Thursday, October 27, 2005

   The Batman vs. Dracula!
Yesterday on Cartoon Network The Batman Fought The Ultimate Batman, DRACULA!!!!!! And Bats Got The Shit Kicked Out of Him by Dracula and Many People,including the Joker was Bit By The Evil Prince of Darkness and Acquired Strength and Speed Beyond Mortal Men. It Was Up To The Batman to Restore The Victims Back to Normal and Destroy Dracula Forever. It was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Doctor: Contraband check. (Pulls out cookies.) What are these?
Cookie Monster: I don't know!
Doctor: What do you mean"you don't know"?
Cookie Monster: I-I-I-I don't know how they got there!
Doctor: Well I think you DO know!
Cookie Monster: NO NO NO UH DERICK, D-DERICK WAS IN HERE UH EARLIER HE WAS UH MAKING THE, MAKING THE BEDS, HE PROBABLY PUT THEM, UH, I-I WHAS IN THE JOHN, (eats cookies, guards hold him down and give him an injection) AHH AHH AHH! YOU-YOU GUYS ARE NAZIS MAN! YOU'RE FREAKIN' NAZIS!
Guard: Shhh! Shhh! Shhh!

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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

No Schoo!l, But Nothing to Do!
I Have No School Today And Now I Am Bored As Fuck! There is Nothing on TV In The Morning and I Have Basically Finished Most of My Games, Except for Super Mario Sunshine, and Al has My FF7. I Will Try to Finish Super Mario Sunshine Today. If I Don't Then I Will Try Later. It's The Only Thing I Have to Do, Except Homework.
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Lois: Peter tell Chris that women are not objects!
Peter: Your mother's right Chris, listen to what it says.
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Monday, October 24, 2005

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Brian: Peter, this is the final plague.
Peter: Good cause this is starting to get boring.
Brian: Peter, the final plague is the death of the first born son.
Peter: Oh no Stewie!
Brian: First born...
Peter: Meg!
Brian: Your daughter...
Peter: Chris!

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Sunday, October 23, 2005

Parade, Rock Springs and A Hard Decision.....
Yesterday I Did Our Amistad Day Parade and After That I Was Forced to Go to Rock Springs to Watch My Sister Dance. And Then My Mother Said She Was Going to Work in Austin if It was Ok with Me and My Sister She Will be There And I Will Still Be in Good ole' Del Rio. I Will Miss Her Like Crazy!!!!!! But I Will Give the Ok Because I think She Deserves to Be Happy and to Be A Hard Worker. I Will Miss Her Dearly, But I Want Wants Good For Her and this will give me a chance to learn a few things around the house.
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian ... Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy (Spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak English!
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy (Spanish): Que?

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter: Aww man! I hate Trivial Pursuit, it always makes me feel so stupid.
Brian: More stupid then that time you locked your keys out of the car?
(Cut to Peter inside the car with his keys lying outside his car door.)
Peter: Damn it! Hey! Hey! Somebody! Hey! Sir! Sir! Sir! You see those keys there? Sir! Si-! (man walks away) Screw you! (Sticks a bent straight hanger out of his window and trys to catch the keys on the hanger. The keys fall.) Oh waahhaahaaa!

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Tuesday, October 18, 2005

   Ultimate Spider-Man!!!!!!!!!!
I Haven't Posted in the last few days because of Ultimate Spider-Man the Video Game. I Beat Saturday But It's Fun Throwing Crap at People and Blaming the Screaming of Citizens on Racism against Black Symbiotes. I'm Still Having A Shit Load of Fun Web Slinging and Jumping Up and Beating Up People. Ah, It's Fun.
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Chris: I don't care what she says, I'm never going back!
Brian: Look you can't run away from your problems Chris. That's what I tried to do. I joined the Peace Corps and a day later I was two continents away.
Chris: Really?
Brian: Yep, but 6,000 miles and all the dope I could smoke still couldn't separate me from my problems. And this was good dope. I mean it was growing everywhere. Oh my God! This one time we got so baked we ended up eating all the food at the food the World Health Organization had airlifted in. Oh man those villagers were so pissed! They tried to chase us, but lemme just say thank God for polio.

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