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Saturday, July 23, 2005

Sasuke's Birthday!!!!!!!
Today is very special!!! Guess. Give up? IT'S SASUKE'S BIRTHDAY!!! YAY!!! HE IS THE SPECIAL ONE TODAY!!! *does the Sasuke-Happy Dance* Sasuke's birthday... he's 13... but he doesn't care... BUT WE DO!!! I forget everyone else's birthday except his... XP I suck, man! SO, we shall all make him happy because this is his day. And if it's anyone else's birthday today, Happy Birthday! ^_^ hERE IS ANOTHER little sketch I made, and it's JUST for Sasuke... My gift to you! ^_^ <3 Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SASUKE!!! Sasuke: Hn... Sakura: Her, Sasuke! *hands him a present* Ino: NO! Here! Take mine! *Sasuke just takes both of them* Sakura/Ino: Open them! Sasuke: sigh... *opens them only to find naked pictures of themselves* Sakura: Now you have something to stare at for a long time! Sasuke: heh heh heh... I'll burn these later... -_- NEXT! To make this short, since I am so DAMN lazy... Kakashi: a copy of Icha Icha Paradise Iruka: some ramen Tenten: her bra! (HUH?!?!) Neji: a pet bird Lee: a jumpsuit (eh?) Hinata: a scroll with some technique in it Gaara: a bottle of sand Sakura: Hey! Naruto! Where's your gift? Naruto: Heh heh... *walks up to Sasuke and kisses him* All: NANI?!!!! Sasuke: I would RATHER prefer his over all of yours actually... Sakura: WHAT?!!! I'm leaving! Everyone else: ME TOO!!! UNGRATEFUL BASTERD!!! *all slam the door* Sasuke/Naruto: Oh well... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I RULE ALL!!! Okay, I wish I did, but I don't... HAPPY BIRTHDAY SASUKE!!!!
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   ^_^ Thank You!!
Thank you very very very VERY much to all the really special people who helped me with the picture thing. Thank you... *has Itachi hug everyone* Going to The Used Concert then following weekend!!! YAY!!! If you want to find really cool, hilarious, TRANSLATED (that's right everyone, TRANSLATED) Naruto, Inuyasha or Rurouni Kenshin doujinshi, go to www.zettai-hentai.net. I'm not sure if you need the dash in it or not, but put it in just in case. BUT I WARN YOU!!! You MUST listen to me! Some of the content MIGHT be offnensive to SOME people, so enter with some caution please. The Naruto doujinshi is the only one that has an 18 and over section and a PG-13 section and under. I prefer the 18+ section though. They have more there. But the other one is really cute doujinshi. It5's not rayed 18+ for nothing. But it's so cool!! ^_^ WARNING ALL GUYS!!! You will not like the Naruto doujinshi cuz it's all yaoi! But they do have a KakashixSakura section. I've been going there for about a year now, and they put up some new ones. One of thye Naruto books- one of them is totally on CRACK. It is SO funny, that it might have the guys laughing too. MAYBE. It's yaoi, so I wouldn't know. So, for all of you fans of doujinshi, you have GOT to go to that site! They are also for sale. And TRUST me: NO NUDITY IS SHOWN!!! I'm not THAT perverted... But you have to be mature though! DUH... I sound like those damn raters... XP ANYWAY! Thanx to all those who helped!!! I luv you!!! XD
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Tuesday, July 19, 2005

   The Orb of Confusion
I have SO many freaken' questions. I need help! Let's just put it that way! Can somebody help me with the following please: When you're getting an avatar, what does the box with the "picture" caption mean? 2nd, At photobucket, to get pictures, do you copy and paste the IMG, URL, or TAG? And where do you paste it again? I forget things too easily... -_- Is that it? Hmmm... yep! That's it! PleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasePLEASE!!! Help me out! Arigatou!!!!!!! *orders Itachi to hug everyone that helps me*
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Saturday, July 16, 2005

   Gone Insane...
HI!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ITACHI AND SASUKE ARE MINE! I LOCKED THEM IN A CLOSET TOGETHER AND NOW THEY'RE--- *looks at people* uh... sorry. >ahem< that was nnot VERY neccesery (did I spell that right?) ANYWAYS... How've ya been? I'm actually going crazy, insane, menatal, physco and any of the above. I'm OBSESSED with the ItachixSasuke pairing now... *starts long evil laugh* Today my dad's taking me to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! EEEE! Awesome! I really don't know EXACTLY what to write... sooo... I'm guessing that's it for now... yep! That about does it! Sayounara!
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Sunday, July 10, 2005

   My Damn Cousins and Naruto/Inuyasha Fanfiction
Hey people... Sorry for not updating in a while. It doesn't mean I'm officially gone! I've just been too addicted to Naruto and Inuyasha fanfiction on fanfiction.net. I'm addicted... *dazes out then comes back to reality* Sorry! Technical Difficulties... I REALLY need to update more often... Also, my cousins are coming this Wednesday and it's really pissing me off... For some reason, I don't like any of my cousins... They're staying for a week, and I seriously doubt that my mom would find some way to not let them on it. I totally understand. I wouldn't want some people I haven't even MET stay on the internet for 40 hours a day! >ahem< even though I do... >ahem< I'm going to annoy them so they can leave earlier than they're suppossed to. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'll see you when I see ya. By the way, Please don't hate me for not updating... See ya! XP
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Tuesday, July 5, 2005

   I'm Back! Bring Out the Red Carpet! FireWorks!
Ello! Since I'm going to my dad's this weekend, I can finally go on the internet w/out any timelimit!! He is so nice. By the way, here's a summary of a fanfiction that I've been working on. It's pretty funny so far, but let me now what you think! Warning The Naruto Challenges contain stunts performed either by proffesionals or under the supervision of proffesionals to assure the safety of animals and performers alike. Accordingly MTV and its producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any of these stunts or activities performed on this show. (We didn't harm any animals making this show and you shouldn't either.) The Cast (sorta) Bam Margera- Naruto Ryan Dunn- Sasuke Raab Himself- Kiba Brandon Dicomillo- Gaara Rake Yohn- Neji Apprentices- Itachi (Glomb), Temari, Sakura, Shikamaru, Shino, Hinata People who tell them to stop before they get killed- Kakashi, Iruka, Kuranai Bands featured- The Used, My Chemical Romance, Slayer, Sum 41 Let us begin!!! SEASON 1!!! Episode 1- Pissing Kakashi Off (Note- since Bam and everyone is at least 20 years old, that's how old Naruto and all the kids are gonna be) *Naruto's skating on the ramp in his backyard until he reaches on top where the camera dude and his crew is* Naruto: *to the camera* No matter what we do to this place, Kakashi NEVER seems to get pissed off at us. So today, we're gonna play a lot of pranks on him and give him and Iruka a surprise they'll never forget. Sasuke: What are we going to? Naruto: *looks at him stupidly* I'll tell you when we get to it. *jumps off the halfpipe* Sasuke: ...What the hell does that mean? *meanwhile at the house* *All the guys walk in the back door* Naruto: KAKASHI!!! Kakashi: *looks behind him* hunh? Naruto: Can you come out to the backyard with us? Kakashi: Why? Naruto: So I can show you this badass trick I just learned! Kakashi: Where's Kiba and Neji? *Kiba and Neji are on top of the roof holding a bucket of boiling hot water, ready to pour it on Kakashi* Sasuke: They went to the store. Kakashi: >sigh< Fine... *They all walk out* Kakashi: Why'd we stop here? *Sasuke and Naruto pointed up grinning* Kakashi: *looks up* What're you two---? *Kiba and Neji dump both buckets on him* All: HAHAHAHA!!! Kakashi: *flinches then says calmly:* You guys are stupid.... *walks back in* All: o_o Gaara: What the hell just happened? Kiba: He didn't get mad! Neji: I thought it would work too.... Sasuke: Great. Now what? Naruto: *to the camera* Since that didn't work, we're going to have to go to drastic measures to piss him off. Sasuke: Dude, this is never gonna work... Please COMMENT on all my OTHER things too!!! See ya! ^_^ Happy 4th of July everyone!!!! Rock on!!!
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Monday, June 27, 2005

   Bands, Concerts, and Anime!!! What Could Be Better?
I'm bored. Like, relly REALLY bored. Has ANYBODY on here EVER heard of The Used?! I love them along with MCR so fricken' much!!! Don't they all just kick ass? In fact, in July, I'm going to go SEE The Used in Concert in San Diego. My dad's taking me. Hey, Did I ever tell you guys, that Sasuke and Naruto are MORE than just friends? OK, well, not in real life, but I can dream dammit! So sue me! (Don't really sue me, I have no money.) I'm still hoping people can comment on the SasuNaru skit I made on the 25. It's really funny for yaoi fans, but maybe offending for non-yaoi fans... Well, gotta go. I might not post for a while. That is, I MIGHT not. Later! ^_^ P.S. I'm getting my Naruto Headband today! Yay! This day just keeps getting better and better. P.P.S. I'm gonna write more skits, in case you want to read more. Bai bai!
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Saturday, June 25, 2005

   Ahh, love... Between Sasuke and Naruto... XD
My favorite couple of all time would definately have to be SasukexNaruto. They are the best!!! Who can't agree with me? In fact, I just so happened to write a little skit of them if they were to get married. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *hack! cough!* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! NB(me): We are gathered here today, to allow theae two bishounen to wed. heh heh heh... Naruto: What the hell am I doing in a suit?!! Sasuke: You think YOU have it bad?!! I'm wearing a fricken wedding dress!!! *both pause for a long time* Naruto: Wait... did you just say... Sasuke: A WEDDING??!!! NB: let's see... yadda, yadda, yadda... Ah ha! I now pronounce you bishounen and bishounen! You may now kiss the bride! Naruto/Sasuke: WAIT!! WE DON'T-!!! *Kakashi and Iruka both shove them into eachother, causing them to kiss* Kakashi: Our boys are all grown up now!!! *starts to cry* Iruka: They're now following in OUR footsteps now!!! *starts to cry along with Kakashi* Sakura: *in shock* Gaara: I am so pissed off right now, that I'm going to stalk Sasuke, kill him, and then marry Naruto!! NB: *starts to take pictures of SasuNaru kissing* HA! THEY DON'T CALL ME NARUTOBLACKMAIL FOR NOTHING!!! End... Heh. Wierd, right? Oh well... See you next time my friends! Later!
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