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Friday, December 31, 2004


   What's Going on at our new Year's Party NOW
Here's the latest report on our New Year's Eve Party...

Yugi (Little Yugi yet!!) is swinging naked from the curtains...

Joey and Tristan are trying to feed the cat crayons...and swearing at it...

Mai just told Tea that she was her best friend...upon which Tea replied "F*** you you, b****!!! I'mma gonna go drink sommora dat f***ing punch..."

Marik is...in the kitchen talking to whatever's in the oven...which worries me because there's nothing in there...

Yami Marik is...pissing on the couch. Again. Well, at least we know he's not drunk...

Ryou is trying to kill everyone, and Yami Bakura is hugging everyone Bakura failed to murder...while slurring something about egg nog...

Kaiba, who actually showed up (Mokuba made him come...*sigh*) is busy yelling at Yugi to be careful, while Mokuba murders plushies in the corner with small drink umbrellas...--there goes Marik's eye...

Yami Yugi is cheating at chess with Duke...which is pretty easy since Duke had a few too many martinis and passed out an hour ago...

Odion is...running by...in my wedding dress. Back away slowly...won't touch that one.

Ishizu, dressed all in leather, is chasing him with whips and chains...won't touch that either...

And Grandpa is over on the couch (Yes, the same one Yami Marik left his wonderful mark on...) trying to look under the girls' skirts as they walk by.

Marik: *Stumbles up to me* An' Happy Nude Yerrrrrrrrr to all yas!!!! *Falls over; Yami Marik pees on him*

My new year's resolution:
Don't buy alchohol next year...
*Yami Marik pees on the couch again*
...and buy new furniture.


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