Sunday, January 27, 2008

   Call Me 'Emsy-Wemsy' One More Time...

Time: 7.54 in the pm Mood: Bleh Currently: Talking to SSR and Hugo on MSN Song: Epiphany - Bowling For Soup Yay!! I commented everyone back!! *Is proud of self*. Oh, I¡¯ve decided guys, that Saturday¡¯s will be my day off XD I just need a day to chillax and have time to myself, y¡¯know?? So yeah, no internet for me on Saturday¡¯s ^^ My belly button piercing looks fab! Hahaha and yes, I might eventually put a picture of it up. Eventually. When it¡¯s fully healed and not covered in CX powder *rolls eyes*. And for those who asked, it actually didn¡¯t hurt 0_O I was soooo worried that it was gonna hurt like mad, and I asked the bloke if it would hurt and he goes ¡°you will feel some discomfort¡¦¡± and then I was like ¡°nooooooooo¡±. But when he actually did the piercing, it didn¡¯t really hurt! Which was good. Next on my list - getting my ears done again, the lobey parts. Work today¡¦ I couldn¡¯t believe it¡¦ I turned up, and Tony (the manager) grabbed my head (that isn¡¯t as random as it sounds¡¦ Actually, it was) and like, had me in a headlock, so my face was in his armpit (lovely¡¦ Not) and was rubbing the top of my head with his knuckles (a noogie, right?) and said ¡°HIIII EMSY WEMSYYY!! HOW ARE YOUUUU???! AND HOW¡¯S YOUR BELLYYYYYY?!¡±, and then he mimed hitting me in the stomach, and then my hair was messed up and static, and my head hurt *pout*. I have stupidly hyper bosses. Unfortunately, I have to cut this post short, as I think I¡¯m about to eat. Yay! Food! Love&stuff ¢¾ Emmah ¢¾ xxxxxxxx

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Friday, January 25, 2008

   BELLY BUTTON PIERCED! YAY!

Time: 8.17 in the pm Mood: Happy Currently: Trying to sway without disturbing the piercing XD Song: Apologise - Timbaland (feat. One Republic) I just wrote a whole post out, and then deleted it *pout*. But anyway!! SEVENTEEN COMMENTS *gasp*. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to come comment back anyone, as I just haven't had time today, and I won't be online for much longer today anyway. Yep. Kill me now XD Just don't hurt meh belly. I'm glad you all enjoyed my survey yesterday 0_o An my answers. Yep, I always answer every single question, just not... Seriously. I always have to joke around in them *rolls eyes*. I'll do some more in the future. If you want to read them, of course. And no, you didn't have to fill them out. Only if you wanted to. So, yah. Me and silver star rose went to Worcetser today. I initially went to get some new jeans, a top and shoes (I only found jeans XD) for tomorrow night, as I was going out with friend, but now I'm not *rolls eyes*. Anyway, we ended up at Rings and Needles. And ended up getting our belly buttons pierced ^^ I love it. Mine's a light purple colour (the piercing, not my belly button 0_o), and SSR's is a dark purple. My Mum wants hers done XD Nat from work says I'll be getting a tattoo next XD That's more than likely, actually. I really wanna get one. Oh, some kid started on us at the park. He was like, 15, and wanted a cigarette off SSR. She didn't have any, and he asked me, and I said I didn't smoke, so why would I? Then he asked how old I was. I mean, what the hell has that gotta do with anything? Anyway, I said I was 18 (because, y'know, I am) and he said "fuck are you, you lyer". WHY would I lie about that?! So I said something like, "yeah, I am actually, you stupid chav" and he said "do I look like a chav?" and I went "well, yeah, actually, you do." He threatened to break my legs, too. Let him try... I'll castrate him with my bare hands, and then slap it in his face... You can tell I'm in a happy mood tonight, can't you >=D Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Thursday, January 24, 2008

   A Random Survey To Revealll Some More About Moi

Time: 2.33 in the pm Mood: Happy Currently: Thinking about teeeaaaa Song: 1985 - Bowling For Soup •Random• What word most annoys you? Sound. It's a stupid word. What is your most overused phrase? Oh my God. Do you have a myspace? I do. Who doesnt? XbangXbangX. Do you add people you dont even know? Noooope. But they seem to add me *rolls eyes*. What's your favorite brand of clothing? Err, don't really have one 0_o Let me guess, Hollister or American Eagle of course? And they are what now? Are you jealous of anyone? Not particularly =D Do you think anyone is jealous of you? Why would they be? 0_o Do you want kids some day? Hmmm someday... If so, how many? Probably 2. Maybe 3. What do you like most about the opposite sex? Eeeeyyyyessss. Beer or Liquor? Beer sucks, so I'll say liquor. What kind? Does Vodka count? Do you have a crush on someone right now? Noooooo. Do you think anyone has a crush on you? Hahaha don't make me laugh. Put the initials of someone you think is hot. *Thinks*... JL. What song was last stuck in your head? Shaun the bloody Sheep. Whats your favorite movie of all time? Ooooh God, I dunno. Titanic? Thri13en Ghosts? Pirates of the Caribbean? Cast Away? Song? Living on a Prayer - Bon Jooooviiii. Blondes, Brunettes, or Redheads? Well... How am I answering this question?? Am I picking which ones best, or which one I prefer in the opposite sex?? Hmm, I'm naturally blonde-ish, but dye my hair brown, so they rock... But I prefer brunettes in the opposite sex =D Tan or pale? I am pale. With moles. Are you a virgin? Aye. Do you lie all the time? Nooooope. Who does that? 0_o Have you ever been so drunk you peed your pants? Nope. But that reminds me of that time at a rave... When Salmon peed on his shoe... Hahahaha. What time is it? 14.25. & what is todays date? I thought it was the 25th of Jan, but it's actually the 24th. If your in school, do you have school spirit? I never had school spirit. Whats your favorite color? Puuuurrrrple. Would you date someone that is 10 years older? Hmmm... Probably not. If I payed you 100 dollars, would you eat a can of dog food? No. Because what the hell am I gonna do with Dollars when I live in England?! Whats your screen name? For what? On Myspace it's 'Emma of the Bayles Variety', and on MSN, it is... '- Emmah - Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?'. & whats your myspace password? JesuswasaGod. No, I'm lying. Are you depressed? Do I look dperessed? Are both of your parents still alive? As far as I know, yes. Whats your favorite ice cream? Cornish vanilla. Heaven. What kind of cologne/perfume do you usually wear? I can't wear perfume because I'm allergic to it. So I wear body spray. At the moment, it's Charlie Ice Queen (I think 0_o). Deodorant? Dove. The one that doesn't show white marks on a black top XD Do you wipe from front to back, or back to front? Ok, that's just gross. Did you ever have a crush on any of your teachers? No, because all the good-looking teachers were twats. Do you wish that you were skinnier? If I were any skinnier, you wouldn't be able to see me XD What super power do you wish that you had? The ability to flyyyyy. Why? Well, because then I could fly, derrrrr. If you could tell that special someone anything, what would it be? I'm sorry, I don't swing that way. Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

   A Fart Is The Worst Thing A Cat Can Do

Time: 11.28 in the am Mood: Blank Currently: Scratching the back of my neck Song: A Beautiful Lie - 30 Seconds To Mars I wish my cat would stop farting on me. All I do is pick her up in the morning to give her a cuddle (as there’s no one else in the house) and then - PRRP! She farts. Ok, it isn’t as such loud. But it really smells. REALLY smells. Bad. Maybe it’s a sign of affection or something?? Either way, if it is or isn’t, I really wish she’d stop it. Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxx

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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

   MySpace and Bebo (I also have Facebook - but I don't know the link)

Time: 12.31 in the pm Mood: I’m awake thanks to my teeeaaaaa Currently: Singing Song: (You Want To) Make A Memory - Bon Jooooviiiiii I was reading choc-chip cookie’s post today, and commented it, and she made a very valid point. Or her friend did. I am European (and so is Miss Cookie and her friend). I never think about that. I always think “oh yeah, I’m English/British, because I live in England”. I always seem to forget that England is part of Europe XD Anyway. LOOK WHO IS BACK, POSTING, AND HAS COMMENTED?! That would be, er, moi XD Why is the one-liners continue? I’m gonna have to put it in big letters in my intro “NO ONE-LINERS OF ANY KIND! That includes comments and guestbook signings.” Talking of my intro, I’ve been meaning to change that for the past few weeks now, haven’t I? Dammit. Oooh my MySpace. Everyone feel free to add me. Ikyuu-Nyuu-Kon already did XD I wish I could help you there, love, y’know, with the transparent codes. But I used one of those websites that do everything for you, and all you have to do is chose the wallpaper XD I did look through the codes for the transparent one for you, but I failed to find it X_X http://www.myspace.com/emsallotte Bebo time! http://www.bebo.com/bon-jovis-bitch I would put them as links. But I’ve forgotten the code X_X So, unfortunatel,y you’ll have to copy and paste them *sigh*. If anyone could help me with the codes… Muchly appreciated XD I had a bad dream last night. It was about XbangXbangX. LOL. I dreamt he’d commented me and he was all pissed off, and he said he’d been doing even longer posts than normal and I hadn’t even bothered to come and read them. I think it was that dream that got me motivated today. I thought “I’m gonna come online and comment and post and stuff”. Oooh earlier, our electric went off (maybe it was because some certain parents forgot to tell me that we were running out, and never bothered to press the emergency button). And I was totally freaking out. Work on Saturday was funny. A bus kinda crashed into our delivery lorry. Don’t worry, no one was hurt, but we did laugh at the driver of the bus. The bus by the way, lost it’s front corner panelling stuff. Was VERY funny. Work on Sunday… Was just insane. I am not joking. We were all bored, stood around doing nothing, and then I was singing Shaun the Sheep, and the Ground Force song, and then we were doing the Time Warp, and then Nat and Andrea were cheerleading because we actually had customers, and then I was shouting “FEEEEEED MEEEEE!”. God knows what were going on. But when me and Nat were leaving, we were laughing like mad, because I said something really retarded (I said my Dad was ‘porked’ in Broad Street… Not parked, ‘PORKED’, and didn’t even realised I’d said it) and Andrea was like “OH MY GOD! What ARE you two on? It’s like you’re possessed or something!”. Which only made us laugh more, naturally. Flood water’s gone down now. Shame. I have pics of it on my phone, actually. I just need to find that damn cable… You know what? I get really excited when the mail comes through the door. When I hear the letterbox go, I think “oooh post!!!”. I dunno why. Maybe it’s because I want some XD The only mail I get, is statements from the bank, hospital letters, and stuff from TESCO (occasionally). That was soooooo random XD Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxx

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Monday, January 21, 2008

   Do Your Balls Hang Low, Do They Wobble To And Fro?

Time: 9.26 in the pm Mood: Giggly Song: Life's A Treat - Shaun The Sheep Currently: Singing along to Shaun The Sheep I'M SOOOOOOOOOO SORRRRRRYYY!!!! I haven't updated since Friday and I haven't done any commenting =O I've even looked at the state of my inbox and thought "bleh". I'M SOOOOOO BAAADDD!! I love this Shaun the Sheep song. I have it on my MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/emsallotte It's complete with a Kai theme (Kai theme & Shaun the Sheep song?). I dedicate the song to my father. As his name is Shaun. I'll explain my title. When I was younger (in Middle School), we all used to to sing this song: Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulders so they touch your little toes, do your balls hang low? It used to piss the teachers off something chronic. There was another song, as well... It started off: Does your dick stand high, does it reach up to the sky? But I've forgotten the rest of it =O Having fun on MSN at the moment with silver star rose. I have the "do your balls hang low" song as my name/personal message, and now we've started using our little emoticons, and we both have this one of a stick man wanging his cock back and forth. 'Tis VERY funny. Well, I have elsewhere to be (i.e. eating my pies - I'm serious. I actually have apple pies to eat. They're yummy). Love&stuff ¢¾ Emmah ¢¾ xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Friday, January 18, 2008

   *Jaws Music* Dooo dooo...

Time: 3.20 in the pm Mood: Nervy B alert! Currently: Singing along to the Ghostbusters song, as it is in my head Sorry for not updating yesterday. I came online and though "I really can't be fucked" =O I haven't replied to comments, either. Just couldn't be arsed *sigh*. Do you want to hear my mad schedule for the next few months? January 31st: Orthodontist. Again. March 10th: Dentist March 13th: OPERATION. (And I have to go to hospital roughly a week before the operation for the whole pre-op thing, where they explain what they're gonna do and stuff). Throw in my yearly eye examination coming up soon, and I'm gonna be spending more time being examined than when I'm at home haha. I was watching Cast Away the other night. Always makes me cry when he loses Wilson. I was also singing along to the Ghostbusters song earlier. "Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!" Awesomeness. Love&stuff ¢¾ Emmah ¢¾ xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

   Ivegott Nippons, W.Ankers, and Phil McCracken.

Time: 10.56 in the am Mood: Giggly Currently: Singing Song: What Hurts The Most - Cascada (yep, the song that goes absolutely mad and restarts halfway through) Commentsies. Thank you. Sies. I was absolutely wetting myself last night in bed. I was thinking of fanfics, and then I somehow started thinking of pen names. And then I thought of my own pen name: Ivegott Nippons. It still makes me giggle. And if you don¡¯t get it¡¦ Then I shall have to explain in my next post XD It reminds me a bit of: Phil McCracken. That also made me giggle, when I realised it could actually be someone¡¯s name. Just like Heat magazine are obsessed with this guy called W. Ankers. (Wankers, you get it?). And he¡¯s a real bloke! At work last night, we (being Rich, Ben and moi) were so bored, we had a mass magazine reading marathon. In other words, we were all stood around, doing nothing and reading magazines. And then when it was nearly time to close, I decided to go ¡°zoom zoom¡± on a trolley. I.e. I stood on it and rolled along going ¡°weeeeee!¡±. Rich was like ¡°when you¡¯ve quite finished¡¦ You could do something normal and take off the scratch cards.¡± I replied with ¡°but I¡¯m not normal¡± and so he came out with the lamest line ever. ¡° Yeah, you¡¯re completely off your trolley. Ba-bomsh!¡± Oh hahaha. Funny. Not. I¡¯m currently happily singing along to ¡°They¡¯re Coming To Take Me Away¡±. Not too sure why I¡¯m singing, considering I can¡¯t¡¦ But it¡¯s fun XD Why is it, that I hate cherries, and I hate cherry flavoured sweets and stuff, but I LOVE cherry Fruit Corner yoghurts? It¡¯s actually the only cherry-type thing I can stand. Weird. This funny thing happened the other night. With a spider. I guess I¡¯ll explain it, because it makes me laugh. Mum spotted this ¡°big¡± spider crawling around under my Bonsai tree (named Bert), and Mum was like ¡°EWWWW IT¡¯S GOT LEGS!¡±. And I¡¯m not a fan of spiders myself, so me and Mum were stood on the sofa and chair, and my sister came down, trying to get it, but she couldn¡¯t. So Mum rolled up a T.V. magazine, and tried swatting it, but it moved, so Mum and me both ran out of the lounge, screaming, and I locked myself in the bathroom, and Mum locked herself in the larder. But then Mum came out, and knocked on the bathroom door, and so I let her in, and re-locked it, and then I stood on the toilet (there¡¯s a gap between the door and the floor, so it could easily run in). But then Mum pushed me off the toilet, and stood on it herself. So I went and stood in the bath, which caused Mum to laugh uncontrollably. And I said something like ¡°it¡¯s rather wet in here¡± (the bath wasn¡¯t filled up with water, but there were puddles XD) just as Mum stopped laughing, so obviously, that set her off again. Also, Mum hit me round the face with a ladle-type thing yesterday in the kitchen. She got me right by the eye (and hit my glasses, too). I wasn¡¯t impressed. I think it was by accident. Hey hey hey! Good news!! I re-set the desktop computer up yesterday, and it¡¯s now on the landing, and we now have the printer re-connected to it, meaning I¡¯ll be able to do some fanart in my spare time (rather than sleeping¡¦) and upload it! Because Mum¡¯s brought the internet cable up here, too!! So I can now connect the internet to both my laptop and the desktop (with lot of switching of cables¡¦). Meaning, I might be able to do one of those voice thingies at some point XD And forever asked¡¦ Because my laptop¡¯s a Vista, it doesn¡¯t like certain software and stuff. It won¡¯t install it. I¡¯ve installed my phone thingy on the desktop, but it¡¯s not compatible with Vista (like a lot of things aren¡¯t -_-¡¯). Hence why I can only do it on the desktop. Well¡¦ I shall stop this post here. Yup. Love&stuff ¢¾ Emmah ¢¾ xxxxxxx

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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

   Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy Had No Hair

Time: Mood: Tired Currently: Yawning Comments¡¦ Thank you. Repliedified to them. I¡¯m a tad tired, because I was wasting my energy at midnight last night. That could sound dodgy. Anyway, I was attempting (and failing) to tidy my room. Yes. At midnight. So, today I am going to do something really worthwhile (which will last for at least a day) and finish off tidying my room, and then moving my books around. More like moving my mangas around. I have a bookshelf, and it has four shelves. On the top shelf, is a load of random crap. On the second shelf, are my mangas. On the third shelf, are my other various non-manga books, and on the bottom shelf, are my DVD¡¯s, some CD¡¯s, and some games boxes (the games themselves have probably walked off into my sister¡¯s room). And on the floor next to the bookshelf are: more mangas. Yup. I have so many mangas now, that they won¡¯t all fit on one shelf. So I will have to re-arrange the whole damn thing. Did I mention I bought more mangas yesterday? That¡¯s why they won¡¯t all fit on one shelf. My Mum wasn¡¯t particularly happy about me dragging her off to Waterstones, either. And it was raining. Talking of rain (all I seem to talk about recently is the bloody weather 0_o), we¡¯re due for more heavy rain tonight (yep, as well as last night, and the night before, and the night before that¡¦). But the river has gone down more (to my great disappointment). So I doubt it will flood (my new plan: think it won¡¯t flood, so it will flood! Brill!). Have I got anything else to say¡¦? No? Oh, I was on Talim-Of-The-Wind¡¯s site, and she has one of those voice recording thingies. I was thinking of doing one, but, the problem is, that my phone will only connect to the desktop computer (damn this Vista laptop!)(but I love my laptop anyway), and the desktop doesn¡¯t actually have the internet connected to it anymore (hahaha the laptop has it all). Anyway, why would you wanna here a mad English girl ramble on about pants? And laugh manically? You really wouldn¡¯t want that. Love&stuff ¢¾ Emmah ¢¾ xxxxxxx

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Monday, January 14, 2008

   Spongebob Nudiepants

Time: 6.41 in the pm Mood: Pissed Off Currently: Nursing a headache 14 comments yesterday =O Thank you soooooo much, my brill chums! That¡¯s probably the most I¡¯ve got in a while now =O Of course, I¡¯m always appreciative to however many comments I get (even if it does take me a couple of hours to comment back XD). The river didn¡¯t flood last night. It actually went down, which was good. But now we¡¯re due for more heavy rain tonight, and lots of it. So it¡¯ll hopefully flood tonight, and then I won¡¯t be able to get to work tomorrow XD Plan. So, the Orthodontist. Was a complete waste of my time. My new consultant¡¦ Hadn¡¯t even turned up. She was new and was supposed to start working there today - and she didn¡¯t turn up. So, instead, I met the woman who would be operating on me. She was nice, and apologised because me going was a waste of time. Anyway, she gave me the number to her secretary, and told me I need to phone him up so I could make an appointment for my op. She said once I¡¯d made the appointment, I¡¯ll need to phone the Orthodontist back up, to make another appointment, so we can figure out which 2 other teeth I¡¯m gonna have out (I¡¯m having 4 out in all =O). But it just depends when the new consultant decides to start. Hmm¡¦ I¡¯m hungry. I haven¡¯t had anything to eat since this morning. And all I had then was a yoghurt for breakfast. After the rather pointless visit to the Ortho people, Mum took me into the town centre (and we got lost trying to get there¡¦), and we went shopping (ish)! I bought a new pair of jeans (which I think aren¡¯t long enough, so I may have to return them *rolls eyes*), and a new Spongebob t-shirt. I love Spongebob. It¡¯s yellow, and has a picture of him naked, and holding his bits, and above that it says ¡°Spongebob Nudiepants¡±. I love it. Off to possibly find something to eat (yummy¡¦ Toast?), as I¡¯m so hungry, that I¡¯m starting to feel sick (some of you might eat more than me, though, so you might no know what that feeling is - but I assure you, it¡¯s not nice). And to watch Beyblade! Woohoo!! I¡¯m gonna watch episode 50, which only leaves ep 51 left in the serious to watch. And then it¡¯s the end =O BUT NEVER FEAR! There are still two more seasons to go XD Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxxxxxxxx P.S. I just checked the Beyblade section of fanart, e-cards and so on. I submitted an e-card by the way. I just checked the e-cards, and someone's submitted an e-card after me, using the EXACT same picture. I'm pissed off, now.

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