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Thursday, February 1, 2007


   hey hey did ya know?
its black history month you have to love me this month only then we can go back to me playfully flirting with all of you hunnies. but yeah im black so i get the benifits of this month.so im gonna be like "hey chief promote me its black history month" he'll say "oh sure williams how can i argue that down?" chyeah thats whats good.
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Monday, January 29, 2007


   i know it!!
I KNOW SOME OF YOU PLAY WOW TOO WHO IS IT HUH?! SHOW YOURSELVES SO I MAY RIPP YOU A NEW ONE AND TAKE YOU ITEMS AND STUFF plus im just curious.
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   stupid wow
AHHHHH DAMMIT MY FUCKING FRIEND GOT ME HOOKED ON WARCRAFT!!! HES LIKE "COME ON DUDE JUST TRY IT" AND I WAS LIKE "FUCK NO HOMMIE IM TOO SEXY FOR THAT" THEN HE TOLD ME I COULD MAKE A JAMACIAN TROLL AND LISTEN TO BOB FUCKIN MARLEY" AND I SAID "OH SHIT SIGN ME UP FOR THE FREE SHIT"AND HE DID NOW I LIKE IT AND ITS NOT AS BAD AS ONCE BELIVED.......plus its boring as hell here and i needed somethin to occupy my time.....plus alot of girls here play it too who'd a thunk it? yeah im a dork ut im the sexyest dork you'll ever see so ha!
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Monday, January 22, 2007


   you win
ok ok i emptied my pm box message away i im more popular then i thought i had a ton of messages.i was wonderin why i wasnt gettin messages any more i know yall love me and what not.
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Sunday, January 21, 2007


   almost normal
hey hunnies im back to normal well as normal as i can be, sorry i didnt turn you on or make you laugh with my antics but im feelin better more or less thanks for careing.anyway this base is by far the goofyest place ive ever been stupid stuff goes down here.im mean we still think farts are funny and were all 19 or higher.....guys gotta love us or your a lesbo.....wich is good too
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Thursday, January 11, 2007


   tragedy today...
today is a bad day i learned my friend killed himself in florida...yeah its not cool id be down there killin whoever made him feel so worthless to off himself in his own home leavein him mom and little bro alone but i cant even attend his funeral cause i cant leave the base much less the state...so forgive me if i dont make you laugh or feel horny im not in the mood right now try tommorow....night ladies.
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Tuesday, January 9, 2007


   MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
its my birthday!!!love me!!!! or ill sick venus kitty on you,she'll make you do the chicken dance...for eternity!!!!
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Friday, January 5, 2007


nuthin
hey hunnies hows life treatin ya? as you can see i refound my hellsing episodes since hellsing ultimate came out my favorite vampire is in it yes fuckin jan is the shit mostly cause hes what id be if i was a vampire an asshole with too much time on his hands.i mean shit he scratched his balls with a severed hand! anyway im in a really good mood right now im back on base but we're not doin shit at all.i would go to the nitro and spit some game but that takes effort,effort i dont have right now my silver tounge is takin a break(which is why im not flirting with most of you anymore)oh how the mighty have gotten lazy....
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Monday, January 1, 2007


happy new year punks!!
hey guys happy new year yeah its late screw you i was busy wit my family! anyway heres to another year of stupid decisions!! and bad games and the occational bad anime no matter how much i say i hate yall i love all of you though of you i will destroy well enjoy whats left of life.
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Sunday, December 24, 2006


   funny shit

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