Saturday, June 3, 2006

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter: So uhh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the big race is tomorrow eh? Bet you're gonna need some strapping men to help you with your boat.
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Are you calling me gay?
Peter: No. No. I just; I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your poopdeck.
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Friday, June 2, 2006

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Doorbell rings)
Chris: Matthew Mcconaughey?
Matthew Mcconaughey: Yeah, I'm lookin' for a guy named Stewie--
(Arrow hits him in the eye)
Matthew McConaughey: OWWWWW!
Stewie: Chris, grab his legs! I've gotta bury this thing!
Chris: But I--
Stewie: GRAB HIS LEGS!!!

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Saturday, May 20, 2006

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Brian: I just spent all morning watching a VH1 special on Gwen Stefani. I don't know what a Hollaback girl is. All I know is that I want her dead.

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

   Daily Family Guy Quote
(Lois and Peter watching a beer commercial containing two women rubbing tanning oil on each other.)
Lois: Typical male fantasy, women drinking beer. A man must have made that commercial.
Peter: Of course a man made it. It's a commercial, not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner.
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006

Brandon Heat, The Future Beyond The Grave
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nWhat Early Gungrave Character Are You?n
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Lois: So Meg, did you do anything interesting last night.
Meg (trying to think of something to say): Oh...yeah. I went out with this real nice guy...whose name is...Ronnie...Mitchell-...stork......and he's the captain of the...soccer...ball...team.
Lois: OK, as long as you're having (hehe)...safe (hahaha)...sex (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA). Ooh, YOU LITTLE LIAR!

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Lois: It's geat they picked your theme, but isn't it a little esoteric?
Peter: Esoteric?
(Zoom in to the guys in Peter's brain)
Guy1: Could it mean sexy?
Guy2: I think it's a science term.
Guy3: Fellas, fellas! Esoteric means delicious!
(Zooms back out)
Peter: Lois, "Who's the Boss" is not a food.
Brian: A swing and a miss.

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Thursday, April 20, 2006

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Lois: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian: Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night lineup.
Peter: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian: That's Street Fighter.
Peter: Red, blue, green...
Brian: Those are colors.

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Sunday, April 16, 2006

   Legen, Wait For It. If You're Lactose Intolerante You Don't Want To Hear This DARY!
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nWhat's Your Naruto Team?n
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   AWESOME EASTER WEEKEND!!!!!
I Got A Air Soft Gun That Looks Like A Spaz Shotgun! And I Got To See DBZ Movie 12 and 13 "Fusion Reborn" and "Dragon Fist Explosion! If Goku Can't Do It, Who Can?" They're Both Incredibly AWESOME!!!!
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