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Tuesday, November 7, 2006


there's ya sign.

okay, it's time to show here's ya sign. to those who wacth comedy central will love this. and those who don't wacth it will still love it! they were made by men.here we go:

my aunt, carol, turned 38 today so i went to wal-mart to bye her a cake that had 38 on it. they didn't have any. so i got two small cakes. one said 3 the other said 8. when i put the cakes on the counter the woman asked,"AWWWW! do you have twins?" yeah, lady. my wife was in labor for 5 years. here's ya sign.

i was flying on a plane heading for NewYork. when we landed one of our tires hit a deer. it was killed. so i called my wife and told her,"honey! you wont belive it! we hit a derr!" and there was a pause on the other end. then she said,"oh my god! were ya on the ground?" yeah honey. santa was making an early flight.there's ya sign.

and last but not least:

me and my family were walking out of the grocery store, when i saw a man with a coat hanger in his car window. i couldn't stop myself. so i asked,"did ya lock yaself out?" and he said."nope! just washed her. thought i would hang her up to dry!" there's ya sign.

and that's all for right now, see ya on the flip side! BYE!

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Monday, November 6, 2006


COOL!!

XD I LOVE THIS QUIZ!!!! look at the second picture!! it's awsome! i think i like the self that is made when i die! ^^
What did you look like in your past life? (awesome anime pics!) by FireAngelResurrected
name
birth date (MM/DD/YYYY)
Favorite color
What you looked like
How old you were before you died16
What you will look like when you die again


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bunny hop!! XD

i just love this song! here's how it goes:

slid pop,lean with it rock!

everybody stop, and do the bunny hop!

*falls out of chair from uncontrolable laughter* that's just so cute! and almost all of my friends know how to dance to it, i'm slow! XD

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Sunday, November 5, 2006


thanx!

hey, this is thanx for over 200 visits to my site!! ^^ who knew i had so many friends?

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XD funny as hell!!

this was as funny as hell! so i had to post it!! XD
What do the boys of Fruits basket and Naruto think of you? (girls only surprise at the end for Tohru haters!!) Thanx for 175 hit by Soji
Name
You look like...
Naruto thinks..."Wow she"s stupider than me..."
Sasuke thinks..."..."
Kakashi thinks..."..."
Gaara thinks...*glare*
Yuki thinks..."Hi!" *evil looking smile that is supposed to be cute*
Shigure thinks..."Can you cook?"
Hatsuharu thinks...Black version: "Hey, your kinda cute! Wanna go in the back room?" *wink, wink*
Kyo thinks..."Why...are you being so...nice?"
Akito thinks..."MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!" (uh...)
Tohru...Attempts to commit suicide (Kyo told her it was good for her health)...succeeds


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   HII!!!!

HI!!!! *waves frantically* i seem to be very happy, but slow. in fact, i just now realised that my friend's,"death god dark", avatar was "light" from Death Note. -_-; yeah, i'm slow. and also cuz it saas "kira" instead of "light". so, how was everyone's day? mine was okay if you consider the fact that i had to dio dishes befor i could eat lunch.

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Saturday, November 4, 2006


HAHAHA!!!

this is pretty funny. but the best one is SHIGURA! lol!! XD it's so funny. i couldn't resist putting it up! here it is:
Fruits Basket Sleepover (for girls and gays) (please) by Yumeno
Name:
Age:
Favorite color(s):
Yuki or Kyo:
Yuki:*hug you*
Kyo:*tell me how he love"s me* me: I say Kyo is my man..I"m really sorry
Shigure:*look at you with perved grin* me: run bitch, run!!
Haru(black):*ask you marry him* me: don"t say yes..don"t say yes..I know I have Kyo already..but...
Momiji:*ask you to marry him* me: just go on..marry him!!
Ayame:*hug you and come into a snake* me: snake!! kill it kill it!!
You:*go out with momiji* me: ....


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BITCHES!! and a BF!!???? 0.o?

*enter long stream of curse words* okay,....okay. i'm better. sorry for that. it's just that a bunch of snobby little bitches will not stop saying i should go out with all of my guy friends. EEEEWWWWW!!! nothing against guy's though. and then on Friday this guy came up to me with this dead-serious face and said,"do you have a boyfriend?" i said,"noo." then he said,"can i be yours?" i looked at him to try and detect the slitest hint of laughter in his eyes to see if he was lying,.......he wasn't. the i sighed, and said,"NO" and then he looked confused, so he said,"No?" and nodded my head. then he asked,"why not?" and i told him i don't have time to have to worry about a boyfriend and school at the same time. and he said,"oh" and wlked off. did i do the right thing?

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pwned!! XD

BWAHAHAHAHA!! this is why you should be TERRIFYED of bunnies!!! XD

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Friday, November 3, 2006


harry potter yaio! XD

WARNING!! WARNING!!! This warning system is for men and non-yaoi fans. This is hilarious, but still yaoi. Turn back now, if you don't you have been warned!




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that is all! XD

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