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Tuesday, January 11, 2005


  
So I look outside. And lo and behold, it's snowing. And within the blink of an eye, he's out there making--or attempting to, rather, as there's only maybe an inch out there--random snow creatures and things...
And of course, Yami Marik, feeling rather nasty today, has to get his spiky head into everything...now poor Marik's sitting here with his tongue stuck to a light post (The fire company had to saw part of it off so he could get into the house...)
...hey, how'd that happen anyways?? *Turns to Marik*
Marik: *Points to Yami Marik sitting over by the cat's little carpeted hidey-hole thing* He shed he'd give me fifee buchs...
Yami Marik: *Turns around, innocently petting the cat* Who, ME?? Now why would I give you that much money to waste on stupid Marik things whilst I could be using it for my hair gel bill? *Huggles cat* Kitty, witty witty...awwww....
Marik: GIVE ME MY THUCKING MONEEEE!!!! GAH!!! *Rips tongue off of post, and it starts to bleed profusely*
Yami Marik: BLOOD!!!! *Drops cat and tackles Marik, and much yelling and muffled screams are heard*
Me: Now what are they--oh, Ra...oh, that's not right...why'd it have to be his tongue...now Yami Marik's....he's...
Marik: GAAAAAHHHH!!! GET THE SOAP!!! MY MOUTH, IT BURRRRNS!!!! *Makes loud horrible retching noises, similar to a cat coughing up a hairball*
Yami Marik: Well, how else was I supposed to get it off your tongue...? Mmmmm, blood....*Walks into the next room to huggle the cat some more*
Marik: IT BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNS!!!!!
Me: What, the infection, or the--
Marik: BOTH!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *Runs outside and starts eating snow off the ground*
Me: Well, at least I'm off from school^^!!!
Yami Marik: Does he know Mr. Cuddles peed in that snow...?
Marik: *From outside* IT BURRRRRRRNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!! *Faints in the snow*
Yami Marik: *Huggles Mr. Cuddles* Who's a good kitty...? Who's a good kitty?? Peeing on Marik's snow, yes we did!! Good kitty!!! Gooooood kitty!!! ^^

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