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Tuesday, June 12, 2007


   CHYEAH BABY CHYEAH!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! I NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE MYSELF I FIXED MY COMP BY MYSELF IM SUCH A FUCKIN GENIUS!!!! BET YOU HUNNIES CANT RESIST ME NOW HUH?
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Monday, May 28, 2007


   crash
me and my friends got in a car wreck today it was pretty fun since no one was hurt and my homeboy lewis was on the verge of tears wimp
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Sunday, May 13, 2007


   dammit!!
MY LAPTOP IS HISTORY!!!!CUT DWN IN ITS PRIME!!!!DAMN YOU HARDRIVE DAMNYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Friday, April 27, 2007


   eh
its been dead on theotaku lately i mean really dead its not like it was way back when (just 2 years ago it was overly active)well for thoes of you who still stop by ill have the next part up soon my ship finnaly pulled in port so i have to work now instead of not working at all.i need to think my decisions through from now on -_-
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Wednesday, April 18, 2007


   first blood of the story
as soon as he gave the order the gunners fired, souza and katsu blocked every bullet in tandem never moving in a vunerable position,one always watching the others back.the barrage stopped as the gunners had to reload, katsu and souza took that moment to dash into the crowd of samurai both grinning with pure happyness,as warriors their home is a blood soaked battlefield,it didnt take long for the opposing samurai to start to fear the 2 brothers,the ninja who was a child of the shadows and the unseen terror hurling hot lead into the skulls of their comrads.minako shifted out the shadows and entangled 3 samurai in her bladed chain and yanked quickly the chain seamlessly cut through the bodies leaving a jigsaw puzzle of flesh behind,she grinned and shifted into the darkness monoka was quickly picking off the gunners 1 by 1 every now and again shed get 2 or 3 in one shot.katsu was killing samurai with each strike.his slashes had the strength of a zabatou slash but the precion of a snipers bullet and the speed of 3 of said bullets.every slash he gave took about 15 seconds to register to the brain and for the wound to gush blood needless to say katsu has never gotten blood on his hakama niether has souza.souzas kwan dao was cleanly cleaving people into pieces his slashes were a little weaker the katsus but they were the same speed almost.souza rarely got covered in blood he was normally moving to fast to let it hit him.when he does get covered in blood his limiter goes haywire sending him into a rageing state of pure bloodlust,its almost a penalty for taking the limiter off.it only seems to happent to souza for some reason.
kantemaru watched from his window laughing.
"this is great i never wouldve thought someone else had the brains to figure out how to remove the limiters hold on their power.Akane,Lee go show thoes "samurai" how to kill a man"he cackled resting his arm on his katana.
the two ninja bowed slightly and vanished into the shadows,akane had a huge smirk on her face.
"akane dont let your personal fetish with toying with your prey's mind get in your way this time the hakuryu clan isnt a pushover clan of weaklings"
Lee lectured as they observed in the shadows.
she shrugged at his warning and pointed at souza.
"i wanna break him first then sllloooooowwwllllyy kill him it more fun that way plus hes kinda cute but in a deadly way." she said her smirk getting bigger as she watched souza slaughter the samurai in the vast courtyard.
"you know a good slaughter turns me on lee he seems to be enjoying it like we do....."she said happily she went deeper into the shadows and rose out of souzas own shadow.
she dove at him,her dual kunai glistening in the moon she was going for a one strike kill

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Friday, April 13, 2007


   next part
minako ran to the main gate wich was'nt very well guarded since most clans attack from above or behind,a frontal assault with 4 people was unheard of.minako tossed her chain blades past the 2 gate guards it wizzed past their faces causeing them to watch it with a confused look on their faces,minako yanked it back decapitating the hapless guards.
"gates clear now souza-kun im gonna take out the rest of the wall guards too ok?" minako's hyper voice echoed on the groups headsets
"yeah go ahead but dont get caught ok? at least without one of us being there" souza said running up to the gate with katsu.
the 2 samurai ran up the gate wall and vaulted over it, they used their inhuman speed to make it to the base's compound.monoka scaned the area with her well trained eyes.
"souza,katsu dont move 4 guards are coming your way,im taking them out."
she reloaded her custom sniper rifle and fired off 4 rounds almost without aiming.the 4 guards were silenced and had large holes in their heads.
"ok you guys are clear,me and minako will hold off the reinforcements you 2 are gonna draw like always"she said a little irritation was in her voice.
Katsu frowned catching her opinion of their raid methods.
"not our fault we like to fight its a samurai thing you wouldnt get it."
said katsu unhooking his katana from his belt.
"whatever just try to be stealthy this time the tsuchigumo has a very strong leader and his 2 ninja bodyguards are 2 of the best shinobi ive seen"monoka said not to worried for the 2 samurai seeing as how they were natural warriors.
katsu looked to his older brother
"hey can we keep the limiters off this time? i mean this IS the tsuchigumo clans compound,im pretty sure kantemaru has elite guards in his home"
souza looked at him for a bit and grinned.
"sure why not its only right we show him some "respect" right?" said souza.
the limiters on their right arm resembled a metal arm with colored lights streaking along it,souzas red,katsus green,monkas right eye was her limiter it was a dark shade of violet,and minako's was on both arms it was a magenta color.at birth everyone deemed a warrior by the neo shogun Karo Ishida, was given a limiter,to make sure no one out classes him.it didnt take long for monoka to figure out how to shut it off shes smart like that.though the limiters are just machine replacements for the original body part it grows like a normal limb or eye in monokas case.the limiters glow flickered and faded.
"showtime"
the two slashed the doors into the house in 4 pieces reveling another courtyard full of samurai and gunners all looking for blood.
"sorry monoka but we're gonna get loud now" said souza drawing his kwan dao along with katsu getting in his batojutsu stance.
she sighed "whatever just dont die"
"kantemaru i hope your ready to die the hakuryu clan is taking over your base!"souza had always wanted to spout that one.
"yeah all your base are belong to us!"chimed in minako who was on the wall behind the 2 samurai,her blades bloody from dispatching guards.
Kantemaru smiled and turned to walk away his two ninja bodyguards with him a beautiful black haired girl and a black haired guy.souza caught the girls eye she blew a kiss at him jokeingly souza chuckled to himself.kantemaru walked toward his personal house.
"kill them all."

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Sunday, April 8, 2007


   next part finnaly!
i changed ranmarus name to souza its easier to type)

souza,katsu,and minako were on the couch in their clans base. the clan they belonged to was the Hakuryu (white dragon clan)they were in harsh competition with the tsuchigumo clan run by Kantemaru,3 other clans exist in neo-edo other then the 2 clans i just mentioned.the red oni clan run by the pirate queen Ayatake Hajime(sesshomaru mistress),the last sorrow clan run by by the tragic samurai Kika Tourakuma, and the Kumaso clan run by the dreadnaught samurai Shuten Hiroku(me as well)these clans fight for dominence of edo each with their own motives.currently the hakuryu clan ran a failed raid on the tsuchigumo clans headquarters monoka is currently yelling at them for the extensive damage the city sustained and injuries she suffered.
"that was the most unsuccessful raid we've ever done! i mean we didnt even get to the compound befor we had to retreat!"monoka wasn't in the best of moods the raid on kantemarus clan was a bust her shooting arm was injured right now as well.
Earlier last night....
3 arrows took out a roving sentry at the tsuchigumo stronghold the sentry didnt even scream mostly due to one arrow slicing his vocal cords and the other 2 went through his lungs.he was pinned to the wall by a long nail from a rail gun to maske the sound of a dead armored body hitting the ground.
"ok souza,katsu,minako begin the assault"

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Saturday, April 7, 2007


   shit
i hate writers block and my ship aint even leavin port for another 18 months im sure you hunnies are relived since itd suck to be without me and all
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Monday, April 2, 2007


   sorry!
gomen >_< im taking a long time to write the rest of the story im busy gettin ready to board the ship im assigned to so its eating my free time i should have it up tommorow though
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Saturday, March 24, 2007


main hero intros
if you were to walk throughthe lower part of tokyo youd eventually run into our for lack of a better word "heros". 1st theres Ranmaru Hideyasu(me) hes amazingly the leader of his group if you cold call him a leader that is and an amazing spearman.he never unsheathes his katana he uses only his chinese kwan dao and his jeet kun do.next is his best friend Monoka Aoiyuki(purfiying goddess) shes an expert sniper/archer she can peg a flea off a dog 9 blocks away so easily the dog wont notice what happened,shes hot too and not a bitch like some hunnies.And then theres Katsujin Hideyasu (katsujin)ranmaru's little brother. his katana skills are much higher then his older brother.katsu seems almost immortall taking huge amounts of damage like it nothing and then laughs about it.and finnaly Minako Tanaka(angel slayer) she was katsu's chilhood friend and she also a chunin ninja a hyper loud ninja.she made it sport to annoy ranmaru a sport shes good at.but when it boils down to it she is a great ninja shes lethal with her chain blade and shes pretty hot too. these 3 friends are mercenaries who'll do what it takes to get paid unless its a boring job jobs wich they cause alot of collateral damage(only the guys really)this would be their ledgend if it wasnt so damn funny.
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