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Sunday, May 7, 2006
The difference between friends and best friends...
Dear Friends,
Read this......
Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: Calls your parents Dad and Mom.
Friend: Has never seen you cry.
Best friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry
on.
Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink.
Best friend: Opens the fridge and make him/herself at
home.
Friend: Asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: They ask you for their number (cuz they
can't
remember).
Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives
it back.
Best Friend: Has a closet full of your stuff.
Friend: Only knows a few things about you.
Best friend: Could write a biography on your life
story.
Friend: Would leave you if that is what the crowd is
doing. Best friend: Will always go with
you.
Friend: Would delete this letter.
Best Friend: Will send this back to me and all of
their special friends.
Friends Forever! Written with a pen. Sealed with a
kiss. If you are my friend, please answer this: Are
we friends or are we not? You told me once, but I
forgot.. So tell me now and tell me true. So I can
say, I am here for you. Of all the friends I've ever
met, You're the ones I won't forget..
Show your friends how much you care.....Send
this to everyone you consider a friend, including the
one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then
you, then you'll Know you have a circle of friends!
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Thursday, May 4, 2006
Gakuen Alice (Alice Academy) Photos
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It was at a sports stadium.
Eight Children were standing on the track to
participate in the running event.
* Ready! * Steady! * Bang!!!
With the sound of Toy pistol, all eight girls started running.
Hardly have they covered ten to fifteen steps, one of the smaller girls
slipped and fell down,
due to bruises and pain she started crying.
When
other seven girls heard this sound, stopped running, stood for a while and
turned back, they all ran back to the place where the girl fell down.
One among them bent, picked and kissed the girl gently and enquired
'Now pain must have reduced'. All seven girls lifted the fallen girl,
pacified
her, two of them held the girl firmly and they all seven joined hands
together and walked together and reached the winning post.
Officials were shocked. Clapping of thousands of spectators filled the
stadium.
Many eyes were filled with tears and perhaps it had reached the GOD even!
YES. This happened in Hyderabad [INDIA], recently!
The sport was conducted by National Institute of Mental Health.
All these special girls had come to participate in this event and they are
spastic children.
Yes, they were mentally retarded Challenged.
What did they teach this world?
Teamwork?
Humanity?
Equality among all?????
Successful people help others who are slow in learning so that they are
not
felt far behind. This is really a great message... spread it!
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006
My name is Sleezy Dippinface....
MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT LINE.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU
>>FIND OUT
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>>WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS .
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>>We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
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>>Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you
>>know
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>>including the person that sent it to you.
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>>Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
>>silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a
>>lot more stressful days than not.
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>>Here is your dose of humor...
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>>A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
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>>B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
>>forward it
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>>to friends and family and co-workers.
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>>Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent! it to you,
>>so they
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>>know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager
>> is now
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>>known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
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>>The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain
>>Underpants And
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>>the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which
>>the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
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>>1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new
>>first
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>>name:
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>>a = snickle
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>>b = doombah
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>>c = goober
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>>d = cheesey
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>>e = crusty
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>>f = greasy
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>>g = dumbo
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>>h = farcus
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>>i = dorky
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>>j = doofus
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>>k = funky
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>>l = boobie
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>>m = sleezy
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>>n = sloopy
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>>o = fluffy
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>>p = stinky
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>>q = slimy
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>>r = dorfus
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>>s = snooty
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>>t = tootsie
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>>u = dipsy
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>>v = sneezy
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>>w = liver
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>>x = skippy
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>>y = dinky
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>>z = zippy
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>>2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
>>half of
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>>your new last name:
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>>a = dippin
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>>b = feather
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>>c = batty
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>>d = burger
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>>e = chicken
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>>f = barffyg = lizard
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>>h = waffle
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>>i = farkle
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>>j = monkey
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>>k = flippin
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>>l = fricken
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>>m = bubble
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>>n = rhino
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>>o = potty
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>>p = hamster
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>>q = buckle
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>>r = gizzard
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>>s = lickin
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>>t = snickle
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>>u = chuckle
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>>v = pickle
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>>w = hubble
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>>x = dingle
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>>y = gorilla
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>>z = girdle
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>>3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
>>half of your new last name:
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>>a = butt
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>>b = boob
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>>c = face
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>>d = nose
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>>e = hump
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>>f = breath
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>>g = pants
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>>h = shorts
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>>i = lips
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>>j = honker
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>>k = head
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>>l = tush
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>>m = chunks
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>>n = dunkin
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>>o = brains
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>>p = biscuits
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>>q = toes
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>>r = doodle
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>>s = fanny
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>>t = sniffer
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>>u = sprinkles
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>>v = frack
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>>w = squirt
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>>x = humperdinck
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>>y = hiney
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>>z = juice
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>>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy
>>Chucklefanny.
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About the thing below....
You might see a failed attempt of script below me....below the post...
I tried to use some javascript that I learned...
Supposed to be..if you put your mouse over the picture (no, aya, a pop-up won't come out) the picture will change....You can currently see a button that I made for akkaime, aya's site. It is supposed to change into the button for my site....oh well....i'll keep looking for better javascript. Sometimes, javascript just doesn't work on MyO....sumtyms it does though...egh!!!
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Friday, April 28, 2006
Just hope this works....
OnMouseOut="monitor.src=first.src"
OnMouseOver="monitor.src=second.src">
I'm trying sumthing here....
put your mouse over the pic....
that's all...
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An Indian mailed Bill Gates....(0 - 0;)
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.
3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur
money.
9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?
Best regards,
Banta Singh
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The funny President of India...and his teacher without a brain!!!?!?!?!
DONT MISS TO READ THIS STORY:
AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION .
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem
science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and .....
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is
this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fellow. Is God
good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From...God...
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
Student does not answer.
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible
things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
Student has no answer.
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the
world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have
you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science
says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega
heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything
called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we
can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is
only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold.
Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of
it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You
can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light....But if
you
have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't
it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make
darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is
life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the
concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science
can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has
never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that
death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of
life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a
monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of
course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the
argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work
and
cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not
teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The
class is in uproar.)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's
brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain,
felt
it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to
the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science
says that you have no brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face
unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student: That is it sir... The link between man & god is FAITH. That is all
that keeps things moving & alive.
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NB: I believe you have enjoyed the conversation...and if so...you'll
probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same...won't you?
...... . this is a true story, and the
student was none other than.........
Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam, the present president of India.
"Lets start a day with positive thought and with faith in Almighty"
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Someone is out there....
Somebody
Right now at this very minute-----------
someone
is very proud of you
someone
is thinking of you
someone
wants to talk to you
someone
wants to be with you
someone
hopes you aren't in trouble
someone
is thankful for the support you have
provided
someone
wants to hold your hand
someone
hopes everything turns out all right
someone
wants you to be happy
someone
wants you to find them
someone
is celebrating your successes
someone
wants to give you a gift
someone
think you ARE a gift
someone
hopes you are not too cold, or too hot
someone
wants to lavish you with small gifts
someone
admires your strength
someone
is thinking of you and smiling
someone
wants to be your shoulder to cry on
someone
wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun
someone
thinks the world of you
someone
wants to protect you
someone
would do anything for you
someone
wants to be forgiven
someone
is grateful for your forgiveness
someone
wants to laugh with you about old times
someone
remembers you and wishes you were there
someone
is praising God for you
someone
needs to know that your love is unconditional
somebody
values your advice
someone
wants to tell you how much they care
someone
wants to stay up watching old movies with
you
someone
wants to share their dreams with you
someone
wants to hold you in their arms
someone
wants YOU to hold them in your arms
someone
treasures your spirit
someone
wishes they could STOP time because of
you
someone
praises God for your friendship and lov
e
someone
can't wait to see you
someone
wishes that things didn't have to change
someone
loves you for who you are
someone
loves the way you make them feel
someone
wants to be with you
someone
is hoping they can grow old with you
someone
hears a song that reminds them of you
someone
wants you to know they are there for you
someone
is glad that you're their friend
someone
wants to be your friend
someone
stayed up all night thinking about you
someone
is alive because of you
someone
is remorseful after losing your
friendship
someone
is wishing that you would notice them
someone
wants to get to know you better
someone
believes that you are their soul mate
someone
wants to be near you
someone
misses your guidance and advice
someone
values your guidance and advice
someone
needs you to send them this letter
someone
needs your support
someone
needs you to have faith in them
someone
needs you to let them be your friend
someone
will cry when they read this
Somebody
Right now at this very minute-----------
someone
is very proud of you
someone
is thinking of you
someone
wants to talk to you
someone
wants to be with you
someone
hopes you aren't in trouble
someone
is thankful for the support you have
provided
someone
wants to hold your hand
someone
hopes everything turns out all right
someone
wants you to be happy
someone
wants you to find them
someone
is celebrating your successes
someone
wants to give you a gift
someone
think you ARE a gift
someone
hopes you are not too cold, or too hot
someone
wants to lavish you with small gifts
someone
admires your strength
someone
is thinking of you and smiling
someone
wants to be your shoulder to cry on
someone
wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun
someone
thinks the world of you
someone
wants to protect you
someone
would do anything for you
someone
wants to be forgiven
someone
is grateful for your forgiveness
someone
wants to laugh with you about old times
someone
remembers you and wishes you were there
someone
is praising God for you
someone
needs to know that your love is unconditional
somebody
values your advice
someone
wants to tell you how much they care
someone
wants to stay up watching old movies with
you
someone
wants to share their dreams with you
someone
wants to hold you in their arms
someone
wants YOU to hold them in your arms
someone
treasures your spirit
someone
wishes they could STOP time because of
you
someone
praises God for your friendship and lov
e
someone
can't wait to see you
someone
wishes that things didn't have to change
someone
loves you for who you are
someone
loves the way you make them feel
someone
wants to be with you
someone
is hoping they can grow old with you
someone
hears a song that reminds them of you
someone
wants you to know they are there for you
someone
is glad that you're their friend
someone
wants to be your friend
someone
stayed up all night thinking about you
someone
is alive because of you
someone
is remorseful after losing your
friendship
someone
is wishing that you would notice them
someone
wants to get to know you better
someone
believes that you are their soul mate
someone
wants to be near you
someone
misses your guidance and advice
someone
values your guidance and advice
someone
needs you to send them this letter
someone
needs your support
someone
needs you to have faith in them
someone
needs you to let them be your friend
someone
will cry when they read this
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What a 17-year old put on his Resume.....
This Kid will go far…
This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s restaurant in Florida; and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Censored
DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I’m worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and ‘post-it’ notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Of course. That’s why I’m applying.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 – 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO 50lbs?: 50lbs. of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries
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