Wednesday, December 7, 2005
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me,hey all,,,,how might you be,,,,as for this one,,,,,FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,,GIVE ME SOME FOOD,,,no really,,,do you have any on you o_O
Scar,,I would give you some of my food,,but I need it,,,,,,,,,,all of it
me ok,,thats cool,,,any-who,,,,NEED ,,,SNOW,,,it doesn’t snow for us,,,EVER!!,, it isn’t that cold most of the time,,,and it has onlt snowed 2 times in about 100 years o_O,,WHYYYYYYYYYYYY,,ok,,now more talk about snow from this one
whats up with the poeple of the people today
im bored as you can see
I am just about out of words
I AM OUT OF WORDS
CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY
JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED
Q: What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a hot vegetable broth?
Now I know why Superman left Krypton.
Earth was the only place where he could get steroids!
As mild-mannered Clark Kent, Superman is afraid of girls.
He's worried that he'll run into the one he stole the red and blue suit from
I think Superman would be cooler if he was ” The Man of Reinforced Plexiglass”.
Bullets would still bounce off, but we'd get the added bonus of seeing real superhero internal organs
Howar was feeling guilty all day long. No matter how he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guit and sense of betrayal was overwhelming
every once in a while he’d hear a soothing voice tryting to reassure him, “Howard, don’t worry about it, you arent the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, and you wont be the last”
however, the other voice would bring him back to reality “Howard, you’re a veterinarian”
have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time
Superman was terribly bored with fighting crime, so one Friday night he decided to go out on the town to have some fun for a change.
He dropped by Batman's house. "Hey Batman," he said. "Wanna' go out tonight?"
"No, I can't," replied Batman. "The Batmobile is broken and I gotta' stay home and fix it, or else I won't be able to fight crime."
"You loser," said Superman, and he flew away in disgust.
He then decided to stop by Spiderman's house. "Hey, Spidey, how about hitting the town tonight, you and me," he said.
"I'd love to, but I can't," replied Spiderman. "My web-slinger is jammed and I gotta fix it in order to fight crime."
Superman, all disgusted, quipped: "You loser. Go ahead--stay home on a Friday night and fix your damned web-slinger."
He again flew away.
While flying around the city looking for something to do, his super vision spotted Wonder Woman lying on her back, stark naked and spread-eagle!
Superman thought, "Hey, I'm Superman, so I can fly down there at the speed of light, have a quickie and she'll never know the difference!"
Wonder Woman said, "What the hell was that?"
The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but it hurt like hell!"
RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY
2#,, if you have 3 feet,,and only one big foot,,then what did you do with the dog ??
PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,
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