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Tuesday, March 14, 2006


Lessons Your Parents Taught You!


1. Your Parents spoke to you of RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."


2. Your Parents piqued your first interest in TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"


3. Your Parents proved the theory of all LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."


4. Your Parents gave you the gift of FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, you never know if you'll get into an accident."


5. Parents were always good for teaching you IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."


6. Even before biology class your parents taught you the fundamentals of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."


7. They were always ready to suggest a career - even as a CONTORTIONIST.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"


8. They instilled in you the importance of STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."


9. You were taught that you even could control the WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."


10. They taught you the basics principals of BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"


11. Parents were the first to make you know ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."


12. Your parents gave you that butterfly feeling of ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."


13. They taught you what a marvelous gift it was to RECEIVE .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"


14. Your parents studied MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."


15. They were the first to instruct you HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."


16. Your mother was likely the one skilled in GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."


17. Parents got you to question your own ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"


18. They were the very people that taught you WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."


19. Long before you knew the laws of the world they instructed you in the ways of JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."


and last but not least...


20. Your loving mother and father - long before you had seen any Disney movie - taught you THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."


i still learned most of what i know on my own. school was a waste of time.....

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Monday, February 27, 2006


Human Perfection

I walk the path I chose
Its my life.
It may not be perfect,
But its my own.
I'm trying to do it right;
Its my only shot.
No matter how hard I try;
I seem to fail on the way.
Once in awhile
Things go right.
In the end
Its perfect.
Being able to fail
Makes life worth it.

a more profound poem...... now for something entirely different.

Perfect Person

We spoke
She was smart
Curious about what I knew.
She was sweet
She was careing.
She interested me greatly.
I talked to her constantly;
Wanting to know more.
I know she wasn't perfect,
But she was perfect
To me.

something that just came to me. being able to take a walk and clear my head gave me a burst of inspiration. had a weird day... found out that i could be going to Iraq sooner then i had originally thought... like April soon.... no garentee.... infact i hope i dont go. im ready to go now but.... i want to know my unit better first.... thats why i was clearing my head. oh and the poem i was asking for help to name is going to be called Disconnected as sujested by Luminae.

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Thursday, February 23, 2006


"Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose."


- Ronald Reagan





"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."


- Ronald Reagan





"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so."


- Ronald Reagan





"Of the four wars in my lifetime none came about because the U.S. was too strong."


- Ronald Reagan





"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment's would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."


- Ronald Reagan




"The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination."


- Ronald Reagan




"Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."


- Ronald Reagan




"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under."


- Ronald Reagan




"The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program."


- Ronald Reagan




"I've laid down the law, though, to everyone from now on about anything that happens: no matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting"


- Ronald Reagan




"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first."


- Ronald Reagan





"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."


- Ronald Reagan




"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."

- Ronald Reagan





"No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.

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Tuesday, February 21, 2006


Untitled

In my head
I have all these great words.
They won't come out.
No matter how I try
I don't know why
Is something wrong?
Or am I nervous?
Am I trying to fail
Or am I missing the point?

anyone got an idea for a name?

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Thursday, February 16, 2006


The Offspring - The Kids Aren't Alright

When we were young the future was so bright
The old neighbourhood was so alive
And every kid on the whole damn street
Was gonna make it big and not be beat

Now the neighbourhood's cracked and torn
The kids are grown up but their lives are worn
How can one little street
Swallow so many lives

Chances thrown
Nothing's free
Longing for what used to be
Still it's hard
Hard to see
Fragile lives, shattered dreams

Jamie had a chance, well she really did
Instead she got on speed and lost her kids
Mark still lives at home cause he's got no job
He just plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot

Jay committed suicide
Brandon od'd and died
What the hell is going on
The cruellest dream, reality


Bon Jovi - It's My Life

This ain't a song for the broken-hearted
No silent prayer for the faith-departed
I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
You're gonna hear my voice
When I shout it out loud

Chorus:
It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just wanna live while I'm alive
It's my life

This is for the ones who stood their ground
For Tommy and Gina who never backed down
Tomorrow's getting harder make no mistake
Luck ain't even lucky
Got to make your own breaks

Chorus:
It's my life
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just want to live while I'm alive
'Cause it's my life

Better stand tall when they're calling you out
Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down

Chorus:
It's my life
And it's now or never
'Cause I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just want to live while I'm alive

Chorus:
It's my life
And it's now or never
'Cause I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just want to live while I'm alive
'Cause it's my life!


2 awsome bands right there..... on the 24th Korn and Mudvayne play where i live..... i asked my friend to get me a ticket.... im gonna ask if he got me one tomarrow. if not its cool. im pretty sure im working the day after anyway... got an interview on the 27th working for the city. not the best job(in itself), but it pays well and will have benifits. secondly my glasses suck. i cant wear them when im on the computer. my eyes get all watery and my vision blurs. working on comming up with a new poem.

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Friday, January 27, 2006


ok well right now im gonna rant and complain. anyway. something ive noticed back in December is that my childhood is strictly a memory. i dont mind the fact that im no longer a kid. thats not what i ment. what i mean is that things that i enjoyed as a child are different. the one that got me the most was Cookie Monster. he no longer eats cookies whenever he wants. its just a sometimes food. and that made me realize that people are becoming less tolerant these days. lets face it the only way to be tolerant of others is by facing it and dealing with it. not by hiding it from everyone. and its stupid to. like i cant tell a person "Merry Christmas" anymore because there are other realigions out there and they might get offended, but i have to put up with everybody elses choices for living, but they dont have to deal with mine. thats not being tolerant thats being racist. people are sweeping everything under the rug trying to hide it so now people cant deal with it. all i know it when i have kids they are going to watch the old Bugs Bunny cartoons, old Seaseme Street with the Cookie eating Cookie Monster and the character with the STD because they need to know how to have a sense of humor and how to freaking deal with life. people need to lighten up. im sorry that just really pissed me off. and normally im so calm and level headed. and now so this post is also fun:

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Thursday, January 19, 2006


Ten Thoughts to Ponder for the new year
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.(not true but still funny)

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department
of Agriculture in charge of immigration.


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Sunday, January 8, 2006


i was bored so now you all have to deal with my boredom.

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thats me, my brother, my sister and my friend.

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the dogs. Bob the Wonderdog and the Rotten Little Holly Dog.

like i said. i was bored. went shooting with my brother. got my van running. that was a pain....

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Thursday, January 5, 2006


enjoy........



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Final Fantasy does Numa

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Sunday, January 1, 2006


well its a new year. i guess thats good. i got my van back in action after a month. i find that ive been saying bloody and mate a lot..... chief too.... need some inspiration...... should be an interesting year mates.

Pillar - Frontline

It's not like I'm walking alone into the valley of the shadow of death
Stand beside one another, 'cause it ain't over yet
I'd be willing to bet that if we don't back down
You and I will be the ones that are holding the Crown in the end
When it's over, we can say, "Well done"
But not yet, 'cause it's only begun
So, pick up, and follow me, we're the only ones
To fight this thing, until we've won
We drive on and don't look back
It doesn't mean we can't learn from our past
All the things that we mighta done wrong
We could've been doing this all along

Everybody, with your fists raised high
Let me hear your battle cry tonight
Stand beside, or step aside
We're on the frontline

And we'll be carrying on, until the day it doesn't matter anymore
Step aside, you forgot what this is for
We fight to live, we live to fight
And tonight, you'll hear my battle cry
We live our lives on the frontlines
We're not afraid of the fast times
These days have opened up my eyes
And now, I see where the threat lies

We've got to lead the way

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