! No Stupid Raiden using even though he will be in the game. You Must Get A PS3 and Get This Game When It Comes Out!!!!!! It Looks Promising!
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Peter- Hey Brian! I turned the stairs into a waterslide!
Brian (after Peter falls down and starts screaming): I'm not going to call an ambulance this time because if I do you won't learn anything.

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