Tuesday, December 13, 2005
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me,,,wow, even more Christmas things from people,,,cool ^_^,,,
Scar,,if any one needs me I will be in a tree looking for a good kill
megood luck with that,,,any-who, how is all today, as for me,,im good,,but today we had to do more Christmas shopping, not as bad as the first time, so it was ok,,BUWAHAHA,,well, this one is some what sleepy right now, so I will be moving on
CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY
JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED
An old man goes to his doctor and says, “I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?”
The doctor replies, “Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn't respond keep moving closer, asking the question until she hears you.”
The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her and says, “What's for dinner, honey?” No reponse. He moves to ten feet behind her and asks again, no response. Five feet, no answer.
Finally he stands directly behind her and says, “Honey, what's for supper?”
She says, “For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!”
Your mama's so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and land in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
Q: Why aren't there any
Wal-Marts in Afganistan?
A: Because there are too many Targets.
have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time
President Bush wakes up one morning, looks out of the White House window and sees "The President Sucks" written in the snow in urine. Furious, he calls in the FBI and demands the perpetrators be found. Later that day the FBI agents return.
"Well sir," says the first agent, "the urine has been analysed and it's the Vice President's". Bush goes purple with rage and shouts, "Is that all?"
"Well no sir," says the agent, "It's the First Lady's handwriting."
RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY
1# ,,DOING WHAT ARE YOU?
2#,, hippie cat?
3#,,,did you try and kill me just now o_O?
PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,
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