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Tuesday, November 7, 2006


there's ya sign.
okay, it's time to show here's ya sign. to those who wacth comedy central will love this. and those who don't wacth it will still love it! they were made by men.here we go:

my aunt, carol, turned 38 today so i went to wal-mart to bye her a cake that had 38 on it. they didn't have any. so i got two small cakes. one said 3 the other said 8. when i put the cakes on the counter the woman asked,"AWWWW! do you have twins?" yeah, lady. my wife was in labor for 5 years. here's ya sign.

i was flying on a plane heading for NewYork. when we landed one of our tires hit a deer. it was killed. so i called my wife and told her,"honey! you wont belive it! we hit a derr!" and there was a pause on the other end. then she said,"oh my god! were ya on the ground?" yeah honey. santa was making an early flight.there's ya sign.

and last but not least:

me and my family were walking out of the grocery store, when i saw a man with a coat hanger in his car window. i couldn't stop myself. so i asked,"did ya lock yaself out?" and he said."nope! just washed her. thought i would hang her up to dry!" there's ya sign.

and that's all for right now, see ya on the flip side! BYE!

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