Thursday, December 1, 2005

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Joe: Maybe Peter took the trophy, he wanted it all along.
Peter: I couldn't have taken it, I was too busy breakin' into Joe's garage stealin' his ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight!
Lois: Peter!
Peter: What? It's a ladder, he can't use it. It's like takin' a watch off a dead guy.

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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

   Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou. and The F4 on DVD
FUNNY MOVIE!!!!!!!! It Is Hard To Explain Any Of The Jokes, But It's Funny. Watch It! Also THe F4 is Coming Out On DVD on Dec. 6th. If You Didn't Watch It Rent It When It Comes Out. I Thought It Was Good.
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

   Daily Family Guy Quote
(Brian and Stewie are on a German tour bus.)
German Tour Guide: You vill find more on Germany's contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided.
Brian : Yeah, about your pamphlet... uh, I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a big gap.
Tour guide: Everyone vas on vacation. On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15...
Brian : Wait, what are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and...
Tour Guide: We were invited. Punch vas served. Check vit Poland.
Brian : You can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany.
Tour guide: Nope, nope. He left to manage a Dairy Queen.
Brian : A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous.
Tour guide: I vill hear no more insinuations about the German people. Nothing bad happened. Sie werden sich hinsetzen. Sie werden ruhig sein. Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland. You will sit down. You will shut up. You will not insult Germany. (Throws his hand up in a Hitler salute.)
Brian : Uh, is that a beer hall?
Tour guide: (Snapping out of it) Oh yes, Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls.

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Sunday, November 27, 2005

   Kazuma in Full Altar Mode.
Yesterday on s-CRY-ed Kazuma finally went into full Altar Form and He Looked Cool! He Whooped The Main Bad Guy Under 20 Min.!!!! He Whooped him, Even his Most Powerful Form!!!!! Damn I Love s-CRY-ed!
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Lois: I'm gonna go get some oranges Stewie. Here, hold the rest of these bags for mommy."
Stewie: Oh, what brilliant parenting Lois. Leave a tiny infant with a plastic bag. You know I might asphyxiate myself just to teach you a lesson. Here I go. Just like that boy from INXS..(Stewie tries to put bag over top of his head.)
Stewie: I'm going to do it! (Tries to put bag over left side of his head then climbs into it and tries pulling it over his head.)
Stewie: BLAST! Good Lord Lois, either I was a c-section, or you're Wonder Woman!
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Saturday, November 26, 2005

All You Need In Life.........
...Is: Food, Water, A Place To Live, Electricity, Air Conditioner, Heater, and a lot more. But The One Thing You Need IF Family, Friends, and That Special Someone to Share The Moments of Life. You Don't Need Big Ass Malls or Restraunts That You Don't Have in Town. I Am Sick and Tired of People Living in Del Rio Saying there is nothing There. I Have Something to Say to Them and it's, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! Del Rio is A Nice Place to Live IT's Quiet and Hardly Has Any Major Crimes, Like Murder or Drunken Manslaughter or even Kidnapping. It's A Great Place to Be Sure It Isn't As Fancy as As San Antonio or Austin, But I Love It Here I Will Miss It When I Leave. So Anybody Who Lives In Del Rio And Says Del Rio is Shitty Place Because It Doesn't Have A Big Mall, Restraunts or Anything Else and You Know Who You Are, GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Tom: And now to our weatherman Olie Oliver for the Blackie-Weather Forecast, Olie?
Olie: ITS RAININ' SIDEWAYS!
Tom: Don't you have an umbrella?
Olie: USED TO!
Tom: Where is it now?
Olie: INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY!
Tom: Is there anything we can do for you?
Olie: BRING SOUP!
Tom: What kind?
Olie: CHUNKY!
Tom: Thanks, Olie. Up next, a pig that won't eat Jews.

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Monday, November 21, 2005

TO EAGLE PASS!!!!!!(60's Batman Music Goes Off)
Tomorrow when school lets out I am going to Eagle Pass to visit my family and take my cousin's on in Video Games. Every Holiday, me and my cousin's and bro's play video games in a Super Fight in Every Game We Have. It's One Of My Favorite Things I look forward to Holidays. It's Great. I Can't Wait! BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Sword Goes On In HALO 2)
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter: Can't we tell them that your mother died?
Lois: Peter, I'm not gonna lie about something like that.
Peter: All right, all right, I'll kill your mother.

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