Wednesday, February 1, 2006

   Random American Dad Quote
Francine: How's Your French Toast Stan?
Stan: (In A Bored Voice)Dull and Dry,(in A Happy Voice)But This American Toast is Delicious!
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Friday, January 27, 2006

   Shit Happens, Someone has to Deal With It And Who Ya Going To Call?

Peter Venkman. The Ladies' Man. Or so you think.

Face it, you have a degree in Psycology and

Parasycology but you are just immature.


What Character from GHOSTBUSTERS are You?
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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Meg: I can't believe he's over me!
Mort: I can't belive I'm out 34 grand!
Peter: I can't believe its not butter! Stick around! More Family Guy coming up!

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Lois: I'm sorry for everything that's happened Peter. I guess I'm going through a phase right now where I'm only attracted to handsome men.
Peter: Well what are we supposed to do Lois? Just admitt that there's no excitement left in our marriage, go home and spend the rest of our lives looking at each other across the breakfast table talking about how much we both like Total?
Lois: Ooh, I love Total!
Peter: Ooh, actually so do I, and it's healthy for us too. OH GOD ITS STARTIN' ALREADY!

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Sunday, January 22, 2006

   Daily Family Guy Quote
[Chris jumps on Peter's lap]
Chris: Dad, the scouts are no fun. I just want to draw. Oh, and...
[kisses Peter]
Peter: Son, I am going to stand up, walk out of this room, and we are never to speak of this again.

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Friday, January 20, 2006

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Matt Damon: Ah there. Finished. Good Will Hunting by Matt Damon.
Ben Affleck: Hey, uh, you think we could put both our names on there?
Matt Damon: What? You've done nothing but eat Breyers and smoke pot for the last six months.
Ben Affleck: Oh that's ridiculous! C'mon, I helped.
Matt Damon: Oh yeah? Okay, uh, write a line. Just, just right now, just pitch me a line. Right now.
Ben Affleck: Okay (farts). How about that?
Matt Damon: That wasn't a line. You just farted.
Ben Affleck: Is there anymore pot?

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Monday, January 16, 2006

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Gepetto: Whoops, I dropped my glasses. (Bends down, butt facing Pinochio.) Oh, by the way Pinochio, there were some cookies missing from the jar. Uh, did you take them?
Pinochio: No, pa. I didn't.
Gepetto: Are you sure you didn't?
Pinochio: No, pa. I'd never lie to you.
Gepetto: Are you sure? I mean, you could lie to me. And who knows? You may even get away with it
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Saturday, January 14, 2006

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Meg: God, I don't think I could have been any clearer the last time I turned him down.
Debra Barone: Ray, your mother insulted my steak pizziola. Again.
(Meg walks onto the screen)
Meg: Neil Goldman of Quahog, Rhode Island. Leave me alone! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
(Meg walks off screen)
Debra Barone: Anyway, your mother insulted...
Ray Barone: I don't care anymore Patty after nine seasons I just don't care. Maybe you could try not being a bitch.
(Then Debra Breaks A Glass Bottle And Slowly Go Near Ray, While Ray Walks Back Slowly.)
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Thursday, January 12, 2006

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Mafia guy: You come to me and ask me to kill a man I do not know. Now I ask you, why should I kill this "Count Chocula"?
Captain Crunch: Because that son of a bitch has been spreading lies! My cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth! With all respect
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Mayor West: MY GOD! Someone's stealing my water!
Meg: But it just went down the drain.
Mayor West: They hit when you least expect it.
(Waters plant.)
Mayor West: SHOW YOURSELVES, COWARDS! I've spent $1,000 dollars of the tax payers money trying to find these thieves and I'll spend $1,000,000 if that's what it takes!
Meg: You know, I think I have my story.
Mayor West: NO! WAIT! You can't print that! Thank God she's just a figment of my imagination.
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