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Sunday, December 5, 2004





Chocolate for everyone! Everyone come and grab some! One per person please... I said one per person!!

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Bad Guy
Bad Guy


What is your anime occupation? (pics)
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Blue Seed




Blue Seed is about Momji who seems like a regular schoolgirl, but what she doesn't know is that she is actually a descendant of the Kushinada Dynasty. Momji is destined to save the world from plant monsters called Aragami. This is because Kushinada princesses have a special property in their blood that can be used to put the Aragami to an eternal sleep. Unfortunately, this particular usage of their blood entails that the princesses be sacrificed! One day Momji is accosted by a strange plant-man named Mamoru Kusanagi who, after making some rude remarks about her choice of underwear, tries to kill her. Momji is saved in the nick of time by TAC (Terrestrial Administration Center), a secret government organization. In school, she is attacked by an Arigami and is saved by the very same Mamoru Kusanagi who tried to murder her earlier that morning! During the battle with this Aragami, Momji also saves Kusanagi by intercepting an attack meant for him. In the process, she is implanted with a little blue seed -- giving her the ability to sense the presence of an Aragami before it appears. Momji's gesture reverses Mamoru's intention to kill her, and from that moment on he decides to be her protector instead, and thus begins a beautiful relationship...

Let me know if you have seen it before and what you think about this anime seris!^__^

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Rainbow monkeys
An Amazing article about the true-life findings of RainBow Monkeys.

rainbow monkeys, the most mythical beasts of them all. so mythical no one had ever heard of them, until now...

a rainbow monkey are mythical monkeys that can only be found on a rainbow. they will only be found in their colour stream (ie. blue monkeys found in the blue stripe of the rainbow) but there are many so they are never alone. the monkeys all have a magical power, but also make delicous ingredients. their magical power is to send any material thing to the spectral rainbow monkey realm, where nothing can survive but the rainbow monkeys and us. if you catch a rainbow monkey however, it will grant you the power to go to the rainbow monkey realm at any time you desire and the ability to survive there. but beware, this is very dangerous. because every now and then, you will catch youself a rainbow monkey of death.
rainbow monkeys of death are very dangerous. they can kill any living thing with there death jizz. they are also the biggest known supplier to the worlds narcotic industry. very dodgy characters. but, unlike the ordinary rainbow monkeys, they are not invincible. they are infact easily killed. all you need to do is drop a dyson from a 30 ft exactly height onto their left foots little toe, while sending an EMP (electro magnetic panda) in to rip its face off, whilst singing highway to hell. if you fail to do this first time however, it will transform, into a scorpion rainbow death monkey. this is basically the death monkey with many legs and a scopion tipped tail, which contains their lethal jizz.


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Friday, December 3, 2004


Fire Sprite
Brave, strong willed, loyal and passionate
You are a sprite of Fire. Full of passion, bravery
and spice you are the living embodiment of
fire. You are quite arrogant and think yourself
above most but that is made up for by; your
passionate ability to pursue your dreams, your
strong will and your powerful well skilled
ability for fighting. You are a natural leader,
people are somewhat drawn to you and see you as
someone to look up to but you only pay
attention to them if they are useful, your
equal or your superior. You are a very exciting
person to be near for you have a vast love of
adventure and battle. Fire is a symbol of
Passion if and when you choose to love you are
capable of beautiful, long lasting, devoted
love. You are quite wondrous!


.::=What type of Mythical Sprite are you?=::. -With Anime Pictures and detailed answers-
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Who would you rather have as your evil minion?


-Marshmallow
-Tooth Fairy
-Lobster Named Pete
-Goblin
-Pixie
-Leprechaun
-White Tiger
-Unicorn
-Giant Gummy Bear

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Thursday, December 2, 2004





I want you to be the mother of my children.




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Monday, November 29, 2004





What is more wicked awesome than a bunny with a huge bloodshot yellow eye? That's a rhetorical question. Nothing could possibly be cooler!!



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Saturday, November 27, 2004


torty
you are the TORTOISE OF DETH. that cute little
wooden tortoise that just didnt look evil
enough...Dont let anyone look you directly in
the eyes...they might die.


Which of my psycho hybrid toys are you?
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If you ever want to see true mayhem and chaos than visit a toy store the day after Thanksgiving. I had to be at work at 4:30 in the morning and there were people already outside waiting in a line. These psycho people were hovering around the entrance with their facing pressed against the glass in the freezing weather at 4 o’clock in the morning. And as soon as the doors opened at 6 people rushed in pushing each other and trampling over anyone who got in their way. The children were either pulled helplessly behind their parents or ran over by the mob. I worked from 4:30am to 4:00pm and the whole time I had a line or people all the way to the back wall at my cash register.

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