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Tuesday, December 13, 2005


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me,,,wow, even more Christmas things from people,,,cool ^_^,,,






Scar,,if any one needs me I will be in a tree looking for a good kill

megood luck with that,,,any-who, how is all today, as for me,,im good,,but today we had to do more Christmas shopping, not as bad as the first time, so it was ok,,BUWAHAHA,,well, this one is some what sleepy right now, so I will be moving on


CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY





JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED


An old man goes to his doctor and says, “I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?”
The doctor replies, “Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn't respond keep moving closer, asking the question until she hears you.”
The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, “What's for dinner, honey?” No reponse. He moves to ten feet behind her and asks again, no response. Five feet, no answer.
Finally he stands directly behind her and says, “Honey, what's for supper?”
She says, “For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!”





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Your mama's so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.



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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and land in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"

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Q: Why aren't there any
Wal-Marts in Afganistan?

A: Because there are too many Targets.





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President Bush wakes up one morning, looks out of the White House window and sees "The President Sucks" written in the snow in urine. Furious, he calls in the FBI and demands the perpetrators be found. Later that day the FBI agents return.
"Well sir," says the first agent, "the urine has been analysed and it's the Vice President's". Bush goes purple with rage and shouts, "Is that all?"
"Well no sir," says the agent, "It's the First Lady's handwriting."






RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

1# ,,DOING WHAT ARE YOU?

2#,, hippie cat?

3#,,,did you try and kill me just now o_O?


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PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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Monday, December 12, 2005


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me,,,YAAAA, this one got more Christmas thing from people^_^, so I will show you them,,and if you want to know who they are from, just look for the name on them












thanks to all I say ^____^


Scar,,I will kill you all

mei told you before,,you cant kill people,,,,,,,,,only the people that don’t comment,,,any-who, today this one went to play tennis (*dont know if thats how you spell it or not ^_^ *), ,,and well, as it turns out,,I am not to good at it,,but it was fun, so it was a good day, hmmmm, well, I am working on some fan art, but I never get around to getting it done, , the zombie hippies take all my time, and don’t give me any for art things o_O, but I will try and get one up some time in the week if I can ^_^


CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY





JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED


A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees President Bush and Colin Powell sitting together. He introduces himself and asks President Bush, "How goes the War effort, Sir?"
President Bush answers, "We're getting ready to kill 40 million Iraqi's and one blonde."
The guy asks in astonishment, "Why are you killing one blonde?"
President Bush turns to Colin Powell and says, "See, I told you people wouldn't care about the Iraqi's




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Teacher, Teacher! I have to go to the bathrom!" Johnny says. "O.K, Johnny," the treacher says,"but first recite the alphabet" "O.K." Johnny says."A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O...Q R S T U V W X Y Z." "You forgot the P" the teacher says. "No I didn’t,,It's running down my legs!"

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She is so blonde that she thought she needed a token to get on “Soul Train.”


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Somebody recent vandalised the local nudist camp. They put a hole in the wall, and the police are currently looking into it.








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A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterward the pastor asked the man where he had gone. ''I went to get a haircut,'' was the reply.
''But,'' said the pastor, ''why didn't you do that before the service?''
''Because,'' the gentleman said, ''I didn't need one then.''







RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

1# ,,LOOk OUT,,YOU HAVE,,umm,,ummm,,what is that on your head,z o_O?

2#,, crisp and creamy?

3#,,,GAMES,,?


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PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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Sunday, December 11, 2005


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me,,,YAAAA, this one got christmas thing from people^_^, so I will show you them

I got this one from Rurounigirl123



and this one was from somegirl



thanks to all I say ^____^


Scar,,what!, no one gave me one
-_-

meno, not at all,,,I have one for you, you just don’t get it yet,,BUWAHAHA,,any-who, today was ok,,,,we had to go Christmas shopping, it wasn’t to bad,,,,FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KILL ME NOW,, but to many people go to shop,,,why cant they stay home and let me get what i need then , and ONLY then, can they get what they need, thats how the world should work,,no no,,,thats how it WILL work from now on,,BUWAHAH, IN MY CRAZY WORLD OF ZOMBIE HIPPIES,,I RULE ALL,,wellll, I think I need to put up my Christmas stuff for my site at some time,it will be like the Halloween stuff,,,only,,,Christmas, sooo,,yup, any-who, how is all today,,,,WHAT,,,NEW SHOWS TONIGHT ON TV,,YAAAA, (*runs off to the tv*),,,,oh” and also I now have 1000 guestbook entries,,BUWHAAHHAHA



CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY





JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED


How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?

BLEEEEEE-YATCH



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Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to ta local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears starnge noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!"
1. In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, "How did it go?" The first one answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn''t do it."
The second hobbit shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?"
"No. I couldnt get on the bed, I was just to short!"






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How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?

You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Arthur

Arthur who?

Arthur any better jokes on this site?








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You know you''re having a bad day when your twin forgets your birthday






RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

1# ,,and you say its free ?

2#,, cat cat dog cat?

3#,,,is that,,,,,what i thikn it is o_O?


And now
PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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Saturday, December 10, 2005


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me,hey crazy hippie people,,wait,,your not hippies,,AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Scar,,they might not be,,but you sure as hell are

mereally,,
you think so,,,welllll
BLAH !!,,,sooooo, how is all today, as for this one, he is good, but,,BORED, and nothing is on tv, so that makes thing even more boring then boring can be,,AHHHH,,any-who, I might change my site some,,,so far I have changed the pic on my post, (*before it was a kakashi pic*), if it looks good let me know,,,or if its bad, then say some-thing so I can fix it

CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY






JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED


When the media does it, it's called "news coverage."

When an individual does it, it's called "stalking."




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Twas the Night before Finals

T'was the night before finals,
And all through the college,
The students were praying
For last minute knowledge.



Most were quite sleepy,
But none touched their beds,
While visions of essays
Danced in their heads.



Out in the taverns,
A few were still drinking,
And hoping that liquor
Would get their brains thinking.


In my own apartment,
I had been pacing,
Dreading all those exams
I soon would be facing.


My roommate was speechless,
His nose in his books,
And my comments to him
Drew unfriendly looks.


I drained all the coffee,
And brewed a new pot,
No longer caring
That my nerves were shot.

I stared at my notes,
But my thoughts were all muddy,
My eyes went a'blur,
I just couldn't study.


"Some pizza might help,"
I said with a shiver,
But each place I called
Refused to deliver.


I'd pretty much concluded
Life is unfair and cruel,
Since our futures all depend
On grades made in school.


When all of a sudden,
Our door opened wide,
And Patron Saint Put-It-Off
Ambled inside.


Her spirit was careless,
Her manner was mellow,
She looked at the mess
And started to bellow:


"Why should us students
Make such a fuss,
About what those teachers
Toss out to us?"


"On Cliff Notes! On Crib Notes!
On Last Year's Exams!
On Wingit and Slingit,
And Last Minute Crams!"


Her message delivered,
She vanished from sight,
But we heard her laughing
Outside in the night.


"Your teachers won't flunk you,
So just do your best.
Happy Finals to All,
And to All, a good test."






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Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

A: Because he had low elf esteem







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Yo mama so ugly, she make blind kids cry



RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

1# ,,yo yo yo, to the go go?

2#,, is 3 + 5 , 78,,or 6766?

3#,,,The Dog?


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PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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Friday, December 9, 2005


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me,OK,,,
well, for about 3 days, my comp was going very slow, so I wasn’t able to get to any sites in the day, but, as it turns out, it starts working right some time after 10pm , so if I don’t get to your site in the day time, then I will do it at night ok^_^


Scar,,(*on a day off*)

mesooooooo,,,how is all today,,,,,as for this one, he is good, and it was cold out today, so it was a good day^_^, I don’t think it will snow like last year, but who knows, maybe it will,,BUWAHHA,,welllll, not much for me to talk about right now,,sooo
MOVING, ON


CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY






JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED


How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.



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A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"
The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down.
As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, "Are you ok, dear?"
The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me."
The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey."



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The patient sat there looking ill and asked, ''Flu?''

The doctor replied, ''No, I came on my bicycle actually

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What do you get when you cross a fortune teller with a prostitute?

Your whoroscope




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There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer. A while later a huge guy walked into the bar and he went up to the little guy and karate chopped him in the back. The little guy fell off his bar stool and when he got up the big guy said, ''That was a karate chop from Korea.''
The big guy went to the restroom and the little guy ordered himself another beer. About 20 minutes later the big guy came back and karate choped the little guy in the back again. The little guy got up and dusted himself off and the big guy told him,''That was a karate chop from China.''

The little guy got up and decided he wasn't going to take any more of this, so he left the bar. About an hour later the little guy comes back to the bar and he hits the big guy in the back. The big guy is knocked out cold and he's on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender , ''Tell him that was a crowbar from Sears!


RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

1# ,,did you just eat a hippie cat?

2#,, BIG FOOT IN A TREE?

3#,,,BLAHx2?

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PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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Thursday, December 8, 2005


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me,time for some news,,and its good,,not bad,,,GOOD,,,ok,,,right now this one has a Popularity Ranking of #204,,,so by the end of the day, it should be at 200 or under,,YAAAA


Scar,,wow,,,thats great,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,not
-_-

me how about this,,,I will give you the day off,,but only,,,and I mean ONLY,,if you say,,YABADABA,DOOOOO,,,,BUWAHAHAHAAH,,
any-who,
how is all,,,
WAIT
I almost forgot, ok, now I am sure some of you see the inflatable Christmas thing that people put up,,,maybe some of you have them, ,any-who, what you see the most of with them, is santa, snowman, or some-thing like that,,but one you don’t see, is Evil Santa,,,,however, that is what was at some-ones house,,,I don’t know if it came that way, they made it , or what, but I do know one thing,,,it was an evil santa,,,AHHHHHHH,,,ok, now that this one said that, he cant think of much more to talk about,,,soooooo
ZOMBIE

CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY






JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED



What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captain's log


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a man is opening a restaurant and he asks one of his workers to come up with a name for it.
The man tells Al, one of his workers, that he will name the resaurant after the first thing Al sees when he goes out the door.
Al walks outside and the first thing he saw was a girl named Lucy and he saw her legs. He told the man, and so the restaurant was named Lucy's Legs. The man was so impressed that he said the next day Al could get a free drink.
The next day Al comes a bit early and a policeman walks by and notices Al waiting there. The policeman asks, "What are you doing?"
Al says, "I'm waiting for Lucy's legs to open so I can get a drink."


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There was once a stockbroker who had made a ton of money off the stock market and decided to retire to a ranch in Montana. One day he was out in his front yard planting some flowers when he sees dirt flying up behind a truck. The truck pulls into his driveway and a famer gets out of his truck.
"Hi, my name is Bob. I'm your neighbor. I live about five miles away and I came to invite you to a party I am having tonight."
"What kind of a party is it?" asks the stockbroker.
"Oh, we're going to do a little dancing, a little fighting, a little eating, little drinking, and a little screwing."
"That sounds great,' said the stockbroker. "What should I wear?"
"I don't care," said Bob. "It's just gonna be the two of us."
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The Seven Dwarfs were sitting in a tub ”feeling” happy.

So Happy got up and left





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What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears:
Blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON, blah, blah, YOU AND I, blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW.


RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

1# ,,word up?

2#,,,,hey look,,,it’s a cat,,I think,,,hmmm,,what is that think o_O?

3#,,,Mr. J.k.hgf.fsdsd.?


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PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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Wednesday, December 7, 2005


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me,hey all,,,,how might you be,,,,as for this one,,,,,FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,,GIVE ME SOME FOOD,,,no really,,,do you have any on you o_O



Scar,,I would give you some of my food,,but I need it,,,,,,,,,,all of it

me ok,,thats cool,,,any-who,,,,NEED ,,,SNOW,,,it doesn’t snow for us,,,EVER!!,, it isn’t that cold most of the time,,,and it has onlt snowed 2 times in about 100 years o_O,,WHYYYYYYYYYYYY,,ok,,now more talk about snow from this one
sooooooooooo
whats up with the poeple of the people today
any-thing good
come on
SAY SOME-THING
im bored as you can see
sooooooooo
I am just about out of words
not yet
not yet
almost
not yet
annnnnnnnnnd
now
I AM OUT OF WORDS


CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY






JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED


Q: What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a hot vegetable broth?

A: Souperman!


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Now I know why Superman left Krypton.
Earth was the only place where he could get steroids!
___

As mild-mannered Clark Kent, Superman is afraid of girls.
He's worried that he'll run into the one he stole the red and blue suit from
__

I think Superman would be cooler if he was ” The Man of Reinforced Plexiglass”.
Bullets would still bounce off, but we'd get the added bonus of seeing real superhero internal organs


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Howar was feeling guilty all day long. No matter how he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guit and sense of betrayal was overwhelming

every once in a while he’d hear a soothing voice tryting to reassure him, “Howard, don’t worry about it, you arent the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, and you wont be the last”


however, the other voice would bring him back to reality “Howard, you’re a veterinarian”





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Superman was terribly bored with fighting crime, so one Friday night he decided to go out on the town to have some fun for a change.
He dropped by Batman's house. "Hey Batman," he said. "Wanna' go out tonight?"
"No, I can't," replied Batman. "The Batmobile is broken and I gotta' stay home and fix it, or else I won't be able to fight crime."
"You loser," said Superman, and he flew away in disgust.
He then decided to stop by Spiderman's house. "Hey, Spidey, how about hitting the town tonight, you and me," he said.
"I'd love to, but I can't," replied Spiderman. "My web-slinger is jammed and I gotta fix it in order to fight crime."
Superman, all disgusted, quipped: "You loser. Go ahead--stay home on a Friday night and fix your damned web-slinger."
He again flew away.
While flying around the city looking for something to do, his super vision spotted Wonder Woman lying on her back, stark naked and spread-eagle!
Superman thought, "Hey, I'm Superman, so I can fly down there at the speed of light, have a quickie and she'll never know the difference!"
Wonder Woman said, "What the hell was that?"
The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but it hurt like hell!"


RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

1# ,,laluuuuu?

2#,, if you have 3 feet,,and only one big foot,,then what did you do with the dog ??

3#,,,PlayDoh??


And now
PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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Tuesday, December 6, 2005


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me,ok,,I now know who will win in the contest,,,sooooooo, I will now tell you who the people are,,and it is 3 people,,one person wins on every pic,,,,any-who,,as I was saying,,the people that win are

1# kagomemem

2# error


and

3# samuraiX


Scar,,WHAT,,why didn’t I win??

me how many times must I tell you,,you cant win,,you work for me,,,as for the people that did win, you will get some-thing from this one, in 1 or 2 days,,,,SO, CONGRATS,, as for all the other people,,thanks for trying ^_^, and better luck next time,,,any-who,, how is every one today,,as for this one,,well, he is better then yesterday,,so, I am good^_^,,welllll,
I don’t have much to talk about,,how ever,,we now have lights on are house, and if you don’t know what I am talking about ,and think I am crazy,,,I mean Christmas lights,,,SO BLAH!!,,,ok,,no more words from this one,,,sooooo,,KEEP GOING DOWN!!


CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY






JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED


Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?

A: Boys pants were half off.

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A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town. Another man walks in and asks the bartender for a Jack Daniel's. He downs it, and then takes a running leap out the window. Much to everybody's surprise, he floats back up and climbs through the window back into the bar. The man at the bar is amazed and asks the man how he did it.
"Easy," says the man. "Outside this window are some very strong wind currents which can carry you back to the window."
"Wow," says the man at the bar. "I gotta try this." He takes a running leap out the window and falls to a horrible, bloody, and flat death.
"Geez, Superman," says the bartender. "You can be a real a jerk when you're drunk."


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Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

A: Both get turned on by kids!!!





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A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"


RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

1# ,,A&W, or Root Beer ?

2#,,dogcatthing?

3#,,,how many people did you eat o_O??


And now
PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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Monday, December 5, 2005


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me,ok,,the contest is now over,,,HOW EVER, you will not know If you win yet, you must come back tomorrow,,,


Scar,,WHAT,,but I need to know if I win now

me you didn’t do any-thing, so you cant win,,,any-who, sorry if this one didn’t get to any of your site, first off, my comp is slow right now, and it takes a long time, and also this one wasn’t feeling to good,,,but as I said, sorry if I didn’t get to you,,,,,,,,,,and thats all this onr has time to say right now


CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY






JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED

How does a blonde try to kill a fish?

She drowns it!!

__________________________________
A frat boy gets into the back of a cab, and asks the cabbie, "Do you have enough room up there for a Pizza and a six pack of Beer?"
The cabbie says, "Sure."
So the frat boy leans forward and throws-up

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A drunk man stumbled into a church where there were baptisms being performed. The priest noticed him and asked him if he wanted to find Jesus.
"Sure," said the drunk man. "I'll find Jesus." So the priest took the drunk man's head and dunked it into the baptismal waters. When he came up for air, he was sputtering and couging.
"Damn," said the drunk man. "Are you sure he fell in there?"

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Q: What's better than winning the Special Olympics?

A: Not being retarded.




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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non

Athletic

Sport

Created

Around

Rednecks



RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

1# ,,how many cats are on your head??

2#,,are you big foot??

3#,,,,NSUHNAUBJSN??


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PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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Sunday, December 4, 2005


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contest day 2,,last day,


1#, you can only give one caption for every pic, but you can give one, on all 3 if you want

2#, DO NOT, use the answer of another person,

3#, you can send your answer in a pm, or just put it in the comment box, ,its up to you

4#, HAVE FUN,,BUWAHAAH

5# the contest will be over in 2 or 3 days, so if you want to try, THEN TRY BEFORE IT ENDS

6#, when you give your answer or answers, you must say it is for the contest, and what pic it is for, if it is for pic number #2, then say “#2",


the pics

1#

2#

#3

me,ok,, today is the last day of the contest, so if you have an answer , give it to me, the best way is in the comment box,, ,SO DO SOME-THING o_O


Scar,,I have one, do I get to try

meyou work for me,,sooo,no,,you cant,,any-who, SATURDAY,,YAAAAAA,,NEW SHOWS,, ok, this one isn’t going to talk for to long, for he want to see some tv, ,,soo,,,,if you want more crazy random things , come back tomorrow,,BUWAHAH,,,or,,,,you can stay and look at the other stuf in my post ^^



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JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED


__________________________________
A jock and a geek applying for the same job.
The boss said, "Boys, you need to take a test before you can get this job."
So they took the test and the next day they came back to see who the boss chose. "Well," he said, "Both of you got the same score except I'm going to choose the geek."
The jock complained, "Don't you think that's prejudice or something?"
"Well," the boss said, "Let me tell you what happened. Both of your papers were right all the way through until the last question came up, and the geek answered 'I don't know,' and then when I looked at your paper, you answered, 'Me either'

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Two men are walking down the street...

I forget the punch-line, but your mother's fat!

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Why are there no amusement parks in China?

Because no one is tall enough to ride the rides



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A Giants fan is in Baltimore for the weekend and decides to stop in at a bar. He pulls up to the bar and waits for the bartender. The bartender and the other patrons ignore the fan. Finally, he speaks up.

"Could I get a beer please?"

"We don't serve Giants fans. This is a Ravens bar."

"Look I just want one drink and then I'll leave."

The bartender pours him a drink and gives him the third degree.

"What are you doing in Baltimore?"

"I'm here for a taxidermist conference."

"What does a taxidermist do?" the bartender asked.

"Oh, I mount animals."

The bartender steps back, and then says, "Hey boys, don't worry about this one, he's one of us."





RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

1# ,,,LOOK OUT,,,YOU HAVE SOME_THING ON YOU,,,oh” wait,,,thats just your head,,,or,,,,is it?

2#,,cow+cube = COOOWUUBE?


3#,,,,do you eat hats o_O


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PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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