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Thursday, March 3, 2005


   YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

I FINALLY gots Yami Bakura on my game!!! And in celebration, I'm gonna do the BEST Yami Bakura pic I've EVER done!!! YAYNESS!!!! *Dances in circles* I only wish they would have put Marik in the game...*Sigh* But so is life...

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Tuesday, March 1, 2005


   *Insert random curses here* !!!!!!

I CAN'T GET MY CODES TO WORK FOR DESTINY BOARD TRAVELER!!!! I WANT YAMI BAKURA!!! >_<
Any help would be MUCH appreciated!! What am I doing wrong??? >_< *Spazzes*

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   OMFG!!!

I GOT A BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON IN A DARK BEGINNING PACK!!! Wow, shoveling snow does pay off =P

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Monday, February 28, 2005


   Hmm.

My friend made me a copy of Linkin Park's Meteora today. Yeah, I've wanted it for a while...but wow, some of the songs make me want to cry, they're just...wow. Especially "Easier To Run", which is why I used the words in my new fan art...they just fit...
It's snowing soooo much!!! God, I hope there's no school tomorrow...
Marik: I don't!!! I want to guard the computer again!! *Innocent smile*
Me and Yami Marik: No more poop rants.
Marik: Awwwww. *Sad chibi face*
Me: NOT THE FACE!!! >_< Wellllll, maybe later...if I do have school...just don't let you-know-who get on a ranting spree...*Pats Yami Marik's head* We're finally getting along...
Yami Marik: *Smiles, and glances nervously at Mr. Fluffums the cat, who hisses at him from the corner* Ggh...
Marik: I love this cat. *Smirks and picks up cat* Kitty witty witty witty...who'sh a good kitty witty? 'Oooo awe...Yesh 'oo awe...
Yami Marik: *Sings* Problems...he's got some problems...(My friend made up that song, hee. ^^)
*Mr. Fluffums growls and puts his ears back*
Yami Marik: Eep. O_O
Marik: Yayyyy, kitty!!! ^^ *Hugs purring Mr. Fluffums*
Yami Marik: I am SO turning that cat into a pie. -_____-
Marik: What was that...? *Cat looks at Yami Marik, who glares at it*
Yami Marik: I....I...*Growls* I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! COME WITH ME, MARIK!!! *Stands up, grabs Marik's arm, and drags him off, slamming his bedroom door shut before the cat can get in*
Mr. Fluffums: MROOOOOOOWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! *Claws at door, hissing and spitting*

Yami Marik: *Throws Marik onto his bed* The cat's gone now...there's no one to protect you...
Marik: *Shivers* Ggh...Mr. Fluffums...
Yami Marik: *Crawls onto bed, on top of Marik* He's not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the--
*About 20 loud "ROWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!" s are heard from everywhere*
Yami Marik: O_O What the--??
Marik: *Grins* Mr. Fluffums has friends.
Yami Marik: Huh??? GYAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *Screams as about 20 cats leap on him from everywhere, all at once*
Marik: Meet Fluffy, Furball, Spots, Kitty, Bob, Luffy, Chester, Shawna, Bob II, Sandwich, Tigger, Lucifer, Smelly, and all Mr. Fluffums other friends!!! *Evil grin*
Yami Marik: *Entirely covered in cats* GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! *Runs in circles, and eventually leaps out window*
Marik: Now to let the Commander in...*Walks over and lets Mr. Fluffums in* I love your friends. *Smirk*
Yami Marik: *From bushes outside* I HATE CATS!!!! GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! THE SCRATHES!!! THEY BURN!!! NO, NO, NOOOOO NOT THE EYES!!!!!
Marik: *Walks out of room, carrying Mr. Fluffums on his shoulder* He'll live. I'm getting ice cream.
Yami Marik: *Crawling back into window* NOT MY CHOCOLATE!!! GODDAMN CATS!!!!! I'M IN HELL!!!! GAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *Falls back out window*
Marik: *Grin* Hee.

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Sunday, February 27, 2005


   P.S.

Fear the Twisted Sister.

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   Marik's Rant

*Shakes head* Why me...why does she put googly eyes on me...oh, it's me, Marik. Hullo. *Waves unenthusiastacally*
I have been given charge of the computer for the night...mostly to keep any Yaoi-loving people with spikey hair who look like me away...*Glares at Yami Marik* But anyway...I'm gonna be killed for this...but, I've been thinking--SHUT UP, THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!--as I was saying, I've been thinking--I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!! Excuse me for a moment...
*From other room: "What did I tell you I'd do? What??"
"The...no...not the broom...Marik, please...we can talk this over, just NO--NO PUT IT DOWN!!! PLEASE, I--OW!!! NO, STOP, I--GAAAAHHHH, STOP!!! OW! OWOWOWOW!!! GAAAH, NOT THE BROOM!!!" *
.....teach him to insult me when I have a broom...anyways, where was I? Oh, yes. I remember. The question that's been bugging me for about a week now:
Why do we eat?
I mean, if you didn't have to eat, and you didn't know that any of it tasted good, would you honestly go out and buy food, when you could go buy stuff with all the money you spend on food??We wouldn't be trying to sell Yami Marik's deadly object collection right now to pay bills if we didn't have to buy food...I can think of all the things I could buy with that money...

MARIK'S LIST OF THINGS HE'D BUY WITH FOOD MONEY
1. A Porsche. Because I could. If I didn't have to eat.
2. More hair gel and eyeliner. Can never have enough of that with a certain someone around...
3. Earplugs. I don't need to hear the things I do at night...nor do I want to. This conversation never happened, you didn't hear anything.
4. Anything and everything you could buy for a mototcycle. Mmmmm, leather seat cover...
5. Australia. I always wanted a country of my own. Send my dark side there to be tortured by kangaroos and koala bears. Mwahahaha.
6. A very small, very quiet, escape-proof cage. I think you know who for. STOP TOUCHING ME!!! *Holds up broom; Yami Marik runs out door and is immediately attacked by the cat*

I think you get my point.
Plus, it's pointless. We buy food. We eat it. And what do we have to show for it?? A pile of shit. That you flush and never see again. And what's that brown smelly crap used for? Fertilizer. It can't be used for much else. I mean, it's not like you can power your car with it, or pay for stuff with it!! Just imagine driving up to a gas station:
"Hey, car's low on shit, I think we should fill it up before it stalls...hmmm, how much, now? About 5 piles worth should do it...keep the corn..."
...well, maybe it's better off we don't use it for that. But still, I think next time I go to the store, I'll walk up to the guy at the counter and say:
"Excuse me, I'd like to rent some food."
Because that's what we do with it. We don't keep it forever. We just eat it and..."process" it for nature to enjoy. Yum. STOP TOUCHING ME!!!! MR. FLUFFUMS!!!
*A loud cat "Reeeeerw!!!" and much screaming is heard*
*Smirk* I love that cat.
And now, you know why I don't post here. maybe I'll make my own site someday...but not now, because SOMEONE WON'T STOP TOUCHING ME!!!! Broom.
"BROOM!!! O_O!!!" *Runs; cat attacks him again*
Well, now to sit here and watch my dark side get tormented by a cat. Yessss.
Peace out.

Marik

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Saturday, February 26, 2005


   Who likes snakes???

Went to a snake show today--I.E. A place where people go to buy, sell, and trade reptiles and reptile care stuff...but WOW, the have some awesome stuff there!!! I've been to them before, but this is the first time I've ever seen a BLUE chameleon, a lizard the size of my fingernail, and soooo much other stuff O.O It was SOOOOO awesome. I'll post some of the pics my mom took later...you guys just have to see...
My friend came with me too, Inu Girl 22, hee. (*Waves* Hi Heather!!! ^^ I wonder if the soda can ever died...?)
But anyways, nothing else happened...my mom did get her InuYasha figure today...and WHY is the detail SO much BETTER than the YGO ones??? InuYasha actually LOOKS like InuYasha!!! Nerrrr....
And Marik had a good time, too. He very patiently waited in the car. Actually, I was screamed at for about 2 hours Oo
Marik: *In background* RA DAMMIT, HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME IN THE CAR??? THAT WAS MEAN!!! I'LL KEEEEEEEEL YOU!!!!I--*Silence suddenly ensues*
Me: Uh-oh...I forgot...Yami Marik was here alone...with the YAOI...
Yami Marik: *Walks in, randomly eating a box of chocolate ice cream* It's not me this time. I had my fun while you were gone...
Me: I'm not gonna ask...*Shakes head* Then what's Marik up to...? *Gets up and heads for his room*
Yami Marik: Yesss, the couch is free!!! *Hops on couch and continues eating ice cream, watching taped episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force*
Me: *Creeps down the hall towards Marik's room* Malik-Sama...whatcha up to?
Marik: *From room* Busy...
Me: *Peeks in door* What are you--OH MY GOD!!!...

Mwahahahahaha, To be continued!!!
(Actually, Marik's just hugging the cat...which is a surprise, as he used to hate it -____-
I just wanted to annoy everyone, hee.)
Marik: Kitty kitty kitty kitty!!! ^^ *Hugs cat, which purrs at him*
Me: Oo Do you have a fever...?
Marik: >_< I can't be nice to the cat for once???
Yami Marik: *Still eating ice cream, appears in the doorway* No, because I'm going to kill it.
Marik: O_O NUUUUUU, MY KITTY!!!! >_<
Me: *Sighs and walks into livingroom* YAY, Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!! *Sits down and starts watching it*

Marik: Leave my kitty witty alone!!! *Hugs cat again; cat hisses at Yami Marik*
Yami Marik: Hey, listen, you little furball, I'M the only one who hisses angrily around here!!! And pees on the couch!!! And bites people!!! And eats everything!!! YOU'RE TAKING MY JOBS!!!
Marik: LEAVE MY CAT ALONE!!! >_<
*Random fighting and shouting and the such is heard*
Me: *Watching TV* "You could sign up for our newsletter, and recieve e-mails about other e-mails!!" YAY, TV!!! ^^

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005


   Neh to the 20th power.

Is it me, or is the world just getting more BORING every day??? Nah...only cuz there's nothing to do where I live...and school's always the SAME....home's always the SAME...always wear the SAME uniform to school...always have to sit throught the SAME classes all day...I WANNA MOVE TO ANTARCTICA AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH PENGUINS!!! OR HAVE STARING CONTESTS WITH DOORKNOBS!!! (I do that.) OR SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING THAT LIVING HERE!!! ><
Okay, I'm done ranting now.
And Tom Wopat. Whoo!!

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Sunday, February 20, 2005


   Hee....






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Ba ba da, ba ba!!! Manama, na!!!

Eatin' potato chips....cat's dumb...Marik's...alone in...my room...with...oh, no. *Runs away from computer, and returns moments later, dragging a half naked Yami Marik by the ear*
Yami Marik: Butbutbutbut...he came on to me!!!
Marik: *Stands in the doorway, wrapped in a blanket, shivering and sad chibi-faced* He lies!!! He make me sad!!! *Runs away*
Me: -_____- No more Yaoi. Ever.
Yami Marik: WHAT?? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! *Raises Mill. Rod*
Me: *Holds up cat* Try me.
Yami Marik: Nrrrr...*Lowers Rod, and walks away, mumbling*
Me: *Pets cat* Good kitty...now you go watch that bad Yami Marik, okay? And if he tries anything...*Whispers into cat's ear* Okay? Now go...*Lets go of cat, which wanders into Marik's room without him noticing; Yami Marik is sneaking up on Marik, who is whimpering in the corner, still wrapped in the blanket*
Marik: *Doesn't notice Yami Marik* Why me....why meeeeee....*Jumps as a hand slaps over his mouth*
Yami Marik: I believe we have some unfinished business to attend to...*Licks Marik's ear*
Marik: *Shiver* Ngghhhh...
Yami Marik: Hehhehheh...you'll---GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *Stands up straight, groping at the cat on top of his head*
Cat: Mrooowwwrrrrr!!! *Claws at Yami Marik's eyes*
Yami Marik: OH GOD, NOT THE EYES!!! GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *Runs out of room, screaming*
Marik: *Blinks* I think I'm starting to like that cat...
Yami Marik: *From somewhere in the house* OH GOD GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!!!
__________________
*Later that evening*
Marik: *Sitting on couch, watching TV* Have you seen him anywhere lately?
Me: *Shakes head, sitting beside him* Nope...
*News alert comes on*
News dude: This just in!! A blond, half naked boy between the ages of sixteen and eighteen has just been spotted running down the street with a grey tabbycat on his head...witnesses say it was shocking, disturbing, and extremely hilarious. Here's the footage one of our newsfilmers captured of the alleged boy...
*Yami Marik runs across the screen, cat still on his head, in nothing but his underwear, screaming "GET IT THE F*** OFF ME!!!" *
News dude: The boy has apparently just now leapt into a local river, and refuses to come out. the cat is unharmed, and has apparently wandered off to it's owner's home.
*Cat randomly wanders in and leaps on to Marik's lap, purring*
Me: Good kitty. Gooood kitty^^ *Pets the purring cat*
Marik: I don't want to know. O_O

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