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Birthday
• 1991-07-29
Gender
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Female
Location
• The Shadow Realm or Silent Hill, maybe even Raccoon City...depends on my mood...
Member Since
• 2004-01-29
Occupation
• Student, Rare Hunter, second in command of the Nightmare, Marik's WIFE!!!!
Real Name
• Laura Ishtar
Personal
Achievements
• MARRYING MARIK ISHTAR!!!!, a whole lot of academic awards, owning the Winged Dragon of Ra
Anime Fan Since
• Now that I think of it, maybe since Sonic The Hedgehog came out, since I've been playing them since the Genesis came out...(I still have it; god, I'm a freak...) But I didn't know what Anime was until Pokemon...
Favorite Anime
• Yu-Gi-Oh!, Resident Evil (Kinda counts...),Megas XLR (It counts to me LOL), Rave Master, Pokemon, Sonic The Hedgehog, Naruto, Hikaru No Go, Megaman NT Warrior, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, and a growing interest in DBZ and DBGT....
Goals
• Cartoonist or writer, to meet the band Rush, some other private things...
Hobbies
• Music, drawing, thinking, writing, poetry, eating, loving Marik, drawing and writing "odd" things.....
Talents
• Dueling, thinking of violent ways to torture people (But not doing them) , sending minds to the Shadow Realm, laughing evilly.....basically annoying people. I am VERY annoying in person.
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Saturday, January 15, 2005
Marik's Babysitting Service!!
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Marik: I can't believe you talked me into this...*Is covered in screaming, crying, and laughing children; one pukes in his hair* AAAAUGGGHH!!! You little rat, get off me!!! *Pulls it off his head, but sees the chibi-face of the baby, and is forced by instinct to hug and cuddle it*
Me: You need to soften up a little...though your evil side needs it more Oo Where'd you send him off to, anyways?
Marik: I sent him shopping again. *Grin*
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Yami Marik: *Waiting in line behind 20 old people with a cart full of household items* I despise all things...-_-
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Marik: He won't be back for a while...*Hugging one of the babies* Awwwww, maybe this isn't so bad--WHAT IN THE NAME OF RA IS THAT SMELL????
Me: O_O *Laughs hysterically* You have to change it's diaper!!! XD
Marik: Huh? No, nononononono!!! I am NOT going to change some little kid's diaper!!
Me: Fine then...I guess we're never having kids...*Gets up and walks away*
Marik: O_O But...but...*Looks at the kid* Awwww, man!!! I'm only doing this for myself...*Stands up and takes the baby, which he is carrying at arm's length, to a changing table* Gah...what do your parents feed you...?? *Looks around for another diaper-finds one, but it's the old kind you have to pin on* AW, MAN!!! And there's no pins...*Snorts in dissatisfaction and goes about working with what he has...*
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Yami Marik: *Has only moved an inch in the past 20 minutes...* I will kill you all.
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Me: *Watching the rest of the kids* I wonder how he's faring with the stink machine...
Marik: There. I've done it. I've changed a diaper. Now PLEASE take back what you said...
Me: First let's see how you did...
*Marik holds out the baby, whose diaper is wrapped almost completely in duct tape and paper clips* There weren't any pins...<<
Me: O_O FOR THE LOVE OF RA, GIVE ME THE KID!!!! *Takes the baby and gives him another one; the one that puked on him earlier* Watch him while I fix this...monstrosity you've concocted...*Walks away*
Marik: *Trying to hold on to the kid, who keeps wiggling around and biting him...or gumming, rather...* Hey, hold still--no, that's not a toy, don't--stop doing that, it's not--leave my hand alone, I need--stop chewing on my hair, it's--SIT STILL ALREADY!!! ><
*The baby starts crying*
Marik: *Curses to himself* Wretched thing...*Hugs the baby* Don't cry, come on now...you can have my earring if you want...
*Baby cooes and grabs it while it's still on his ear*
Marik: Gah, no...*Tug* GAH....that's not...I need...*Tug* GAH!!! Stop the tugging!!! ><
*The baby pukes on him again*
Marik: This just isn't my day. -_-
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Yami Marik: *Still waiting in line; random noises, such as shuffling of groceries, annoying beeps of registers, and "Security to Section A" announcements are heard* Why'd they have to make suicide illegal...? *Bangs head on cart handle*
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