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Sunday, January 16, 2005


   My Mom is leaving

She will no longer be posting art on here, because "...people don't post constructive comments like you ask for, and you can't be different, and no Yaoi...and beginners get tortured something terrible. Even Kazuki Takahashi could post here and people like Majosha would tell him it sucked. When some people, and they know who they are, learn to grow up and stop being assholes, then I'll come back. Until then, I'll go somewhere I'm appreciated. To everyone else, continue to be creative, and try to ignore the nasty people-I can't do it anymore."
Wow. She told me to write that. Harsh...

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Saturday, January 15, 2005


   Marik's Babysitting Service!!

Marik: I can't believe you talked me into this...*Is covered in screaming, crying, and laughing children; one pukes in his hair* AAAAUGGGHH!!! You little rat, get off me!!! *Pulls it off his head, but sees the chibi-face of the baby, and is forced by instinct to hug and cuddle it*
Me: You need to soften up a little...though your evil side needs it more Oo Where'd you send him off to, anyways?
Marik: I sent him shopping again. *Grin*
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Yami Marik: *Waiting in line behind 20 old people with a cart full of household items* I despise all things...-_-
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Marik: He won't be back for a while...*Hugging one of the babies* Awwwww, maybe this isn't so bad--WHAT IN THE NAME OF RA IS THAT SMELL????
Me: O_O *Laughs hysterically* You have to change it's diaper!!! XD
Marik: Huh? No, nononononono!!! I am NOT going to change some little kid's diaper!!
Me: Fine then...I guess we're never having kids...*Gets up and walks away*
Marik: O_O But...but...*Looks at the kid* Awwww, man!!! I'm only doing this for myself...*Stands up and takes the baby, which he is carrying at arm's length, to a changing table* Gah...what do your parents feed you...?? *Looks around for another diaper-finds one, but it's the old kind you have to pin on* AW, MAN!!! And there's no pins...*Snorts in dissatisfaction and goes about working with what he has...*
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Yami Marik: *Has only moved an inch in the past 20 minutes...* I will kill you all.
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Me: *Watching the rest of the kids* I wonder how he's faring with the stink machine...
Marik: There. I've done it. I've changed a diaper. Now PLEASE take back what you said...
Me: First let's see how you did...
*Marik holds out the baby, whose diaper is wrapped almost completely in duct tape and paper clips* There weren't any pins...<<
Me: O_O FOR THE LOVE OF RA, GIVE ME THE KID!!!! *Takes the baby and gives him another one; the one that puked on him earlier* Watch him while I fix this...monstrosity you've concocted...*Walks away*
Marik: *Trying to hold on to the kid, who keeps wiggling around and biting him...or gumming, rather...* Hey, hold still--no, that's not a toy, don't--stop doing that, it's not--leave my hand alone, I need--stop chewing on my hair, it's--SIT STILL ALREADY!!! ><
*The baby starts crying*
Marik: *Curses to himself* Wretched thing...*Hugs the baby* Don't cry, come on now...you can have my earring if you want...
*Baby cooes and grabs it while it's still on his ear*
Marik: Gah, no...*Tug* GAH....that's not...I need...*Tug* GAH!!! Stop the tugging!!! ><
*The baby pukes on him again*
Marik: This just isn't my day. -_-
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Yami Marik: *Still waiting in line; random noises, such as shuffling of groceries, annoying beeps of registers, and "Security to Section A" announcements are heard* Why'd they have to make suicide illegal...? *Bangs head on cart handle*

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Tuesday, January 11, 2005


  

So I look outside. And lo and behold, it's snowing. And within the blink of an eye, he's out there making--or attempting to, rather, as there's only maybe an inch out there--random snow creatures and things...
And of course, Yami Marik, feeling rather nasty today, has to get his spiky head into everything...now poor Marik's sitting here with his tongue stuck to a light post (The fire company had to saw part of it off so he could get into the house...)
...hey, how'd that happen anyways?? *Turns to Marik*
Marik: *Points to Yami Marik sitting over by the cat's little carpeted hidey-hole thing* He shed he'd give me fifee buchs...
Yami Marik: *Turns around, innocently petting the cat* Who, ME?? Now why would I give you that much money to waste on stupid Marik things whilst I could be using it for my hair gel bill? *Huggles cat* Kitty, witty witty...awwww....
Marik: GIVE ME MY THUCKING MONEEEE!!!! GAH!!! *Rips tongue off of post, and it starts to bleed profusely*
Yami Marik: BLOOD!!!! *Drops cat and tackles Marik, and much yelling and muffled screams are heard*
Me: Now what are they--oh, Ra...oh, that's not right...why'd it have to be his tongue...now Yami Marik's....he's...
Marik: GAAAAAHHHH!!! GET THE SOAP!!! MY MOUTH, IT BURRRRNS!!!! *Makes loud horrible retching noises, similar to a cat coughing up a hairball*
Yami Marik: Well, how else was I supposed to get it off your tongue...? Mmmmm, blood....*Walks into the next room to huggle the cat some more*
Marik: IT BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNS!!!!!
Me: What, the infection, or the--
Marik: BOTH!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *Runs outside and starts eating snow off the ground*
Me: Well, at least I'm off from school^^!!!
Yami Marik: Does he know Mr. Cuddles peed in that snow...?
Marik: *From outside* IT BURRRRRRRNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!! *Faints in the snow*
Yami Marik: *Huggles Mr. Cuddles* Who's a good kitty...? Who's a good kitty?? Peeing on Marik's snow, yes we did!! Good kitty!!! Gooooood kitty!!! ^^

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Saturday, January 8, 2005


   Blah...

It's so BORING AROUND HERE!!!! There's about 2 inches of ice covering all the trees, and power's going out all over...I bet we're next -_- Haven't had school since Tuesday, that's always a good thing^^
Submitted my best pic ever today!!! I'm planning on entering it into an art contest in school this year, if it gets enough positive feedback...aw, heck, I'll enter it either way^^ My teach says I'm a good artist anyway...
I got some stuff in the mail from my friend today, that was cool...
Oh, and I'ma gonna kill the power company!!! I was making copies of the YGO Pharaoh's memories for my friend who sent me the stuff...and the freakin' power went out -_- I never heard myself curse like that O.O

Anyways, that's what's going on with me...oh, and I'm working on my new fic, based on that DDR Marik pic I did WAAAAAAAAY back...(I may have mentioned it before...) I was just too lazy to work on it before ^^"
I'm fat. I'm gonna go do some sit-ups...blah.
Marik: *Eating leftover ice cream cake in the corner* Hi everybody!!! ^^ *Waves*
He's happy today...he got cake...
Marik: O_O MY CAKE!!!! *Growls like a dog*
Haha, now you need sit-ups!! XP
Marik: All I need is my cake...my... precious...my...preeecioussss.....*Eats more cake*
I'l leave him alone before he bites my leg off...O_o

Later!!

M2112 and Marik and his Precious

PS--THANKS FOR THE WOLFY, PENDRAGON!!!! ^^ I'mma gonna hang it on me wall^^

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   Ice storm...

Now there's another ice storm coming...hope the power doesn't go out like it did for everyone else around here Oo

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005


   SNOW!!!!

It's snowing!!! School was cancelled today!!!! YAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!! I'm gonna build a big snow Marik...Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!! >=D

Marik: You mean you're just gonna cover me in snow and stand me out there.
Me: Yup.
Marik: Lovely. I'll call the insane asylum...
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Marik: -_-"""""


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Friday, December 31, 2004


   What's Going on at our new Year's Party NOW

Here's the latest report on our New Year's Eve Party...

Yugi (Little Yugi yet!!) is swinging naked from the curtains...

Joey and Tristan are trying to feed the cat crayons...and swearing at it...

Mai just told Tea that she was her best friend...upon which Tea replied "F*** you you, b****!!! I'mma gonna go drink sommora dat f***ing punch..."

Marik is...in the kitchen talking to whatever's in the oven...which worries me because there's nothing in there...

Yami Marik is...pissing on the couch. Again. Well, at least we know he's not drunk...

Ryou is trying to kill everyone, and Yami Bakura is hugging everyone Bakura failed to murder...while slurring something about egg nog...

Kaiba, who actually showed up (Mokuba made him come...*sigh*) is busy yelling at Yugi to be careful, while Mokuba murders plushies in the corner with small drink umbrellas...--there goes Marik's eye...

Yami Yugi is cheating at chess with Duke...which is pretty easy since Duke had a few too many martinis and passed out an hour ago...

Odion is...running by...in my wedding dress. Back away slowly...won't touch that one.

Ishizu, dressed all in leather, is chasing him with whips and chains...won't touch that either...

And Grandpa is over on the couch (Yes, the same one Yami Marik left his wonderful mark on...) trying to look under the girls' skirts as they walk by.

Marik: *Stumbles up to me* An' Happy Nude Yerrrrrrrrr to all yas!!!! *Falls over; Yami Marik pees on him*

My new year's resolution:
Don't buy alchohol next year...
*Yami Marik pees on the couch again*
...and buy new furniture.


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Tuesday, December 28, 2004


Graphic Novel-ness!!!!

My parents just bought me a buncha graphic novels, so I apologize for not posting...I've been reading Gravitation and Kenshin^^
Marik: I like this InuYasha one....*Looking at pic of Kagome in the bath* I really do....
*SWAK!!!* Perv!!!
Marik: *Rubs head* Least I'm not doing what he's doing with his copy....*Points to Yami Marik, who is ripping the Yu-Gi-Oh! Ani-Manga to shreds with his teeth*
HEY!!!!! What do you have against Yugi???
Yami Marik: Duh. -_-
Marik: *Grabs shreds of Ani-Manga* My turn to rip up the Pharaoh!!!
Yami Marik: Mine!!!
Marik: Mine!!!!
Yami Marik: MINE!!!
Marik: MINE!!!!
*Both growl at each other*
Oo I'm going to....leave now....*Runs*
*random cursing and punching and kicking and painfulness ensues*

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Sunday, December 26, 2004


   And for Christmas I want........



Well, she couldn't have Marik under the tree, since she has one already-so she got $$$ and with that she got this!!!!

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Thursday, December 23, 2004


   And MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!



^^!!!!!

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