Sunday, November 30, 2003

Parental Guidance Suggested

Alright, well since it has been so long since I have posted, I figured I should put up something! I hope everyone’s doing well. Nikki, forgive me for not stopping by your site recently. And, I apologize to everyone else for my absence too. What to say? Hmm. I’m not going to even start about my day. I don’t wish to cuss in this post. Oh, I know, Pirates of the Caribbean comes out soon! Hurray!

Welcome to THAT Heero! Our new champion!

And, in accordance with my mood tonight, a motivational picture. Take that you do good-ers! Muahah!

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Thursday, November 20, 2003

This is for mireiyu!

My #1 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Which Kevin Smith Movie are you?, is Dogma

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500 Visits!!!!!

Wow!! Thanks everyone! You guys are awesome!!

Now for a little humor. In salute to The Two Towers extended version coming out and the Return of the King soon to come, I’m going for a little LotR’s humor. These excerpts are from the Ask The Witch-King of Agmar online journal. This guy is great!

Ask The Witch-King TTT edition:

Dear Witch-King of Angmar

I think I'm rather upset. I was waxing my eyebrows in Lothlorien when that bitch Galadriel hauled me off by the ear and ordered me to go help a bunch of smelly humans fight against even smellier orcs. While I was rather happy for a chance to wear my armor (it brings out the color of my eyes) I was a bit upset when she sent my troops and I off with barely enough Pantene to make the trip. Things have taken a turn for the worse with my unexpected death, and the last thing I saw was the Man Who Would Be Grubby, who sweated on me in a most abominable fashion. There's just something wrong with this picture, I know it - as I sneer down at the living from high above now, I can't help but feel that this wasn't supposed to happen...

Excuse Me, But I'm Supposed To Live

Dear EMBISTL -
Dead on, sport. I suggest you find the screenwriters and kill them posthaste. Revenge ought to make an eternity without haircare products seem a bit more bearable.

Best of Luck
The Witch-King of Angmar

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Dear Witch-King of Angmar

Well, I thought I was in trouble, having lost all but two of my admirers, but I managed to pick up several more, one of which is a King. A bit old and moldy for me, and definitely not as big of a king as I'll be some day, but not too bad. Sadly enough, now that I've finally gotten rid of that bossy elf maid, I've got an equally annoying wench sniffing around at me. We all got plastered after the battle was done, and I spent a fun evening of being hit on and having my stubble worshipped by a rather cute Rohrrim until she showed up and tried to ruin it all. What is a graceful and suitably kingly way to tell her to bugger off and stop bothering me every time I even look at her cousin?

Still Not King, But Some Day...

Dear SNKBSD -
Remember, you just can't argue with tradition. Repeat after me: Off with her head.

Best of Luck
The Witch-King of Angmar

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Dear Witch-King of Angmar

We only wants to do what is bestes for us. We listens to analyst. We tries, precious, we tries. But now bad man stands in way of therapies. Bad Smeagol not let Gollum wring little neckses like taughts to in anger management classes. Disgusting Smeagol likes hobbitses! Nasty pervy Smeagol.

Bad Smeagol Not Let Have Fun

Dear BSNLHF
Just kill the bad Smeagol. Throwing him off a cliff would be ideal.

You have got to be kidding me
The Witch-King of Angmar

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Dear Witch-King of Angmar

I'm feeling a little confused. I've been hiking through the mountains with my gardner, just the two of us (well, three if you count Gollum, but I certainly don't). It's been rough going for the most part, but he's been keeping a good eye on me, bless him. Well, yesterday we found a rather steep hill, so he got out the rope so we could tie ourselves together for more security. He got pretty fancy with my knots, though, and I don't think it was entirely necessary for my hands to be tied behind my back - if nothing else, it made balancing a bit hard. I've enclosed a picture to better exemplify. (That was the other thing - he took pictures!) He keeps urging me to put on the ring for him too, just once, watching me all the time. Any idea what's going on?

Hobbit Confused About Many Things

Dear HCAMT -

You know, put this stuff on the internet and you'll make some good money. But really, he's just looking out for you. Why don't you put that ring on for him, just once, as a reward for him being such a good friend. Trust good ol' Uncle Witch-King of Angmar...

Best of Luck
The Witch-King of Angmar

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Tuesday, November 18, 2003

Sorry I didn’t post again last night. I sorta forgot, but I’m here now!

Wow Modern Science, Thanks! - Keeping us informed for the benefit of society.

According to a study at the Milton Hershey Medical Center at Penn State University, “One night of disrupted sleep can alter a person’s chemical balance, causing daytime fatigue.”

Wow, I didn’t know that! Thanks guys!

A study by psychologists at Britain’s university of Manchester Institute of Science and Technology found that, “People who manage time better are less likely to have tasks left undone at the end of the day.”

Jeez, that’s what I’ve been doing wrong this whole time! Who knew?

And to close it off – a piece of useless info. (Come on, I know some of you will try this. ^_^)

You can play Jingle Bells on the phone by hitting: 333, 333, 35123, 44444443, 3321… 5, 333, 333, etc.

EDIT: Oops, I was going to give you a quote and I forgot, here it goes:

It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas,
half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

This ones for you SG!

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Monday, November 17, 2003

I know I haven’t gotten to everyone’s site recently and I’m sorry. I am trying, but being sick sucks. Well kids, the quote was the comedian George Carlin. That’s where my new one under my avi comes from also. Hmm, giving someone like me a remote like that would be quite dangerous.

Heeru, I am enjoying our chats! ^_^ You’re so cool! And Molly, Someguy thanks for listening to my bitching last night. I don’t think I feel any better, but my eternal good mood is back. Thanks you three! ^_^

Oh, and did you know whale hunting is illegal in Oklahoma? You have to be careful with all those oceans in that state, don’t you know?

And coming up, when I get back tonight, Shanny’s Wow, Thanks Modern Science section.

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Sunday, November 16, 2003

Shanny's feeling bad...

I have been so sick today it’s awful. The thing that made my day, though, was when I was in the mall today, the veterans were there doing their fundraiser for disabled combat vets and I talked to them for like an hour. I was going to buy one of their beaded necklaces and looked through the stuff and picked out a cute shiny one with patches of yellow beads. I chose that one and then, the best part, they told me to take it. The one guy said that I had an open and wonderful personality and they gave it to me on the condition that I stay that way. I was so surprised! I could have hugged them! They were such sweet guys. Anyway, so how was everyone’s day?

Wow, most of you got Willow! Go you! *gives everyone pocky whether they knew it or not*

Okay, now away from movies. Willow was a little too easy. Try this one. Hint: It’s a comedian.

Quote: ”Those who dance are considered insane by those who can’t hear the music.”

Oh, and heeru, it was so fun talking to ya! We must do it again! ^_^

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Howdy everyone. I'll be back to make a real post after work. Just thought I would give you something to guess at while I was away. Hint: It's from the 80's.

Quote: "I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived."

If you get, I'll give you some pocky!

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Saturday, November 15, 2003

Another day...

Howdy everyone! I think I’m getting sick, blah. And I’m stressed and a little down today, but I will get over it. Since I really don’t have anything interesting, I’m just going to post one of my favorite songs to listen to when blue. I always liked this song and, being a Johnny Cash fan, was thrilled when he re did it. Either version is great though, his or the original.

Hurt by Nine Inch Nails

I hurt myself today
to see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
the only thing that's real
the needle tears a hole
the old familiar sting
try to kill it all away
but I remember everything
what have I become?
my sweetest friend
everyone I know
goes away in the end
you could have it all
my empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
I wear my crown of shit
on my liar's chair
full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
beneath the stain of time
the feeling disappears
you are someone else
I am still right here
what have I become?
my sweetest friend
everyone I know
goes away in the end
you could have it all
my empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
if I could start again
a million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

And I'm sorry if I don't get to everyone's site tonight. I will try.

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Friday, November 14, 2003

   Hahaha...

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And now… The Infamous Loser Part:

Well, since molletta put up a random part I have to share also! It was such great fun! Be fair warned though… confusion reins here. lol. And SG, poor guy, we just like to pick on him.

Shandrial1: sounds right?!?! Us being losers?!
.some//GUY: I'm talking about the mO pages!
Mole: Whatever, you think we're losers...
Mole: *sobs*
Shandrial1: he does
Shandrial1: *sobs*
Mole: I'm telling Flint!
Shandrial1: I don't have anyone to tell - ok, I'm telling Helena!
.some//GUY: . . . . . . why you twisting what I say around like that?
Mole: It's easy and fun!
.some//GUY: Mmm . . . I was about to say that it was confusing me . . .
Shandrial1: twisting? me? I don't twist
Mole: Besides, we're girls, it's what we do!
Shandrial1: too much
.some//GUY: Oh yeah . . .
Shandrial1: yeah... wait... what happens if we say yes?
Mole: Yes to what, now I'm confused...
Mole: :S
.some//GUY: . . . . . . yes . . .
Shandrial1: That we're losers I think...

And Mole, I don’t think you’re a loser! *sobs*

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