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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

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Scar,the Metal-inu one is out
today,,so i will be doing his post for him,,first off,,he
wanted me to tell all of you, that
he has a new fan art up,
and you all
need to go look at it,,,well,,
you don't NEED to,,but he said
if you don't, then i can hunt you down,,,ok,,lets se,,ummm,
im not good with words,,and
im not to random like Metal-inu,,
so for today, all you get in one Joke, and the pic of the day


A snake and a rabbit
were racing along a pair of
intersecting forest
pathways one day,
when they collided at the intersection. They
immediately began to
argue with one
another as to who was at fault for the mishap.

When the snake remarked that he had been blind since
birth, and thus should
be given additional leeway,
the rabbit

said that he, too, had
been blind
since birth. The two
animals then
forgot about the
collision and began
commiserating concerning the problems of being blind.

The snake said that
his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. He had never
been able to see his reflection
in the water, and for
that reason did not know exactly what he
looked like, or even
what he was.
The rabbit declared
that he had
the same problem.
Seeing a way
that they could help each
the rabbit proposed that one
feel the other from head
to toe,
and then try to describe
what the other animal was.

The snake agreed, and
started by winding himself
around the rabbit. After a few
moments, he announced,
"You've got very
soft, fuzzy fur, long ears, big
rear feet, and a little fuzzy
ball for a tail. I think that you must be a bunny rabbit!"

The rabbit was much
relieved to find his
identity, and proceeded
to return the favor to
the snake. After feeling
about the
snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted, "Well, you're
scaly, you're slimy,
you've got beady little
eyes, you squirm and slither all the time, and you've got a forked tongue. I think you're a lawyer!"


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