Wednesday, January 18, 2006
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me,sorry if I didnít
get to your sites,,but my comp is
messed up right now, and it takes
forever to do any-thing
why your so slow,,,and to thnik I called
you mentally retarded
me, I didnít say I was aslo,,I said my comp is,,,so I donít
have a lot of time for talking,
I just want you to know if I donít get
to your sites, its because my comp isnít
CRAZY KILLER OF THE DAY
JOKES OF THE DAY THAT MIGHT GET YOU KILLED
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters
who were getting ready to go out on dates.
The first boy came to the door and said,
''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty.
We're going for spaghetti,
is she ready?''
"No," the farmer said.
The second boy came to the door
and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick
up Flo to take her to the show. Is she
ready to go?''
The third boy came to the door and said
to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''
The farmer shot Chuck
A guy gets home early from work
and hears strange noises coming
from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs
to find his wife naked on the bed,
sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he asks.
"I'm having a heart attack!" cries the
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone,
but just as he is dialing, his 4-year
old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy!
Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe and
he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms
upstairs into the bedroom, past his
screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe
door. Sure enough, there is his brother,
totally naked, cowering on the
''You bastard," says the husband. "
My wife is having a heart attack and
you're running around with no clothes
on scaring the kids!"
have Frankenstein waste a minute of your time
The Pope walked into a car dealership one
day to buy a car. A young salesman came
out just as soon as the Pope walked
onto the lot.
''Hello, can I help you?''
''Yes, I'm looking for a car to drive
to the Vatican.''
''We have a wide selection, as you can
see. As soon as you find one you like,
come get me.''
So the Pope looked around and found a
really nice sports car. The Pope didn't
have his checkbook, so he said he would
come back the next day to buy the car.
The next day he came back and the car had
pieces cut out all over the place.
''What did you do to my car?!'' the
''I was just trying to make it holy
RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY
2#,are you trying to kill that book ?
PIC OF THE DAY,,,,,
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