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Tuesday, October 10, 2006


Time: 7:28 AM
Song: Haunted
Artist: Poe
Feeling: Morbid/Distrubed
Drinking: Coffee

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Ba da pa pa ba da pa pa...
Come here
Pretty please
Can you tell me where I am
You won't you say something
I need to get my bearings
I'm lost
And the shadows keep on changing

And I'm haunted
By the lives that I have loved
And actions I have hated
I'm haunted
By the lives that wove the web
Inside my haunted head

Ba da pa pa ba da pa pa...

Don't cry,
There's always a way
Here in November in this house of leaves
We'll pray
Please, I know it's hard to believe
To see a perfect forest
Through so many splintered trees
You and me
And these shadows keep on changing

And I'm haunted
By the lives that I have loved
And actions I have hated
I'm haunted
By the promises I've made
And others I have broken
I'm haunted
By the lives that wove the web
Inside my haunted head

Hallways... always

I'll always want you
I'll always need you
I'll always love you

And I will always miss you

Ba da pa pa ba da pa pa...

Come here
No I won't say please
One more look at the ghost
Before I'm gonna make it leave
Come here
I've got the pieces here
Time to gather up the splinters
Build a casket for my tears

I'm haunted
(By the lives that I have loved)
I'm haunted
(By the promises I've made)
I'm haunted
By the hallways in this tiny room
The echos there of me and you
The voices that are carrying this tune

Ba da pa pa...

Father:
What is it Annie?

Daughter:
You think I'll cry? I won't cry!
My heart will break before I cry!
I will go mad.


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Artist Fact

Poe's song, "Haunted", became the main theme song for the sequel film The Blair Witch Project 2: Book Of Shadows.

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Hello...

OMG, AN UPDATE

Yep! I'm actually updating in the week! Amazing, huh? Well, my mom is being cool and letting me skip school, which TOTALLY rocks. X3 See, I have a dentist appointment at 10 today, so she decided to let me just stay home than to pick me up and take me back (which is why I'm up so DAMN early). Now that I think about it, it makes sense. I mean, I wouldn't want to go to school, miss half of it, and go back for one more hour. Just take the whole day off.

And this is good, too, considering I didn't finish my Algebra homework. XD;

PRINTER ISH DEAD

Yeah. It died. My Lexmark X1185 scanner/printer/copier broke and now it won't work at all. I am DEPRESSED, so now I must go buy ANOTHER one at Rite-Aid (yes, RITE-AID) with MY money that I was going to use for MY needs. So, I'm pretty fucked. Just when I had new drawings too... -__-

AFI Doujinshi

YOU HEARD!! I am creating an AFI doujinshi! Now for those of you who DON'T know, AFI is the BEST BAND TO WALK ON THIS GOD-FORSAKEN PLANET, and it IS going to be Yaoi. Here's the thought so far...

Davey and Jade have a fight, and so Davey storms outside to think and be emooo. XD;; (Kidding) And then all of a sudden, A fallen angel comes by, puts lovely little Dave under a spell, and off to be his bride! (Hey, Davey's pretty enough to look like a chick o_o) And Jade searches for Davey to apologize, and sees them just as they're leaving, and-

Well, then he and the rest of AFI go off to seve him. :3 It's set in a totally different Alternate Universe, so just pretend they're NOT in the band. ^^;

So I guess you can call this a PWP (Plot? What Plot?). XD;

I got one page down, so I guess that's a start. o_o;;

Weekend With Dad

My week with my pops went splendidly. ^^ We went to Borders and I bought a YAOI MANGA. A REAL YAOI MANGA. Not like Gravitation, not like Eerie Queerie!, not like Loveless, but a REAL Yaoi Manga. It was fucking $12.95, but, OH SO worth it. X3 It's called Our Kingdom, and it's ADDCITING.

VERY ADDICTING.

If you're a Yaoi fan, go buy it! You'll love it. :3

Discussion Time

NB: Gee, thanks fo the shot to the head, Nny. I feel so fucking loved, now that I'm dead.

Johnny: Well, you shouldn't ask questions about one's sexual preference. It's irritating.

NB: IT WAS JUST A GOD DAMNED QUESTION!! NO REASON TO SHOOT ME OVER IT!! *points to the bullet hole in her forhead, blood covering half of her face*

Johnny: Why would you ask me such a question, anyway?

NB: Gee, I dunno. Let's count the reasons! *starts counting on her fingers* You're skinny, you wear tight pants, you have the coolest, hottest, LEATHER boots EVAR, you appear to take more guys hostage than chicks, you-

Johnny: SHUT UP!! JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!! GOD, you're worse than D-Boy is!! Eh- was...

NB: Whatever... *leans back while floating* So, what? Are you just going to leave my body there?

Johnny: Huh? I don't know. I could just leave it there to rot. I don't need to feed the wall anymore...

NB: Hmmm... Well, then! I'm thirsty! Let's go get coffee!

Johnny: You're a GHOST now, girl. If you drink any liquid substance, it'll just go right through you. Idiot...

NB: O_O *whimper, whimper* T___T WAAAAAAH!! NOOOO!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT COFFEE!! THIS IS BLASPHEMY!! NUUUUUU!!

Johnny: �� ...

NB: *grabs Johnny by the collar* THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU SMALL-MINDED FUCK!! IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, I'D STILL BE ALIVE!! I'D STILL BE BREATHING!! I COULD BE EATING TOAST RIGHT NOW!! BUT, NO!! YOU HAD TO GO AND RUIN IT!!

Johnny: Why don't you just go to Heaven and Hell? That's what I did. I got sent back. Although, with your mind, I think they'd keep you...

NB: So how do I do that?

Johnny: *pulls out his gun and shoots NB in the chest and stomach* There.

NB's ghost vanishes, leaving Johnny all alone again. He looks down at NB's real lifeless body.

Johnny: What am I, a fucking janitor?

Picture of the Day

Leave me...

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

�NarutoBlackmail�

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Saturday, October 7, 2006


Time: 8:40 AM
Song: Seize The Day
Artist: Avenged Sevenfold
Feeling: Loving
Drinking: Coffee

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Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over

I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time
But I'm too young to worry
These streets we travel on will undergo our same lost past

I found you here, now please just stay for a while
I can move on with you around
I hand you my mortal life, but will it be forever?
I'd do anything for a smile, holding you 'til our time is done
We both know the day will come, but I don't want to leave you

I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time
But I'm too young to worry (a melody, a memory, or just one picture)

Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over

Newborn life replacing all of us, changing this fable we live in
No longer needed here so where do we go?
Will you take a journey tonight, follow me past the walls of death?
But girl, what if there is no eternal life?

I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time
But I'm too young to worry (a melody, a memory, or just one picture)

Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over

Trials in life, questions of us existing here, don't wanna die alone without you here
Please tell me what we have is real

So, what if I never hold you, yeah, or kiss your lips again?
Woooaaah, so I never want to leave you and the memories of us to see
I beg don't leave me

Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over

Trials in life, questions of us existing here, don't wanna die alone without you here
Please tell me what we have is real

Silence you lost me, no chance for one more day
I stand here alone
Falling away from you, no chance to get back home
I stand here alone
Falling away from you, no chance to get back home

Silence you lost me, no chance for one more day...


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Hello friends...

Theme Feedback

When I read your comments on how you guys like my new theme, you all mentioned that it looks better because darkness seems to suit me. (laughs) Yeah, I guess that's why I wanted to change the Sirius/Remus theme real quick because of the pink. XD Glad you guys like it.

Life

Well, since my birthday was long ago, and my dad couldn't see me (he moved back to Santa Cruz in August), he's coming to pick me up today so we can spend some time together. I love my dad. He does so much for me, it makes me guilty that I can't do anything for him. Once, I asked him,

Me: Dad, I feel bad that you do a lot of things for me, and I can't do nothing in return...
Dad: Awww... Sam, just the thought of you being with me makes me happy. I don't need nothing else. ^_^ *hugs me*

Mmmyep. He's awesome. I lurve him so much. ^^

School

School has been... hazardous. I found out some of my grades.

English Honors: C+ HOW THE HELL CAN I HAVE A C+?!! I turned in everything we were supossed to work on!!
Biology: Not sure... the grades are in numbers, so I can't tell. Numbers confuse me. @_@ But I think I have C or a B or A in there.
Algebra I: A- OH MY FUCKING GOD I SUCK AT MATH AND LOOK AT MY GRADE D:
Fresh Seminar: I think an A. She never tells us.
PE: B+ or an A, Yeah, go ahead and laugh.
Art: I think an A. He didn't tell us yet.

So I guess that's pretty good. I need to talk to my English teacher though. I don't get it! I turned everything and it was all COMPLETE! How the hell do I have a C+? I didn't tell my mom because she'd blow her top, go to my teacher, bitch about it, and I'd be embarrassed. And THAT kids, is how you start controversy! :D

Here's a short funny story.

I was in the car with my mom driving home, and then I tell her that I have an A- in Algebra. She almost slammed on the brakes in the middle of the road, but instead was all, "GOOD LORD!! THANK YOU JESUS!!" She's so unbelievably fucking religious. Makes me sick. But anyways... she was happy, I was laughing, and we all drove into the sunset.

The End. :]

Sites

I'm sorry to say that I will only be able to go to a few of your guys' sites today. If I don't make it to all of them, please, I'm sorry. It's just, like I said, my Dad's picking me up and stuff... yeah...

So sorry if I don't get to your sites. :[

Discussion Time

NB: Well, that was fun! God, you could hear her SCREAM bloody murder! That was hilarious! And I knew her tits were fake! No WAY could chicks grow about H-sized boobs! Wonder bras are so stupid... And the blood!! Oh, God!! Hey, mind if I take some with me? I like the taste of the blood. :3 (Yes, I do drink blood. Myself, other people, roadkill doggies, etc.)

Johnny: Shouldn't you be leaving now?

NB: Hm? Oh, uh, I dunno. Should I? Besides, you never answered my question.

Johnny: What question? Ooooh, the question you said you'd come back to. Okay, ask it, I'll answer, and then you walk out the front door.

NB: Sweet! Okay, which do you prefer, boys or girls?

Johnny: Expand it.

NB: Which do you prefer in your love life, boys or girls? I'm talking about your sexual orientation. Straight, Bi, or Gay?

Johnny: WHAT?!! O____O

NB: Well?

Johnny: *takes out a gun*

NB: o_o Uh... Johnny? What are you...

Johnny fires the gun through NB's forhead, and she falls to the floor, dead.

Johnny: Pant... Pant... GOD!! WHY DO I GET THE STUPID QUESTIONS?!! *begins to walk away*

NB: Ugh... Uuuuuh... Ow... My... head... reeeally hurts...

Johnny: *turns around* Huh?

Johnny sees two NBs. But one is floating, while the other is still on the floor, bleeding.

Johnny: What the- WHAT ARE YOU?!!

NB: It... appears that I'm a ghost now Johnny... *stares at her hand* Sweeeeet. Now I can float through things and possess people like in Eerie Queere!!

Johnny: Are you really a ghost now?

NB: *puts her hand through a wall and floats around* Seems that way.

Johnny: Oh.

IS NB DEAD FOR GOOD?!! WHAT WILL JOHNNY DO NEXT?!! WHO ATE MY CHEERIOS?!! AND WHY ARE YOU HERE?!! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU BASTARDS!!

Picture of the Day

Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

�NarutoBlackmail�

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Monday, October 2, 2006


Time: 8:34 AM
Song: Lip Gloss and Black
Artist: Atreyu
Feeling: Crappy
Drinking: Coffee

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If I gave you pretty enough words.
Could you paint a picture of us that works.
An emphasis on function rather than design.
Aren't you tired cause I will carry you, on a broken back
And blown out knees, I have been where you are for a while..

Aren't you tired of being weak?
Such rage that you could scream. All the stars right out of the sky
And destroy the prettiest starry night. every evening that I die.

I am exhumed just a little less human and a lot more bitter and cold.

I am exhumed.. just a little less human....
So much more bitter and cold...

After all these images of pain, have cut right thru you,
I will kiss every scar, and weep you are not alone...
Then I'll show you that place in my chest where my heart still tries to beat.

Aren't you tired of being weak?
Such rage that you could scream. All the stars right out of the sky
And destroy the prettiest starry night. every evening that I die

Live. Love. Burn. Die.


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Hello friends...

Theme

Do you like it? It took me a while to find everything I needed, but I got it. Yes, I realized that I used this JTHM background once before, but I love it so much that I decided to use it again. Entertainment, Intro Thingy, and... uh... everything else pretty much updated.

Sunday (Yesterday)

Yesterday was not a good day for me... Not. At. All. I got bitched at, yelled at, and some other shit. It was stupid. For example, I was doing my Reading Log for school on my bed, when my grandmother comes in and says,

"That's all you ever do, huh?" I look up. "What?" I asked. "You're always on that goddamn computer! Get the fuck off of it!" she yells. What the hell? Does it look like I'm at my DESK which is about a few feet away from me? Did you fucking go blind, or is old age catching up? "I'm doing my homework!! Does it LOOK like I'm on the computer?!! The thing's not even ON!!" To which she says, "Yes!! It IS on!!"

I swear to God I wanted to kill her right then and there. No lie. I wanted her to fucking die. Rip her open and see the flood of all the shit she was full of. *clutches head* GAH!! Now I'm back to Super-Teen-Angst-Mode... -_-

And my MOM was no help either. She's all bitching to me on how I'm going to start working around the house (washing dishes, cleaning, etc.) The only chores I do is take out the trash (which they fill up on PURPOSE just so I could do it everyday) and feed our cats (they're outside cats). And I do clean. Not every fucking day, but I clean when I need to. I even offered to do the laundry a few times, but they resisted. Then she had the nerve to say that I spend too much time drawing and on the computer when I barely have time for any of that when I get home from school. That's the only time that I have some time to draw and do what I want, would be on the weekend.

I am so pised off at them... I need a Hershey bar... *walks away*

Death Note Anime

ON a VERY lighter note...

On October 3rd (I'm pretty sure that's the exact date), the Death Note ANIME comes out!! :D OMG, YAY!! I think it's on DVD, so I'm doing to make sure to buy it!! God, I can't frickin' wait!!

Discussion Time!

NB: ... *shifts eyes* Sooo... I have no one to talk to...

Johnny: *barges in through the front door* UGH!! Frickin' rain..

NB: Kyaaah!! It's- it's Johnny the Homicidal Maniac!! IN THEE FLESH!!

Johnny: What the hell? Who are you? And how'd you get in my house?

NB: Oooh, I'd shake your hand, but I know you don't like human contact, so I'll just salute you!!

Johnny: So... who are you again?

NB: My name is Samantha, but you can call me Sam for short. Either way, I don't mind. ^_^

Johnny: Okay, then... Uh, Sam... How did you get in my house? More importantly, WHY are you HERE?

NB: I just wanted to talk. ^^

Johnny: About?

NB: Anything! Well, I'd ask you some questions, but I think you're a little busy, what with that girl in that trash bag.

Johnny: Huh? Oh, she can wait. Well, I guess you can ask them. Go ahead. *sits down on a box*

NB: Alrighty then! Here we go! Ahem, question one: Do you enjoy killing your victims as quick as possible, or toture them slowly?

Johnny: Uh... Hm. Let's see... Sometimes I like to spark conversations with them. You know, let them know what's going to happen, why they're here, who took my taco... the usual.

NB: Okie! Question Two! Which do you prefer, boys or girls?

Johnny: Uuuuh... what? I don't quite seem to grasp the question.

NB: Um... We'll get back to that. Don't worry. ^^; Okay, Question Three! Have you ever gone to school in your life?

Johnny: Yeah, once. But let's not talk about that. The only thing I will tell you is that the girls cared more about their looks than education, and the guys were just about as dumb as a monkey. Besides, the only fun I did have was that in elementary, I stabbed the janitor. *evil grin* Hehe, monkey...

NB: Huh... Sounds like my school... Anyway, I'll continue this later. Thanks for the answers!

Johnny: Sure. At least you're not as annoying as that last interviewer. I had to kill him.

NB: Hm, so I've heard. Well then! *claps hands together* Can I watch you kill this girl?

Johnny: Why?

NB: Because. I'm sadistic and need something funny to amuse me.

Johnny: Oh. Okay then. Let's go down into the basement then before she wakes up.

NB: Yay! ^_^

Picture of the Day

So true. *nods in agreement*

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

NarutoBlackmail

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Saturday, September 30, 2006


Time: 8:16 AM
Song: The Interview
Artist: AFI
Feeling: Morbid
Drinking: Nicely-Made Coffee

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Forever waiting for disaster.
What David calls servant and master,
Will you play it too?
As this displacement begs for water,
Swimming, bathing,
Drowning in sorrow...

Scream with me.

I crawl across this cracked expansion.
I'll be buried soon
Beneath the sand with pure intentions,
Wanting something, someone to follow...

For a change I'll refrain
From hiding all of me from you.
Here's my lullaby...
Pray for rain, lose your name
And watch all your dreams fall through.
Hush now don't you cry.

I swoon upon my knees come crashing.
Will you bury me?
Today, this small favor I'm asking.
Hold me. You may drop me tomorrow.

For a change I'll refrain
From hiding all of me from you.
Here's my lullaby...
Pray for rain, lose your name
And watch all your dreams fall through.
Hush now...

For a change I'll refrain
From hiding all of me from you.
Pray for rain, lose your name
And watch all your dreams fall through.
Here's my lullaby.
Hush now don't you cry.

(Davey)Calm down...
(Jade)Come down, cold resides... with me...
(Davey)I flee to...
(Jade)I'll flee to...
(Davey)Decemberunderground...
(Jade)As you exhale...
(Davey)I breathe in...
(Jade)And sink into...
(Davey)The waterunderground...
(Jade)And I'll grow pale...
(Both)Without you...


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Did you know?

In the song, "The Interview", Jade Puget and Davey Havok sing the last few lines together. (That's why I bolded and labeled it for you.)

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Hello, dear friends...

Here I am, typing away, drinking coffee I made myself, listening to a calm, beautiful song. As I sit here and bite into my Hershey bar, I wonder to myself...
WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T I BEEN HERE?!!

Yes, it has been a while. Yes, I haven't been here. Go on, bitch at me. I deserve it. Well, I've just not been in the mood to update. Since, you know, nothing interesting has happened. Also, I was sick. Yes, sick. Very, very, very sick. Sick with allergies. So, yeah... But I'm better now.

The only interesting thing that did happen, was last week, when we had a Pep Rally and I ditched with my friends. Oh my God!! Sam?!! Ditch something?!! But she's an honor roll student!! Since the 1st GRADE!! (Seriously) Yes, I ditched. It's not like they cared. Oh yeah, and I got my first absence in PE yesterday. Why? Well, lets' go back in time a bit.

There was a fight, and I wanted to see what was going on. So I got off my PE number, ran over there, was amused for about 5 seconds, and ran back to my number. By the time I got there, my teacher had marked me ABSENT when she knew I was THERE. And when I told her my explanation, It went something like this:

Me: Uh, there's a fight over there... (I figured she'd go and stop it)
Teacher: I don't care.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

YOU DON'T CARE?!! DON'T CARE?!! WHAT IF ONE OF THEM PULLED OUT A GUN AND THE OTHER DIED?!! WOULD YOU STILL FUCKING CARE?!!

I hope she gets her ass fired... Better yet, I could do it for her... The bitch.

AFI News

Okay, I'm going to freak you all out, but...

WHO SAW THE "LOVE LIKE WINTER" VIDEO?!! OMG, IT WAS SO FUCKING AMAZING!! IT ROCKED!! BEST VIDEO EVER!! SOMEONE DANCE WITH ME!! DANCE THE DANCE OF AFI-NESS!! OMG, I'M TOTALLY SPAZZING OUT *foams at the mouth*

Haaaa.... I stood up till 11:00 (AT NIGHT!! On a SCHOOL NIGHT!! XD) to watch it. AFI is WAY more important than stupid school!! :D

They make my life complete with happiness. ^_^

More Updates?

I bet you're all wondering if it will take me the next apocolypse to update. Well, no. I'll be updating Monday because I have no school. :D Teacher Work Day. Weeee!! So I'll update, visit, and we'll all be happy little lunatics. ^^

New Theme Coming Soon!!

It should be up by tomorrow. Hopefully. I'm still working on a bunch of things.

Discussion Time!

No discussion... I'm in a hurry to get to your sites!

Picture of the Day

Red Moon

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

NarutoBlackmail

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Saturday, September 23, 2006


Time: 10:07 AM
Song: A Vampire's Lament
Artist: Atreyu
Feeling: Happy
Drinking: Coffee

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I am the walking dead heartbreaker, my apologies,
I'm happy you'll never understand what
It's like to be trapped under six feet of solid glass,
I can see out, but no one gets in

Screaming at this prison, I've locked myself into,
I'm sorry that I'm still breathing and that I'll
Kill again. But the loneliness is too much for me to handle

But the taste for fresh blood, pushes me on
The strength of not forgiving
I told myself the constant pain would ease the tension burning inside
But the nights were cold and the days dragged to weeks

I will die here alone I will die
The fear of romance
The pain of living
The joy of sorrow
The strength of not forgiving

God help me, I'm so tired
But in my dreams the wolves eat out my soul
God help me, I'm so frightened
But in my dreams wolves tear out my heart

I used to be golden, a saint in a time of sorrow,
But then the turning came and I kissed
The sun goodbye, don't you get it,
It's always darker in my eyes, the screams of my brothers
Egging me on...


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Hi! ^_^

Happeh Birfday To Meeee~

Yes, today is my birthday. ^_^ I am officially 14. *spins in her spinny chair* XD

Well, since my mom had to work today, we celebrated my birthday yesterday. Let's see... I got 4 cards from my Mom, Dad, Grandma, and baby brother. One from my dad's girlfriend should be coming in today. I think.

Here are my gifts and stoof:

Reservoir Dogs on DVD
Went to eat at Sizzler
iPOD Nano
$41.00

Yep... That's it. Nothing else. Oh yeah!! And my mom took me to see Jackass 2. IT was so fucking funny!! That was thge best movie I've seen all year!! My mom was cracking up too!! I thought she'd hate it, but apparantly, she enjoyed it just as much as I did. XD

The iPOD. Oh, God... I didn't want one, really, but it just... came to me. I can't even hook up the thing since it says I have to update my Windows software. I don't even HAVE any windows software!! Argh...

Oh well.

It was a nice day for me. *smiles*

Idiot Drivers

Yesterday while we were going to Sizzler, my mom had to turn around because we took the wrong way. So, she drove into this car store thing, and turned around to go back out. Then, all of a sudden, this stupid driver that was SPEEDING like the fucking devil had the nerve to honk at her, just as she was slamming the breaks as he sped by. The bastard. My other birthday gift would have been that I died in a car accident. Afterwards, my mom flipped him off as he passed by after he honked, which made me laugh my ass off. XD

Theme

Okay! My theme is decided! Kind of... It will be a mix of Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Lenore The Cute Little Dead Girl, and Emily The Strange (and other weird, dark, morbid things!!)! My favorite comics. Why? Because they can scare the shit out of anybody. But I probably won't change it until the last day of September. Sooo... wait for it!!

Discussion Time!

NB: It's my birthday guys!!

Remus: Yay! Happy birthday, NB!! *hugs*

NB: What about you, Sirius?

Sirius: What about me?

NB: Wha'd you get me? Remus gave me a hug! AND he remembered my birthday! So that's two gifts from him!

Sirius: Uh... do I have to do this?

Remus: Yes, you promised.

Sirius: Sigh... *puts on a tophat, and starts to dance and sing* Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday (DearGodIwannadierightnow) NB, happy birthday to you!

NB: Weee!! That was so adorable!! Thank you Sirius!! *glomps him*

Remus: ^_^ Awww...

Sirius: T_T (he's humiliated, but glad that he made her happy)

Picture of the Day

The Good Ol' Days...

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

~NarutoBlackmail

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Wednesday, September 20, 2006


Time: 9:00 PM
Song: Epiphany
Artist: Bad Religion
Feeling: Tired
Drinking: Nothing

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A new age of reason
Brain treason to trick the mind
What good is searching
if nothing's there to find
We arrive at this place
of no return my brothers
Only to discover that our minds have led us away
so far from the painful truth
of who we are

What's right is wrong
what's come has gone
what's clear and pure is not so sure
It came to me
All promises become a lie
all that's benign corrupts in time
The fallacy
of Epiphany

Come forth bear witness
see the profit from your loss
Beg for forgiveness
only after you tally the cost
We arrive at this place
of no return my sisters
Only to discover that our values ran us aground
on the shoal in the sea of what
we could be

What's right is wrong
what's come has gone
what's clear and pure is not so sure
It came to me
All promises become a lie
all that's benign corrupts in time
The fallacy
of Epiphany

If it's real for me do I have to prove it to you
Why do revelations fade to cold blue untruths
It's oh so relative
Subservient in total to one's perspective

What's right is wrong
what's come has gone
what's clear and pure is not so sure
It came to me
All promises become a lie
all that's benign corrupts in time
The fallacy
of Epiphany


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--

Artist Fact

Bad Religion first began their band when they were still in high school, in 1980. They were only a four person band, but now they have added more members through the years.

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Hi! ^_^

She's Alive

OH MY GOD

*looks around, smiles, swetadrops, and waves*

Guess why I've been gone in, FOREVER.

Go ahead. Guess.

...

THE FUCKING PHONE COMPANY CUT OUR INTERNET OFF

THE BASTARDS

THE REDNECK, ASSHOLE, FUCKING BASTARDS!!

I was DEVESTATED when I found out that my internet got cut off. And I was pissed. My mom pays the bills and everything! So, why? Huh? Why did they cut the wonder of my life off? When I clicked the little Internet Explorer icon and found the "This Page Cannot Be Displayed" about forty billion times, I died a little inside.

I missed everyone. T_T I felt so lonlely...

But now I'm back. And everything is well. ^_^ *glomps everyone*

Requests... DONE!

Yes, my requests for Kira93 and SesshomaruxRin are complete. Done. Finished. :] I hope you guys will like them.

SesshomaruxRin requested a Sasori x Deidara pic, which I happliy agreed to, and I swear, this is my most favorite picture I've done so far. I really hope you like it. I'm sure the guys will enjoy it too. ^^

Kira93 requested a Kiba x Shino pic, so I drew it. ^^ It's actually the first time I've ever drawn both boys, so forgive me if they look retarded. Gawd, Shino looks like Dib from Invader Zim... -_-;;

They should be up in a little while. Please enjoy them. Just click my portfolio thingy. ^^ Or, if you're too lazy to scroll up and click through two pages, here's the link for you.

CLICK FOR WONDER

Ain't I nice? ^_^

I WILL NOT BE DOING ANYMORE REQUESTS!! NO MORE!! IT'S OVER!! I realized that the requests take up a lot of my time and needs to do other stuff, so no more!! I'm sorry if you wanted me to draw you something. I really am. :[

4,000+ Hits

Weeeeeee!! OMG, is it possible? Has NB reached the 4,000 mark?! It is!! It is true!! Actually, I have been for a while now... I just kept forgetting to post about it and said internet was down for a few days. ^^;

SHPANKYUU FOR 4,000 (and over) HITS!! I AM LOVED

Theme Decision... Eh... Sort of...

Okay, I've decided my theme. Kind of. It's between Death Note and a really freaky morbid theme for Halloween. Soooo... I need to flip a coin a bunch of times to decide... *looks in Ruby Gloom purse* Do I even have any coins...? (is very broke T_T)

Discussion Time!

NB: WEEEE!! 4,000 HITS!! Ain't it grand, Sirius? *spins in spinny chair*

Sirius: *throws confetti with an "I-Don't-Care" look*

Remus: Well, congratulations, NB! What are you gonna do now?

NB: Uuuuh... I dunno... wait until I reach 5,000 and do something awesome for every single one of my friends on Otaku. ^^

Remus: Oh? And what's that?

NB: You'll see. *smiles*

Sirius: Is it something... eh... disturbing?

NB: Huh? No... why? Do you want it to be?

Sirius: Um... no... thanks...

NB: Whatever... I'm going to bed... I'm tired as fuck...

Remus: Hey! You forgot to finish your Algebra homework!

NB: -_- ............... Ah, fuck it. *plops on her bed and falls asleep*

Sirius: How can she fall asleep so fast like that? O_o

Remus: *shakes head* I don't know... and I don't want know...

Picture of the Day

The name's Black... Sirius Black...

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

~NarutoBlackmail

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Thursday, September 14, 2006


Time: 7:59 PM
Song: Attack
Artist: 30 Seconds To Mars
Feeling: Tired as hell
Drinking: Brisk Tea

xXxLyricsxXx

I won't suffer, be broken, get tired, or wasted
Surrender to nothing, or give up what I
Started and stopped it, from end to beginning
A new day is coming, and I am finally free

Run away, run away, I'll attack
Run away, run away, go change yourself
Run away, run away, now I'll attack
I'll attack, I'll aa-WHOOOAAAAAAAAA

I would have kept you, forever, but we had to sever
It ended for both of us, faster than a
Kill off this thinking, it's starting to sink in
I'm losing control now, and without you I can finally see

Run away, run away, I'll attack
Run away, run away, go change yourself
Run away, run away, now I'll attack
I'll attack, I'll aa-WHOOOAAAAAAAAA

Your promises, they look like lies
Your honesty, like a back that hides a knife (knife)
I promise you (promise you)
I promise you (promise you)
And I am finally free

Run away, run away, I'll attack
Run away, run away, go change yourself
Run away, run away, now I'll attack
I'll attack, I'll attack, I will attack

Run away, I'll attack, I will attack
Run away, I'll attack, I will attack

Run away (Run away), I'll attack (I'll attack)
I'll aa-WHOOOAAAAAAAAA

Your promises
(promises, promises)
I promise you
(promise you)
I promise you
(promise you, promise you)


xXxLyricsxXx

Hi! ^_^

Late Updates

GAH

Sorry I haven't been on as much as I said I would... School has been taking over me, I've been working on art requests, and the homework just keeps piling up. Plus, I have very bad cramps. It hurts for me to walk, stand, or do anything physical. With all that, I barely have any energy left when I get home. So, I've been pretty fucked up lately. But I'm fine! Have no fear! *smiles and winces at the pain, but continues to smile*

THE END OF THE WORLD

Not really.

Oh... my God. I nearly about had a heart attack today in Algebra 1. Y'see, our test grades were up, and I thought for sure that I had an F already. But oh, no!! Wanna know what I have in ALGEBRA 1?

A+

An A fucking plus.

AND I SUCK ASS AT MATH!!

Even my mom was stunned along with my grandmother. In fact, on my last test, I got 106% on it. @__@ OMG, I'm shocked at myself, yet proud. ^_^ *claps for myself*

Art Class

Haha, I've been amused so far in my new art class. Well, first of all, I sit next to this really cute skater guy named Victor, and a reeeally funny African-American guy named Jay. We talk at times, and I am TOTALLY shy around guys. O_O So how did I end up talking to them? Weeell...

Victor- He always asks if he could borrow my sharpener. Not that I have a problem with it, it's just there's not ONE DAY he goes without asking that question. XD So we've starting talking a little more. Plus, he asks me for help a lot.

Jay- I was cleaning out my binder one day (it's a total disaster) and I went through some of my drawings. Then all of a sudden, he goes, "DAMN!! Did you draw those?" And I was all, "Yes..." and shifted my eyes. He told me I was a really good at drawing. Then he asked me if I painted the Mona Lisa. O_o Okay, I'm not THAT good... Even if I have been taking art for 2 years now... XD But I appreciated the compliment. It made me smile.

And I've gotten to know a few other people, which is just fantastic. They're all AMAZED (literally) by my drawings. I don't think they're that great... ^^; But I'm glad they enjoy and compliment me. It makes me love my life a little more. *smiles*

Random

I'm thinking about changing my theme soon... Any ideas? I'm stuck... I wanna go back to Death Note, but I ran out of wallpapers!! DX That's bad...

Plus, I've been drawing some stuff and thinking about a few things to draw. Maybe I'll post sketches of some my earlier works on Otaku. I don't know... I have A LOT of sketches, which is, like, a PILE in my closet. O_o

And I haven't forgotten about requests. ^^ I'm working on them.

Discussion Time!

NB: *is passed out on her bed*

Sirius: How lazy can she be...? *crosses arms and glares down at her*

Remus: Well, she's been over working a little... I'm getting a little worried...

Sirius: Sigh... She's just tired, huh?

Remus: Yep. *puts a blanket over her*

Sirius: Hey... didn't she say that she'll be changing her theme soon?

Remus: I think so... why?

Sirius: Oh, no reason... Just asking...

NB: Flangnlabnjhokhdsrehfdsfkj..... CHICKEN!! YAOI!! *snooore* COFFEEEHHHH *droool*

Remus: ... *sweatdrop*

Sirius: ... *sweatdrop*

Picture of the Day

Smile Just A Little For Me...

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

~NarutoBlackmail

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Monday, September 11, 2006


Time: 8:15 PM
Song: Listen To Your Heart (acoustic)
Artist: D.H.T
Feeling: Depressed
Drinking: Water

xXxLyricsxXx

I know there's something in the wake of your smile.
I get a notion from the look in your eyes, yea.
You've built a love but that love falls apart.
Your little piece of heaven turns too dark.

Listen to your heart
when he's calling for you.
Listen to your heart
there's nothing else you can do.
I don't know where you're going
and I don't know why,
but listen to your heart
before you tell him goodbye.

Sometimes you wonder if this fight is worthwhile.
The precious moments are all lost in the tide, yea.
They're swept away and nothing is what is seems,
the feeling of belonging to your dreams.

Listen to your heart
when he's calling for you.
Listen to your heart
there's nothing else you can do.
I don't know where you're going
and I don't know why,
but listen to your heart
before you tell him goodbye.

And there are voices
that want to be heard.
So much to mention
but you can't find the words.
The scent of magic,
the beauty that's been
when love was wilder than the wind.

Listen to your heart
when he's calling for you.
Listen to your heart
there's nothing else you can do.
I don't know where you're going
and I don't know why,
but listen to your heart
before you tell him goodbye.

Listen to your heart, mm-mmmmmm...

I don't know where you're going
and I don't know why,
but listen to your heart
before you tell him goodbye...


xXxLyricsxXx

Hi! ^_^

Update

I've decided that I'll update each night and visit sites when I get home. It seems only fair since I barely visit and update only on Saturdays now, huh?

Kinda Depressed

I'm kind of down at the moment... You see...

I had a dream last Friday night that I finally saw my older brother and sister again. I was so unbelievably happy, even if it was a dream. I was running up to them, about to embrace and tell them how much I loved and missed them, until all of a sudden, I heard ringing.

The ringing of the hallway phone.

Then I woke up and felt like crying my eyes out. The phone kept ringing but I ignored it. I wanted to scream and cry so bad, but it was 4 in the morning and I didn't want to wake anyone up... It's been 3 fucking years!! Imagine how it feels... to... to never see your older brother or sister... They never return my calls... They never return my letters...

It's as if they don't want to remember me anymore...

I miss them. I would give anything to be with them again. Anything at all. Whatever it takes, I'm willing to give it just for them, and I don't think they realize that.

I just...

...want to see them again...

Death Note

On a lighter note, my mom finally took me to Borders. When I got there, I finally found volume 7 of Death Note. Yay. ^^ I was so sad when L died... T_T He was the hero!! The hero's not supposed to die... Dammit Raito!! *stabs Raito with a fork*

Random

I took the see-through picture code out for a little bit. I'll put it back later.

Discussion Time!

NB: *sitting quietly holding her kness to her chest*

Sirius: What's wrong with her now? She's not hyper and happy.

Remus: She's in a depressed state Sirius. Leave her be.

Sirius: DEPRESSED?!! She just saw us... ahem... KISS!! She should be all fangirly and crap!!

NB: .................

Remus: Well, she had a very nice dream until her mother's work called that night. It was...

Sirius: What? What was it?

Remus: *stares at the ground with pity* It was a dream she didn't want to wake up from...

Sirius: ...!

Remus: See that picture on the wall? The one with NB when she was a little girl with the other two people and her father?

Sirius: *looks* Yyyeah... what of it?

Remus: The girl at the top is her older sister Alicia, while the boy is her older brother, Christian. She hasn't seen them for three years Sirius.

NB: *flinch*

Sirius: Oh... so... that's why she's...?

Remus: *nods*

NB: *gets up and walks out of the room*

Remus: *stares at the closed door with a worried expression* Poor thing...

Sirius: Great... now I feel bad for insulting her that one time...

Remus: We all have things in our past we don't want to talk about, Sirius. Even you.

Sirius: ....

Remus: Anyway, I'm going to go make some coffee for her. Want some?

Sirius: *staring at the floor and doesn't reply*

Remus: ...Sirius?

Sirius: Huh? Oh! Yeah. Sure...

Remus: *nods and walks out*

Sirius: *looks up and stares at the picture* Maybe I should start being a little more... nicer to the kid...

Picture of the Day

Here is a funny picture to brighten your day, even if I can't brighten my own...
Sirius: CALL ME A MUTT AGAIN!! I DARE YOU!! Remus: Calm down... ^^;

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

~NarutoBlackmail

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Saturday, September 9, 2006


Time: 9:58 AM
Song: Sacrifice Theory
Artist: AFI
Feeling: Artistic
Drinking: Coffee

xXxLyricsxXx

Hear one thousand screams.
Hear one thousand voices.
A solitary echo.
Feel one thousand pains,
But one is receiving a bloody invitation.

Do you want to feel the warmth?
To taste the life, to taste the life
Do you want taste the life?
To taste the life, to taste the life flow?
Go, Go

Feel one thousand lost,
sinking into soft skin.
Ingest rejuvenation.
One to consume,
One to renew.
Demanded invitation.

Do you want to feel the warmth?
To taste the life, to taste the life
Do you want taste the life?
To taste the life, to taste the life flow?

I offer grace,
I offer blood.
I offer everything till my heart is crystal clear.
I offer grace,
I offer blood.
I offer everything till my heart is crystal clear.

Let me taste the life flow.

Do you want to feel the warmth?
To taste the life, to taste the life
I want to taste the life.
To taste the life, to taste the life flow.
Go, Go, Woah, Go


xXxLyricsxXx

Hi! ^_^

New Fanart

Hokuto

A request from Shireishou. ^^ I had a lot of fun drawing this guy. And I'm very happy you liked it. ^^

REQUESTS ARE CLOSED AT THE MOMENT!!

I know I just began requests, but I'm a little full right now. Actually, I only have two, but I hate making people wait (and it stresses me out), so I do a little at a time. The two requests are:

Sasori x Deidara from Naruto for Sesshomaru x Rin
Kiba x Shino from Naruto for Kira93

And I forgot to NOTE!! If you would like a request, here are some few rules you should know.

I. You MUST know me and I must know YOU
II. You must view, comment, or vote my artwork at least 2 times (NO, not for popularity, I just want to know what you guys think of it. Honestly.)
III. PLEASE PM ME FOR A REQUEST. I WILL NOT TAKE THEM IN COMMENTS!!
IV. And I'll PM you back as soon as I can!

That's about it. I should have posted that sooner...

Yaoi and School

I hate my friend John right now... He is sooo lucky. -__- Okay, it was lunch time and John went somewhere. In fact, I had no idea where he went. Then all of a sudden he comes back with this petrified look and...

Me: Uuuh... John? What's wrong?

John: I just saw two guys making out over there...

Me, Luz, and Pamela: O______O WHAT?!!! *we literally screamed that out so loud, that people started staring at us*

Me: WHAT DID THEY LOOK LIKE?!! WERE THEY HOT?!! WHAT WERE THEY WEARING?!! OMG, I HATE YOU SOOO MUCH RIGHT NOW JOHN!!

John: It's not my fault!! And no, I don't know what they were wearing!! I wasn't gonna stare at two guys screwing each other!!

Luz: What were they doing?

John: One was shoving the other against the wall and making out with him... *shudders*

Me: AAAAUUUUUGH!! I CAN'T BELIEVE WE MISSED THAT!! *hits self and screams some more*

John: I've been scarred for life... T_T

Random Standbyers: O____o;; ... *staring*

Mmmmmyyyyeaaahh.... That's what I remember happened...

Oh!! And another thing.

School has been going well so far. Not that much homework, but not to little either. Except I almost broke my back and my shoulder almost died yesterday from carrying around my Biology textbook and my HUGE-ASS binder FILLED with yaoi pictures, fanfictions, unfinished drawings, sketches, and school work. @__@ It's SO big, in fact, that everything is spilling out!! MAAAAAAAAAHHHH THE STRESS HURTS ME DX

Discussion Time!

Sam: Grrrr... *glares and growls at Remus and Sirius* LET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET!!

Remus: No. Not until you return to your normal state.

Sirius: *applying himself with bandages* Damn!! That girl can bite!! Ouch!! O_<

Sam: Ha!! Good luck!! The only way to get me back to myself would be- *stops suddenly*

Remus: Go on. You were saying?

Sam: Psh!! Like I'd tell you!!

Remus: Well, if you won't tell us, I'll just read her fournal. You keep EVERYTHING in here...

Sam: *spark* Give that back...

Remus: No. And since you keep EVERYTHING in here, you should have a way to go back to normal, right?

Sam: PUT IT DOWN!!

Remus: *flipping through the pages* Let's seee... Weird dreams... crushes... secrets... AH!! Reversing!! Here we go!! ^_^

Sam: GIVE IT BACK, YOU FUCKER!!

Remus: *reading a passage* "If I am ever not myself, and I am going over the limit of my psycho-ness, there must be two guys kissing in front of me while I am like this. If not, I will go on a killer rampage and steal all the Pocky in the world. Mmmmm... Pocky..."

Sam: *struggling to get free* GET ME OUT OF HERE!!

Sirius: Oh, great. Where are we going to find two guys to make out in front of this chick now?

Remus: Sigh... *shuts the book* You really are idiotic, aren't you?

Sirius: Wha-?

*Remus kisses Sirius on the lips*

Sirius: O_O!!

Sam/NB: Oh... shit. That's... That's really...

*tongue action*

Sam: No!! FIGHT IT!! I won't... *spark*

NB: OMFG, IT'S SO HOT!! WWEEEEEE!! SIRIUS AND REMUS KISSED!! OMG YAY!! ^______^

Remus: *pulls away* Yay! It worked!! ^^

Sirius: *is standing there, totally spaced out by the sudden kiss*

Picture of the Day

You... Are... So... DEAD

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

~NarutoBlackmail

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Monday, September 4, 2006


Time: 9:36 AM
Song: Moments
Artist: Ayumi Hamasaki
Feeling: Amused
Drinking: Coffee

xXxLyricsxXx

Japanese

kokoro ga kogatsuite
yakeru nioi ga shita
sore wa yume no owari
subete no hajimari datta

akogareteta mono wa
utsukushiku omoete
te ga todokanai kara
kagayaki o mashita no darou

kimi no kudake chitta yume no hahen ga
boku no mune o sashite
wasurete wa ikenai itami toshite kizamareteku

hana no you ni hakanai no nara
kimi no moto de sakihokoru deshou
soshite egao mitodoketa ato
sotto hitori chitteyuku deshou

kimi ga zetsubou to iu
nanofuchi ni tatasare
soko de mita keshiki wa donna mono datta no darou

ikibasho o nakushite samayotteru
mukidashi no kokoro ga
fureru no o osorete
surudoi toge harimeguraseru

tori no you ni habatakeru nara
kimi no moto e tondeyuku deshou
soshite kizu o otta sono se ni
boku no hane o sashidasu deshou

hana no you ni hakanai no nara
kimi no moto de sakihokoru deshou
soshite egao mitodoketa ato
sotto hitori chitteyuku deshou

tori no you ni habatakeru nara
kimi no moto e tondeyuku deshou
soshite kizu o otta sono se ni
boku no hane o sashidasu deshou

kaze no you ni nagareru no nara
kimi no soba ni tadoritsuku deshou
tsuki no you ni kagayakeru nara
kimi o terashitsuzukeru deshou

kimi ga mou kore ijou
nido to kowai mono o
minakute sumu no nara
boku wa nan ni demo narou


English

Your heart began to be scorched,
and there was a smell of it
It was the end of your dream,
and the start of everything

What you adored looked beautiful to you
It became even brighter because you couldn't reach it

The broken pieces of your dream
Pierce my heart
Leaving the pain
That I should never forget

If my life is transient like a flower
I'll be in full bloom by your side
And after watching your smile
I'll fall alone, quietly

How was the scenery you saw
When you were pushed into an abyss of despair

Your naked heart is wandering
Having nowhere to go
And is setting sharp thorns around
For fear of being touched

If I could flutter like a bird
I would fly to you
And offer my wing
To your wounded back

If my life is transient like a flower
I'll be in full bloom by your side
And after watching your smile
I'll fall alone, quietly

If I could flutter like a bird
I would fly to you
And offer my wing
To your wounded back

If I could flow like the wind
I would reach you
If I could shine like a moon
I would keep shining on you

I'll be anything
If it can stop you from being seized with fear


xXxLyricsxXx

Hi! ^_^

Fanart Requested

Smile

A request from KungPowChicken. Hope she likes it. ^_^

And yes, I do requests. So if you want me to draw you something, just PM me. I would draw you anything except of the following:

*sasusaku
*nejiten
*shikaino
*Anything I hate
*Offensive material to me or other people
*Any hetero pairing I dislike (go to my Fanfiction.net profile and read for yourself) Sorry people, I'm practically Heterophobic. XD;
*Anything HARD or DIFFICULT X__X

Aaaaaand... I think that's it. Why didn't I capatilize those top pairings? Because I hate them so much I refuse to do so. -__-; If you give me a request, I will PM you to let you know when I have finished it. I doubt I'll get any more though... T_T

The "Apocolypse"

Gee, I was wondering why my computer wouldn't open myOtaku site for 2 days. O_o I was all, "WTF?!! OPEN YOU SON OF A BITCH!!" Then I bit the computer monitor. XD; I'm glad they fixed the problem though!! We should all do something special for them!! I don't know what though. ^^; Hey!! They worked their asses off to keep this site running!! The least we could do is something nice for them. *crosses arms and pouts* Aaaah, well. I'll think of something... *plots*

School

Maaaaaaaahhhh..... Maybe if I lodge a pencil up my nose and into my brain, I won't have to go to school tomorrow...

MySpace

Ugh... Whenever I go on my CrapSpace account, I always noticed the bulletins people put up saying, "Im bored!! sum1 talk 2 me!" or "repost this or u will dye in 7 days". THEY'RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING!! DO THESE PEOPLE HAVE NO LIFE?!! Most of all, do they know how to spell properly? That's why I hate myspace, but there are many more reasons... I just don't have the time to name them all. I bet you're wondering, "If you hate myspace so much, why do have an account then, n00b?" It's because that's the only way I can contact my friends from school. Plus, I have a lot of friends who have problems. Like, one tried to kill herself. So I want to keep up and try to keep in touch as well.

Myspace blows more than the president does...

Discussion Time!

NB: Sirius, can you attack my PE teacher at my school in your doggy form?

Sirius: No... Why on earth would I do that?

NB: Because.

Sirius: ...

NB: What about you Remus? You're a werewolf, right?

Remus: *reading a book* Don't even get me started.

NB: -__-;; *pouts* Damn it all... I thought you were supposed to be "Man's Best Friend"?!!

Sirius: Hey!! We're human too!!

NB: *glares*

Sirius: Besides, it says we're MAN'S best friend. Not a woman's.

NB: What's wrong with women?!!

Sirius: They nag at you 24/7, boss you around, and abuse you!!

NB: That's not true!! You're thinking of drug addicts and housewives!! (no offense ladies)

Remus: *is still quietly reading his book*

Sirius: Well, I guess we should be your best friends... Since... Oh, you're a MAN and all. *smirks*

NB: ...!! *deathglares at Sirius*

Remus: O_O Sirius... You... You just crossed the line with her other half...

Sirius: Huh? Other half?

Remus: This isn't NB.... This is her psychotic half, Sam... You better run. She's going to maim you now...

Sirius: You mean... She has split personalities?

Remus: Yes, but only one. Sam is her psycho killer half, so whenever you get her mad, she- *gasps* SIRIUS!! LOOK OUT!!

Sirius: Huh?! *turns around*

NB: YAAAAAHH!! DIIIIEEEEE!! *jumps and attacks Sirius* YOU SON OF A BITCH!! YOU ARE SO DEAD!! I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR INNARDS OUT AND FEED IT TO THE DAMN BIRDS!! MOTHERFUCKER!!

Sirius: Ow!! Stop pulling my long, beautiful, shiny, bishie hair!! OW!! STOP IT!! GET OFF!!

NB: YOUR HEAD IS MINE YOU BASTARD!! *bites his ear and starts kicking him*

Sirius: AAAAAAHHHH!! REMUS!! HELP MEEEE!!

Remus: I'll go get the straight jacket...

Picture of the Day

Gazing Up

*Turns into a crow and flies away*

~NarutoBlackmail

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