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Saturday, January 7, 2006


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me,I have a zombie army,,
but what I donít have
is a zombie rock band,,
IT WILL RULE YOU ALL,,,,
im not sure how zombies
will have a band,,
BUT I WILL FIND I WAY


Scar,,sure you will,,
I mean,,,not


me,so,,,howis all today,,good,,,
good,,,,AHHHHHHH,,,
YOUR GOING TO KILL ME,,
hmm, or maybe that
was a cat,,any-who,,
IM BORED,,
and crazy,,
so im TRIPPIE HIPPIE,,
I mean,,,,
CAT
ok, I cant think
of any-thnig to talk
about,,so I will
show you some new
pics of me










CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY


JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED

A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender,
quick! Give me
20 shots of your
best Scotch!"
So the bartender
lines up 20 shots
of his best Scotch
and watches this
guy down one after
the other.
"Man," the bartender
says, "I've never seen
anyone drink shots
that fast!"
"You'd drink them that
fast too if you have
what I have," the
guy says.
"Oh my God," says
the bartender,
"what do you have?"

"50 cents."




_________________________
One day at the rest home,
an old man and woman
are talking.
Out of nowhere
the woman says,
"I can guess your age."
The man doesn't believe
her, but tells her
to go ahead and try.
"Pull down your pants,
" she says.
He doesn't understand
but does it anyway.
She inspects his rear
end for a few minutes
and then says, "You're
84 years old."
"That's amazing,"
the man says. "How did
you know?"

"You told me yesterday."



have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time


A woman went down to
the Welfare Office
to get aid. The
office worker asked her,
"How many children do
you have?"
"Ten," she replied.
"What are their names?"
he asked.
"David, David, David,
David, David, David,
David, David, David
and David,"
she answered.
"They're all named David?"
he asked "What if you
want them to come
in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy,"
she said. "I just
call 'David,' and
they all come running in."
"And, if you want
them to come to the
table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'David,
come eat your dinner',
" she answered.
"But what if you
just want ONE of
them to do something?"
he asked.
"Oh, that's easy,"
she said. "I just use
their last name!"






RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY

1# 23 or 1?

2#,CAT?

3#,,AHHHHHHHHHHH,,or,,MUWAHAHAHA?


I donít know if I used
this pic or not,,,
but I think its funny ^_^
PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,




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