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Saturday, January 1, 2005


... zzzzz....

I've had 3 hours of sleep.

Man, there I was thinking it'd be an uneventful pass over into the 2005 and what happens? My friend and I forget to count down -_-" as we were too busy watching Sister Act 2 -_-"

Then my friend's sister brought over two uninvited guys and one of them, I swear we thought he was 17 years old but he wasn't. He was only 14 : / Kinda cute though and was too drunk to play pool properly so I beat in both the games.. muahahaha!! I rulz!! Although that was at about 3am and I never quite found out his name.

Then I stayed up til 7am with my friend because we were talking and playing some mundane boardgames for the sake of it and after 3 hours of sleep we enjoyed the jacuzzi, played more pool... and..

The part that made my day:
*giggle*
Someone told me that guy thought I was hot.

ah.. that made my day. I'd be more inclined to believe it if he hadn't been so drunk he couldn't kneel on his knees so we could get him to do a match box trick.

O'course later I got teased about that.

Oh, and I ain't making no New Years resolution. Pft.

Are you?

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Thursday, December 30, 2004


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just a quickie here to let you guys know I'm still alive!! Yes indeed I am, and what a week it has been.

I saw The Incredibles and Oceans 12.

I'm about to go for a sleep over this New Years ^______^

I'M ALIVE.. ALIVE!!!!!

Not that I was dying or anything, I was just too lazy to update that's all ^^"

Anyway, this just means I will not be updating tonight because tonight is New Years Eve

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Monday, December 27, 2004


Movies.. movies.. movies

I've been watching waaaaaaaaaaay too many movies. More specifically the fairty tale kind. Which leads me to the fact that I dislike the Prince Charming of fairy tales. :(

He is always presented as being so superficial.

He sees a girl, and goes "omg, she's so beautiful, I'm in love" and the girl he's suppose to love starts slaving after him to win the ingrate back. Gah!!

Idiocy.

Then she goes through horrible torturous events and finally gets him back after almost dying a bajillion times. And what's her reward?

Prince Charming: Oh, I'm so silly.. it was you I loved. Not her, because she won't make a good house wife since she clearly wasn't willing to sacrifice her life for me. Oh dear no, I love you.. that's all the reward you need *smiles stupidly*

And here I shall end my rantness for I am not a very romantic person and say mean stuff about Prince Charming a lot.

So here is what the real Ugly Duckling grew up to be.

It'll be our little secret.

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Sunday, December 26, 2004


   I think I will die in a horrible car accident.

I've spent my entire Christmas driving, around, a lot. Learning to drive hence somehow I get the feeling I will die in a glorious burst of flames should I not die of old age : /

Or..

Maybe I will be old, which is why I'll drive badly enough to die in a glorious burst of flames as the car crashes.

Anyhow I had actually almost forgotten what time it is now. Do you know what time it is?

Update time!!!

*crickets chirp*

Yea.. so I thought I'd show you guys a picture of one of my favourite bands.

The Feelers

There're a local band from New Zealand and I personally think they completely rock ^___^

So tell me, what was the best present you got?

Btw, thanks for putting up with me while I haven't been the best host. I'm feeling more optimistic so I suspect the holidays are going to be much better.

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Saturday, December 25, 2004


'tis the season to be jolly.

My Christmas will be finished before any of yours, because I live in NZ which is ahead of everyone else according to the arbitrary 'time-zones'.

.. I was considering if I should tell you guys why I've been distracted. I don't think I will, mostly because it's supposedly Christmas and I don't want to put a damper on anyone's mood.

Secondly, it wouldn't be fair for you guys to know.

^_^

I'll be fine.

Just as soon as I get my new computer up and running and away from my brother who has taken it and is playing his own stuff on it. *glares*

I've only got two questions.

What was your Christmas dinner?

Mine was potato chips. Fried, and too salty. I don't know what else to say.

How on earth do those 'goths' do the heavy black-eye make-up without it running?

Seriously, I want to know 0_0

Merry Christmas, and what-not, also take care.

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Thursday, December 23, 2004


Fa la la la la la la la laaaa!!~~


Ah ha!! I've caught you under the mistletoe!! Now surrender a kiss

>W<


Merry Christmas. Just don't enjoy it like the way the snowmen are, if you get what I mean.

Sorry I haven't been motivated to updating, or visiting anyone's sites for that matter.

I've been.. distracted : /

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Saturday, December 18, 2004


eh hehehe

Breaking news..

AnchorLady: Yes, breaking news indeed. It was attacked most viciously today with what was reported to be a heavy blunt object.. *looks confused* oh.. wait.. breaking, breaking news, Mew Wem has been remanded into custody. Unfortunately the local authorities tell us that she is "too tired" to be interviewed today. Perhaps tomorrow will reveal more information.

In the meantime there have been reports of mutant animals spotted around the local nuclear power plant. Is the careless dumping of careless waste to blame for horrific creatures such as these..??

AL: Unfortunately the brave photographer that took this picture lost several of his digits, as can be seen in this photo which rescuers recovered from his campsite. He is presently missing and the search and rescue mission will continue.

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Thursday, December 16, 2004


   You try lying awake for 3 days, see how you feel..

MyOtaku headlines read:
A Popular MyO Persona Goes Postal

AnchorLady: Local authorities were alerted when Mew Wem was found laughing maniacally at the local park.

*camera cuts to crime scene*

AL:Here are some eye-witness accounts we managed to gather before being removed quickly from this hostile environment.

EyeWitness1: blood.. everywhere. Oh my God! I-I-I.. I.. ah.. *cries*
EyeWitness2: I never knew there could be so much.. blood.. *cries*
EyeWitness3: No one saw what happened.. it.. then.. she just.. left!! AND WAS STILL LAUGHING!! *cries*

*Camera cuts back to AL*

AL: *cringes* Oh no.. *gulp* As you can see, it would appeare to be a very traumatic situation to watch. Unfortunately the police have been unable to find the whereabout of Mew Wem, however it has been suggested to them that they follow the "bloody red trail".

We managed to sneak an interview with an anonymous friend.

*Screen splits to show AL and pixelated avatar*

AL: How long have you know Mew Wem for?
AnonymousFriend: Its.. difficult to say, I mean, you just sorta lose track of time from visiting MyO's so often..
AL:How would you describe her character?
AnonymousFriend: ah.. I dunno. She's quite nice most of the time and does try to make her MyO as amusing as possible. Lately she figured out how to put pictures on to the site! But I'd definitely say cynical and sarcastic and really bad at making funnies.
AL: Did you think she was capable of such an atrocious act of violence? Do you feel as though you could be the "next" victim?
AnonymousFriend: Wow, well.. I'd have to say yes to the first question. Considering she has a strange habit of muttering under her breath about taking over The Otaku starting with MyO. As for the second question, no I don't feel threatened. If anything I'll just lock the door to MyO.
AL: Any final comments you'd like to make as a representative friend of Mew Wem?
AnonymousFriend: *sigh* Such a tragedy, right before Christmas.. I really wonder what those guys did to deserve it.

*camera goes back to just AL*

AL: Yes, indeed. Such a tragedy right before Christmas. What indeed did they do to deserve the treatment handed out by the ever-growing-popular MyO member, Mew Wem? These questions will hopefully be solved when the local police successfully capture Mew Wem. Until then it would be appreciated if anyone, anyone can offer any information on the location of Mew Wem to aid the police in her capture.
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I really haven't slept for three days, so I think I kinda flipped off my rocker (see last post).

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Wednesday, December 15, 2004


...

If I don't post again for sometime then I guess I'll be in prison for:

- two counts of kidnapping.
- two counts of extortion.
- two counts of aggravated assault.
- two counts of sodomy.
- two counts of torture.
- two counts of first degree murder.

I am.. not happy at all.

But I'll get off on all of those because I'd have mysteriously developed several personality disorder, one of which includes anti-socialness.

I am.. not happy at all.

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Eh.. just another day..

So today was a day like most other kinds of another days. Yea.

I did the usual, got up and had breakfast.

As usual I get mugged by my rabbit who demanded I handed over the green stuff or get cut up, after recovering from said traumatic incident I picked up my hoola hoop to forget my troubles.

*scratches head*

If you're sharp I think you might've noticed the pun I've been running with my ghosts ^_~

Marilyn Monroe: ghost of Christmas past.
Angelina Jolie: ghost of Christmas present.
Ghost of Christmas future? Who knows.. but you'll have to check back sometime next week to find out.

I'm sorry I won't be able to visit everyone today/tomorrow because I actually discovered that I have a life I can attend to. I'm going to play badminton then go get myself silly drunk whilst making mildly enebriated texts to my friends.

Kick-ass.

My catch-phrase for the week, and don't you go stealing it ^_^

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