Jump to User:

myOtaku.com: 2kReturner

My Avatar

Cool Links:

The Street Fighter Galleries

My photo gallery
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

   Heh! Heh heh!

Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don't get no spendin' cash
If you don't scrub that kitchen floor
You ain't gonna rock and roll no more
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Just finish cleanin' up your room
Let's see that dust fly with that broom
Get all that garbage out of sight
Or you don't go out Friday night
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

You just put on your coat and hat
And walk yourself to the laundromat
And when you finish doin' that
Bring in the dog and put out the cat
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Don't you give me no dirty looks
Your father's hip; he knows what cooks
Just tell your hoodlum friend outside
You ain't got time to take a ride
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, yakety yak

Comments (2) | Permalink

Yakety Yak! Don't talk back!
Can't get that song outta my head. Although its a REALLY old school song like back in the 50s and 60s, im anxious to find the lyrics to it.

In other news, part 3 of 2kR's Weakest link is up later on in the week! It's a good thin I don't have to think up as many questions now ey mates?

Comments (2) | Permalink

Tuesday, February 7, 2006

Weakest Link Part 2
2kReturner: Welcome back to part 2 of The Weakest link! Since there is no strongest link, I am forced to start the person to my left, that be you Mallow!

1. In Melee, The B button executes what attack for Captain Falcon?
Mallow: Falcon kick.
2k: Wrong! Falcon punch.

2. Princess Toadstool’s first name was released in what game?
Zelda: ... ...Super Mario bros 1 (Sheik: Super Mario 64)!
2k: ...Correct!

3. The Phantasm is the smash and B attack of what Super Smash bros. Character?
Nana: Falco.
2k: Correct!

4. The Bullet Blaster (Falcon: Bank!)[1000]is a vehicle is what game?
Falcon: ... ...Super Mario world!
2k: Wrong! Mario Kart double dash!

5. Driving on a track over the ocean is the setup of what board in F-Zero?
Daisy: ... ...Big blue!
2k: Correct!

6. In Melee, Ganondorf has how many doubles?
King Koopa: 1!
2k: Correct!

7. Ganondorf had a giant bird in what Zelda game?
Roy: Link to the Past!
2k: Wrong! The Windwaker!

8. Mario is given a title of what game?
Mallow: Super Mario Sunshine!
2k: correct!

9. Playing 1000 versus mode (Zelda: Bank!)[500] matches gives you what character is Melee?
Zelda: Young Link! (Sheik: Game and Watch!)
2k: *Raises an eyebrow* Correct!

10. Nimbus Land is a place in what game?
Nana: Kirby 64!
2k: Wrong! Super Mario RPG!

11. The Sword of Seals is based off of what sword style?
Falcon: Eastern!
2k: Wrong! Western.

12. The Sword dance of Marth and Roy produces how many variations?
Daisy: 5
2k: Wrong! 8.

13. In Melee, Who is the most devastating between Master Hand and Crazy Hand?
Koopa: Master Hand!
2k: Wrong! Crazy Hand.

14. In Melee, after playing versus mode with all default characters, what character will you face?
Roy: Marth!
2k: Correct!

15. In Melee, what is the title of the last match?
Mallow: The Showdown!
2k: Correct!

16. In Melee, in order to get the Battlefield level what mode must you complete?
Sheik: All Star!
2k: Correct!

17. In Japanese, what is Super Smash bros. Melee’s title?
Nana: ....Dai-Rantou Smash bros.
2k: Wrong! Dairantô Smash Brothers DX.

18. Marth is the decendent of what Legendary Fire Emblem hero?
Falcon: Linoan!
2k: Wrong! Anri.

19. “Doesn't it seem I am the victor?” Are the Victory English translation words of what Super Smash bros. Melee Character?
Daisy: Marth!
2k: Correct!

20. How many more boards (Koopa: Bank!)[500] are there in Melee than in Super Smash Bros?
Koopa: 19!
2k: Correct!

21. In Super Metroid, no damage from Super heated and Sub-Zero rooms is the benifit of this suit.
Roy: .... ....(Shakes head) Gravity!
2k: Wrong! Varia.

(Weakest link sound)

2k: Ok! At the end of Round 1, you manage to bank a measly 2000 dollars. That number will be carried onto the next round. Has the jury reached a verdict?! Time to vote off, the weakest link!

Analyzer: Falcon is the Weakest Link and statistically, Sheik *Ehem* Zelda is the strongest link. Who will be voted off? Time to find out!

Roy: Falcon
Koopa: Falcon
Daisy: Roy
Falcon: Zelda
Nana: Zelda
Zelda: Roy (Sheik: Zelda!)
Mallow: Zelda! (Crowd: Ooh!)

2k: (Looks to Falcon) You didn't show your moves this time Falcon! (Crowd: HaHa HaHa Ha!)

Falcon: ...
2k: Why Sheik I mean Zelda?
Falcon: Her alterego is annoying!

2k: Ewwkaay... (Looks to Sheik) It looks like the Shinobi isn't stealthy enough! (Crowd: *Snicker*) Everdently, someone *ehem* some people don't like ninjas. Especially ones who are Bi-Polar (AKA: Split personality) Tomboys! (Crowd: *Chuckle*) I stand as the Shinobi player killer. You are the weakest link, goodbye!

Sheik's end round thoughts: Doesn't mean I can still merk them harder in melee combat. (Zelda: And Link couldn't save me this time!)

2k: 1 person has been voted off and 6 still remain. Find out who will go next on... The Weakest Link!

Comments (1) | Permalink

Monday, January 30, 2006

   The Weakest Link!
Host: Welcome to The Weakest Link! I'm your host, 2kReturner! ...And today's Contestants are...

"Lord Roy Eliwood of Fire Emblem"
"King Koopa from Super Mario bros."
"Lord Ganondorf from Zelda"
"Hi, I'm Princess Daisy, from Super Mario Land"
"Captain Falcon from F-Zero!"
"Nana from Ice Climbers (Popo waves at camera from the audience in the background)
"Sheik (Turns into Zelda) No... Princess Zelda! (Flashes back to Sheik) *Sigh* from Zelda..."
"Prince Mallow from Super Mario RPG"

2k: In these rounds, you each will answer a question. Get it right and you will advance up the money chain. In order to increase the amount you have, you must say "Bank". After this, the chain starts over. However, if you get a question wrong, you start over, getting no money!

We will start with the person furthest from my right. That's you, Roy.

1. What is Mario and Luigi’s last name?
Roy: ...Mario!
2k: Correct!

2. What are the Ice Climbers’ weapons Super Smash Bros. Melee
Koopa: Ice!
2k: No. The correct Answer is the Mallet

3. The Sword of Seals belongs to what Fire Emblem character?
Ganondorf: (Looks to Roy's Sword hilt) Roy!
Marth: (In the background) You looked, cheater!
2k: Correct!

4. The Koopa kids (Daisy: Bank!)[500] were the bosses of what game?
Daisy: Super Mario bros. 3!
2k: Wrong! Super Mario World.

5. Samurai Goroh is a character in what game?
Falcon: F-Zero!
2k: Correct!

6. Culex is a boss of what game?
Nana: Donkey Kong Country!
2k: No! Super Mario RPG.

7. How many worlds (Zelda: Bank!)[0] are there in the game Zelda A Link to the past?
Sheik: 1 (Zelda: No, 2!)
2k: Wrong! It's 2!

8. Adieu is the saying of what Super Mario character?
Mallow: Toadofsky!
2k: Correct!

9. Baby Luigi (Roy: Bank!)[500] first appears in what game?
Roy: Super Mario Word
2k: Wrong! Super Mario World 2.

10. Marth is the Exiled prince of what Fire Emblem Kingdom?
Koopa: Altea!
2k: Correct!

11. Wario appeared first in what video game?
Ganondorf: Super Mario Land 2!
2k: Yes!

12. The Mario glove is a weapon for what Super Mario RPG character?
Daisy: ... ...Geno! (Gets hit with Mario)
2k: No. Bowser!
Bowser: *Blows rasperries at Daisy*

13. The Falchion belongs to what Fire Emblem character?
Falcon: ...Hector!
2k: No! The answer is Marth!

14. The smash attack on Super Smash bros. Melee is executed by pressing what button at the same time with the directional pad?
Nana: A!
2k: Correct!

15. Shadow Mario appeared in what game?
Sheik: Super Mario Sunshine! (Zelda: 64!)
2k: Yes!

16. The real name for Mute City is what?
Mallow: Mutant City!
2k: Correct!

17: The Endless Stairs (Roy: Bank!)[1500] appear in what game?
Roy: Luigi's Mansion!
2k: Wrong! Super Mario 64.

18. Hovering in the air, spinning, and laughing at the same time is the description of a taunt to what Super Smash bros. Melee character?
Koopa: Ganondorf!
2k: Correct!

19. Birdo appears (Ganondorf: Bank!)[500] in what game?
Ganondorf: Super Mario bros. 2!
2k: Correct!

20. The FLUUD (Daisy: Bank!)[500]is a tool used in what game?
Daisy: ...Wario Land!
2k: Wrong! Super Mario Sunshine!

21: “For those I protect… I can’t lose!” Are the Victory English translation words of what Super Smash bros. Melee Character?
Falcon: ... ... ...(Shakes head)Marth!
2k: Wrong! Roy!

22. The shield breaker belongs to what character in Super Smash bros. Melee?
Nana: ...Roy!
2k: Wrong! Marth is the correct answer!

23: How many Mario Kart games have been released?
Sheik: 3 (Zelda: 4!)
2k: No! The correct answer is 4!

24: Bukki is the Japanese name of what character in Super Mario RPG?
Mallow: ......Ponchinello!
2k: Wrong! Booster!

(Weakest Link sound)

2k: Ok! At the end of Round 1, you manage to bank a pathetic total of 3500 dollars. That number will be carried onto the next round. With that said, its time to vote off the Weakest Link!

Analyzer: Daisy is the Weakest Link and statistically, Ganondorf is the strongest link. Who will be voted off? Time to find out!

Roy: Daisy!
Koopa: Daisy!
Ganondorf: Sheik!
Daisy: Ganondorf!
Falcon: Mallow!
Nana: Ganondorf!
Sheik: Ganondorf! (Zelda: Daisy!) [Crowd: *Gasps*]
Mallow: Sheik!

2k: (Looks to Sheik) Sheik... You remind me of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde! (Crowd: *Laughs*) Why Ganondorf?

Sheik: Cuz he made me what I am today!

2k: Or is it because you couldn't help Link cause he was in trouble one time? (Looks to Daisy) Daisy... Geno throwing Mario Around? Imagine that! Wait, you just did... Earlyier! (Crowd: *Laughs*) Why Ganondorf?

Daisy: Cuz' he deems! (Crowd: *Laughs*)

2k: But can't that be said about all Zelda characters?

Daisy: Mmm... Yeah...

2k: (Looks to Ganondorf) Ganondorf!
Unfortunately, in a democracy, a dictator is at the mercy of the people! You are indeed, The Weakest Link! Goodbye!

Ganondorf's end round thoughts: No doubt about it why they voted me off! Doesn't matter. If I catch one of them visiting my domain... It's over!

2k: 1 person has been voted off and 7 still remain. Find out who will go next on... The Weakest Link!

Comments (1) | Permalink

» Archives