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Monday, January 23, 2006


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me,sorry about not posting in like, 4 days or some-thnig,,
I hope you will forgive me,,,
and also im sorry if I didnít get to
any ones site,,I didnít have the time to

Scar,,I have killed a lot in 4 days,,so im happy


me,thats good for you,,but im not all that happy,,,
just a little happy, , any-who, this one
had a some what good day, and my weekend was good, Saturday was maybe the best day
of the week,,, BLAH TO EVERY OTHER DAY



CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY




JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED

_Yo mama''s so fat, she dont
need the Internet - she's already world wide.

________________________

How does Michael Jackson pick
his nose?

Out of a catalog
________________________

A blind man and his seeing eye
dog walked into a store. When he gets
in, he starts swinging his dog around.
Upset by this, the manager of the store
demanded to know what he was doing.
The blind man calmly replied, "I'm
just lookin' around
________________________

There once was a lady who was tired of
living alone. So she put an ad in the
paper which outlined her requirements.
She wanted a man who 1) would treat her
nicely, 2) wouldn't run away from her,
and 3) would be good in bed. Then, one
day, she heard the doorbell ring. She
answered it, and there on the front
porch was a man in a wheel chair who
didn't have any arms or legs.
"I'm here about the ad you put in the
paper. As you can see, I have no arms
so I can't beat you, and I have no legs
so I can't run away from you."
"Yes, but are you good in bed?"
"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"


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you know what makes me mad,,,,
NOT HAVING A FREE HAT




RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

1# whaaaaa?

2#,,who are you, and why do you look like a tree

3#,,are you going to kill me?


And now
PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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Wednesday, January 18, 2006


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me,sorry if I didnít
get to your sites,,but my comp is
messed up right now, and it takes
forever to do any-thing


Scar,,huh,,,so thats
why your so slow,,,and to thnik I called
you mentally retarded


me, I didnít say I was aslo,,I said my comp is,,,so I donít
have a lot of time for talking,
I just want you to know if I donít get
to your sites, its because my comp isnít
working

CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY


JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters
who were getting ready to go out on dates.
The first boy came to the door and said,
''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty.
We're going for spaghetti,
is she ready?''

"No," the farmer said.

The second boy came to the door
and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick
up Flo to take her to the show. Is she
ready to go?''

"No."

The third boy came to the door and said
to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''

The farmer shot Chuck


__________


A guy gets home early from work
and hears strange noises coming
from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs
to find his wife naked on the bed,
sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he asks.
"I'm having a heart attack!" cries the
woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone,
but just as he is dialing, his 4-year
old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy!
Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe and
he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms
upstairs into the bedroom, past his
screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe
door. Sure enough, there is his brother,
totally naked, cowering on the
wardrobe floor.
''You bastard," says the husband. "
My wife is having a heart attack and
you're running around with no clothes
on scaring the kids!"





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The Pope walked into a car dealership one
day to buy a car. A young salesman came
out just as soon as the Pope walked
onto the lot.
''Hello, can I help you?''
''Yes, I'm looking for a car to drive
to the Vatican.''
''We have a wide selection, as you can
see. As soon as you find one you like,
come get me.''
So the Pope looked around and found a
really nice sports car. The Pope didn't
have his checkbook, so he said he would
come back the next day to buy the car.
The next day he came back and the car had
pieces cut out all over the place.
''What did you do to my car?!'' the
Pope yelled.
''I was just trying to make it holy
for you.''










RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

1#HUG?

2#,are you trying to kill that book ?

3#,,WHHHHHAAAZZZZZZZZ?


PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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Tuesday, January 17, 2006


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me,I like cream soda,,
lol ^_^


Scar,,im sure you do


me, AHHHH, I didnít get to see the new FMA,,,NOOOOO, but,,
thats ok,,any-who, not a lot of time for
me to talk, just leting you all know im not dead,,,,yet


CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY


JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED

A blonde was driving across
several states to go visit her family.
She was five hours late and her family was getting worried. When she finally got
there she explained that she had seen
10 signs that said ďCLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD...Ē

__________


You're so stupid, you put a quarter in a
parking meter and started shouting, ďHey! Where's my gumball!?Ē




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Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when
she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled
over K-Mart and landed right on Target.









RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

1#Cream Soda?

2#,PB&J?

3#,,how what who what?



PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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Sunday, January 15, 2006


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me,AHHH,
I forgot to make time
to get to sites,,
AHHH,,I will try and do that right now,,but I migh not
get to all of them


Scar,,
*comes back with only one arm*,,im back


me, hmmm, didnít he have 2 arms the last time we talked,,hmmm,,,,
any-who,,today this one
went on a bike ride,,YAAAA,,,,
SUPER-NOVA
,,I like that word,,and,,,,that was randomm,,YAAAA ^_^



CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY


JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED

.A man is in court for
murder and the judge says,
''You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.''

Then a voice at the back
of the court says, ''You bastard.''

The judge continues, ''You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a hammer.''

Again the voice at the
back of the court says,
''You bastard.''

The judge says, ''Now,
we cannot have any more
of these outbursts from
you or I shall charge
you with contempt!
What is the problem?''

The man at the back of the
court says, ''Fifteen
years I
lived next door to
that
bastard
and everytime I asked
to borrow
a hammer he said he
never had one!''


__________
What's green and red,
and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender
__________


There was a competition
to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke,
and the three women who
entered the race were a
brunette, a redhead and a
blonde.
After approximately
14 hours, the brunette
staggered up on the shore
and was declared the fastest. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the
shore and was declared the
second place finisher.
Nearly 4 hours after that,
the blonde finally came
ashore and promptly collapsed
in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked
why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want
to sound like I'm a sore
loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."




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Q: How many musicians
does it take to
screw in a lightbulb?

A: One, two, one, two, three, four!









RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

1#TaCo?

2#,Taco hat?

3#,,are you going to kill that tree now?



PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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Saturday, January 14, 2006


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me,hey all,,,sorry if I didnít get to your sites the other day,,
but I didnít have a lot of time,,,,annnnd,,I donít
have a lot of time now,,
so I cant talk alot


Scar,,
*out killing*


me,all I will say is,,,
HAVE A GOOD
WEEK-END,,,and,,ummm,,
HAPPY NEW YEAR,,
I mean,,,HAPPY HAT DAY



CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY


JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED

A man asked a blonde
what she thought
about blonde jokes.

She replied,
''I think they are good
but they might be
offensive to some mexicans."

__________
A man was riding in the
back of his limousine
when he saw a man
eating grass by the
roadside. He ordered
his driver to stop
and he got out to
investigate.
"Why are you eating
grass?" he asked the man.

"I don't have any
money for food,
" the poor man replied.

"Oh, please come to
my house!"

"But sir, I have a
wife and four children..."

"Bring them along!
" the rich man said.
They all climbed into
the limo. Once underway,
the poor fellow said,
"Sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking
all of us in."

The rich man replied,
"No, you don't understand.
The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"

__________





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How do you keep a
blonde busy? (see below)

How do you keep a
blonde busy? (see above)






RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

1# book?

2#,who has my car that I donít have yet?

3#,,are you crazy,,BUWAHAHAH?



PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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Thursday, January 12, 2006


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me,hey all,,,hmmm, I think scar said some-thnig like he posted for me,,hmm, im not to sure,,,
all I know is I didnít
get time to post the
other day, so scar said
he would do it,,,,
and if he said he
was going to kill you,,
im sure he didnít mean it^_^,


Scar,,if I say I will kill you,
,then im going to kill you


me,okkk,,
sure,,any-who,,im working on
a request fan art right now,,
but I cant tell any of you what its of yet,,or how long
it might take,,BUWHAAHAHA ^_^,,ok,,well,,I need to
go to the "book/music/candy/every thing cool", store now,,,so,,I will be moving on,



CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY


JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED

Two blondes were driving down
the road.
The blonde driving looks
at her friend in the
passenger seat and asks
her to see if her blinker
is working. So the blonde
looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.






_________________________

A Crazy Pirate walks in to
the bar, with a hook hand,
eye patch, talking parrot,
and a a big boat steering
wheel around his waist. The bartender asks 'Are you
crazy, what is that wheel
doing on your belt"
To which the pirate replies,
"Yaaar, it's drivin' me nuts!"


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One day in the Garden of
Eden, Eve calls out to God.
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me
and all of this beautiful
garden and all of these
amazing animals and that hilarious comedic snake,
but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came
the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely, and
I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well Eve, in that case,
I have a solution. I
shall create a man for you."
"What's a man, Lord?"
"Man will be a flawed
creature, with many wreteched traits. He'll lie, cheat
and be vainglorious; all
in all, he'll give you a
hard time.
But... he'll be bigger,
stronger, and will like
to hunt and kill things.
He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've
been complaining, I'll make
him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs.
He will be witless and will
revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart,
so he'll also need your
advice to think properly."
"Sounds wonderful!" says Eve, " but what's the catch, Lord?"
Well... you can have him
on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and
self-admiring...
So you'll have to let
him believe that I
made him first.
Just remember, it's
our little secret...
You know, woman to woman."








RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

1#Batman is bewing killed by catman?

2#,FatMan?

3#,,HatMan?



PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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Wednesday, January 11, 2006


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Scar,the Metal-inu one is out
today,,so i will be doing his post for him,,first off,,he
wanted me to tell all of you, that
he has a new fan art up,
and you all
need to go look at it,,,well,,
you don't NEED to,,but he said
if you don't, then i can hunt you down,,,ok,,lets se,,ummm,
im not good with words,,and
im not to random like Metal-inu,,
so for today, all you get in one Joke, and the pic of the day



JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED

A snake and a rabbit
were racing along a pair of
intersecting forest
pathways one day,
when they collided at the intersection. They
immediately began to
argue with one
another as to who was at fault for the mishap.

When the snake remarked that he had been blind since
birth, and thus should
be given additional leeway,
the rabbit

said that he, too, had
been blind
since birth. The two
animals then
forgot about the
collision and began
commiserating concerning the problems of being blind.

The snake said that
his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. He had never
been able to see his reflection
in the water, and for
that reason did not know exactly what he
looked like, or even
what he was.
The rabbit declared
that he had
the same problem.
Seeing a way
that they could help each
other,
the rabbit proposed that one
feel the other from head
to toe,
and then try to describe
what the other animal was.

The snake agreed, and
started by winding himself
around the rabbit. After a few
moments, he announced,
"You've got very
soft, fuzzy fur, long ears, big
rear feet, and a little fuzzy
ball for a tail. I think that you must be a bunny rabbit!"

The rabbit was much
relieved to find his
identity, and proceeded
to return the favor to
the snake. After feeling
about the
snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted, "Well, you're
scaly, you're slimy,
you've got beady little
eyes, you squirm and slither all the time, and you've got a forked tongue. I think you're a lawyer!"



PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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Tuesday, January 10, 2006


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me,ok,,
today I got to site,,but,,,
I know I didnít really
give you all a good comment,,but,,,
like I keep saying,,
I donít have time for that,,
I have a lot of thnig to
do,,and if I need
to go to more then 40 site,
it would take to much time,,,
so if you get a small fast comment from me, try
not to get mad,,,its not
that I donít want to
give you good comments
and look at your post,,
I just cant do all that
with the time I have


Scar,,if I was you, I would have
the time,,HA


me,if you are me,,then who
would I be ???,,any-who,,
,I donít have a lot of
time for talking right now,,,,BUT,,,,I will
do my best and try to
get my fan art up,,I
know I said I was going to,
and I didnít do it yet,
,but I didnít get around
to it,



CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY


JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED

Q: What did the blonde
ask Santa Claus for Christmas?

A: Five golden dings,
four calling nerds,
three French men,
two purple gloves,
and a bar fridge and a party.





_________________________
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother
to a nursing home and
leaves her, hoping she
will be well cared for.
The next morning, the
nurses bathe her, feed
her a tasty breakfast,
and set her in a chair
at a window overlooking
a lovely flower garden.

She seems O.K. but after
a while she slowly starts
to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch
her and straighten her up.

Again, she seems O.K. but
after a while she starts
to tilt to the other side.
The nurses rush back and
once more bring her back
upright. This goes on all morning.

Later, the family arrives
to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home.
"So Ma, how is it here?
Are they treating you
all right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they
won't let you fart."




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A cab driver reaches the
Pearly Gates and announces
his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big
Book. Upon reading the
entry for the cabbie,
St. Peter invites him to
pick up a silk robe and a
golden staff and to proceed
into Heaven.
A preacher is next in line
behind the cabby and has
been watching these
proceedings with interest.
He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the
Big Book, St. Peter furrows
his brow and says, "Okay,
we'll let you in, but take
that cloth robe and wooden
staff."
The preacher is astonished
and replies, "But I am a
man of the cloth. You gave
that cab driver a gold
staff and a silk robe.
Surely I rate higher
than a cabbie."
St. Peter responded
matter-of-factly: "this
is heaven and, up here,
we are interested in results. When you preached,
people slept. When
the cabbie drove his
taxi, people prayed."





RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

1#cat?

2#,even more cats?

3#,,even more cats then that?



PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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Monday, January 9, 2006


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me,ok,,
frist I will start
by saying,,,im sorry
about not geting to your sites,,or posting the other
day,,but im not geting as
much time as I was,
so I donít get to
do as much,,,any-who,,
,how is all today


Scar,,im sure they are good,
,but the better question is,,
how do they want me
to kill them


me,welllll,,I think they donít
want you to kill them
at all o_O,,but who knows,,
maybe they do,,,,,,
ok, moving on,,,
this one had a some what
good day,,
but I didnít do a lot,
just go to the
book store, and thats about it,,but Saturday was a good day,,I did more
things then I have
time to talk about,,
and also I got to
see FullMetal Alchemsit,,YAAAAAAAA,^_^



CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY


JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED

What's the difference
between a Harley Davidson motorcycle and
a vacuum cleaner?

You can fit two
dirt bags on a Harley




_________________________
A guy walks into
a psychiatrist's office
covered only in Saran
Wrap. He says to the doctor, "I've felt
so weird lately, Doc,
can you tell me what's
wrong?"

The doctor replied, "Well,
I can clearly see
your nuts!"



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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit
lived in the same forest,
but they didn't like each
other very much. One day,
while walking through the
woods, and they came across
a golden frog. They were
amazed when the frog
talked to them. The
golden frog admitted
that he didn't often
meet anyone, but, when
he did, he always gave
them six wishes, so he
told them that they
could have three wishes
each.
Mr. Bear immediately
wished that all the
other bears in the forest
were females. The frog
granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit,
after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet.
One appeared immediately,
and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried
on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears
in the neighboring
forests were females as
well, and the frog granted
his wish. Mr. Rabbit then
wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and
he climbed on board and
started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe
it and complained that
Mr. Rabbit had wasted
two wishes that he could
have had for himself.
Shaking his head, Mr. Bear
made his final wish,
that all the other
bears in the world
were females as well,
leaving him as the only
male bear in the world.
The frog replied that
it had been done, and
they both turned to
Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the
engine, thought for
a second, then said,
ďI wish that Mr. Bear
was gay!Ē and rode
off as fast as he could.




RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

1# DID YOU GET
THAT HAT I SENT YOU?

2#,HOW MANY TIMES
MUST I KILL YOU?

3#,,do you want
in my Zombie rock band?



PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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Saturday, January 7, 2006


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me,I have a zombie army,,
but what I donít have
is a zombie rock band,,
IT WILL RULE YOU ALL,,,,
im not sure how zombies
will have a band,,
BUT I WILL FIND I WAY


Scar,,sure you will,,
I mean,,,not


me,so,,,howis all today,,good,,,
good,,,,AHHHHHHH,,,
YOUR GOING TO KILL ME,,
hmm, or maybe that
was a cat,,any-who,,
IM BORED,,
and crazy,,
so im TRIPPIE HIPPIE,,
I mean,,,,
CAT
ok, I cant think
of any-thnig to talk
about,,so I will
show you some new
pics of me










CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY


JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED

A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender,
quick! Give me
20 shots of your
best Scotch!"
So the bartender
lines up 20 shots
of his best Scotch
and watches this
guy down one after
the other.
"Man," the bartender
says, "I've never seen
anyone drink shots
that fast!"
"You'd drink them that
fast too if you have
what I have," the
guy says.
"Oh my God," says
the bartender,
"what do you have?"

"50 cents."




_________________________
One day at the rest home,
an old man and woman
are talking.
Out of nowhere
the woman says,
"I can guess your age."
The man doesn't believe
her, but tells her
to go ahead and try.
"Pull down your pants,
" she says.
He doesn't understand
but does it anyway.
She inspects his rear
end for a few minutes
and then says, "You're
84 years old."
"That's amazing,"
the man says. "How did
you know?"

"You told me yesterday."



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A woman went down to
the Welfare Office
to get aid. The
office worker asked her,
"How many children do
you have?"
"Ten," she replied.
"What are their names?"
he asked.
"David, David, David,
David, David, David,
David, David, David
and David,"
she answered.
"They're all named David?"
he asked "What if you
want them to come
in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy,"
she said. "I just
call 'David,' and
they all come running in."
"And, if you want
them to come to the
table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'David,
come eat your dinner',
" she answered.
"But what if you
just want ONE of
them to do something?"
he asked.
"Oh, that's easy,"
she said. "I just use
their last name!"






RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

1# 23 or 1?

2#,CAT?

3#,,AHHHHHHHHHHH,,or,,MUWAHAHAHA?


I donít know if I used
this pic or not,,,
but I think its funny ^_^
PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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