Friday, December 9, 2005
More games on FunBumper.com
well, for about 3 days, my comp was going very slow, so I wasnít able to get to any sites in the day, but, as it turns out, it starts working right some time after 10pm , so if I donít get to your site in the day time, then I will do it at night ok^_^
Scar,,(*on a day off*)
mesooooooo,,,how is all today,,,,,as for this one, he is good, and it was cold out today, so it was a good day^_^, I donít think it will snow like last year, but who knows, maybe it will,,BUWAHHA,,welllll, not much for me to talk about right now,,sooo
CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY
JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?
Give her a shovel.
A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"
The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down.
As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, "Are you ok, dear?"
The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me."
The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey."
The patient sat there looking ill and asked, ''Flu?''
The doctor replied, ''No, I came on my bicycle actually
What do you get when you cross a fortune teller with a prostitute?
have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time
There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer. A while later a huge guy walked into the bar and he went up to the little guy and karate chopped him in the back. The little guy fell off his bar stool and when he got up the big guy said, ''That was a karate chop from Korea.''
The big guy went to the restroom and the little guy ordered himself another beer. About 20 minutes later the big guy came back and karate choped the little guy in the back again. The little guy got up and dusted himself off and the big guy told him,''That was a karate chop from China.''
The little guy got up and decided he wasn't going to take any more of this, so he left the bar. About an hour later the little guy comes back to the bar and he hits the big guy in the back. The big guy is knocked out cold and he's on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender , ''Tell him that was a crowbar from Sears!
RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY
1# ,,did you just eat a hippie cat?
2#,, BIG FOOT IN A TREE?
PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,
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