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Wednesday, April 4, 2007


   Stupid Stock Market...






Eh... I'm in school right now.
Consumers Ed... I'm losing so much money in this virtual stock market thing we're doing.
You see this... is why I have no money.
Becuase I:
-waste it
-lose it sometimes
-or have it stolen from me

Meh... sorry. I'll make a real post tomorrow.
Changed my theme, eh? Yes yes.

I kinda like it... but... it is bright.


Ok, so gotta go. I'll make my site rounds later. Sorry that I hadn't updated in quite some time. Spring Break and all... but I'm sure I already told you about that. ^-^

Bye bye!

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Monday, March 26, 2007


   This week off.






I won't be updating for this entire week.
Spring break means absolute lazy fuck time! (wait... I'm a lazy fuck... I'm not going... to lazy... fuck o_o)

However, I'll still be on, commenting and stuff. I'll accept messages too, but I'm just warning you so you know I'm not dead.

Just on break ^^








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Sunday, March 25, 2007


The deed is done.






All my pics are officially up. T_T


Tum 2 by ~mammaDX on deviantART





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   Picture titled one word






Yeah, I don't know if you remember me saying but I want to get into photography.
Well, I did.

I have seven pics already lined up to become deviations on the DA. But, I am quite hesitant. I'm a pretty shy person so I don't wanna put them up but at the same time I do. I'll describe them each to you guys.

Some are kinda whorish.

-well first two of them are somewhat regal. Their really gold and yellowish. Both are just me taking a pic of myself. So, yeah
-Then I took a close up of my chin, for some odd reason
-Then a purple shaded one where I'm holding my head (oh... and no face can be seen in any of them! HA! erm, sorry. Self conscious, I guess) but the only weird thing about it *whorish comes in now* I'm in a blouse and underwear 0_o
-Then a orangey shaded one of the same concept as above. Slightly different pose.
-Then a partial bra/belly shot
-and then another one of the belly shot only i really like this one because I had my baggy sweater on... and I dunno, it looks cool

Some look professionally done... but others not so much. And just now I'm noticing a lot of weird things about them but that's probably just because I'm being a freak... I guess here is a list of things that I noticed about them

-it seems that my stomach absorbs camera flash, if possible, which I don't doubt.
-my bra appears to be glittery... WHICH IT IS NOT!!!
-my lips are extremely wet in the chin shot one -_-
-one where I'm taking a shot of myself, my arms are close together making me look like a whore in the chest area!
-I radiate alot ALOT of body heat. That or my mom's bedroom light is like a god light that emits gold color
-I hate my hands... that's that.

Hmmmmm that glitter thing is pissing me off.
But yeah, I've decided to submit them. I'll do that now.

BUT... by looking at those pictures you are agreeing to not blackmail me ^^ but, really I'm serious.

Dare I send you the link? Ah... yeah. Why not.
However I won't link it (then why call it a link, justine? dummy) Copy and paste my friends.

http://mammadx.deviantart.com

the photos my not be up for awhile I have to work up to it.


Sorry that this post was boring... it was mostly a tool to give me some confidence.

See you guys ^^

-mDX





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Saturday, March 24, 2007


   New theme…






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Marth & Roy:




Whoop-dy fuckin doo.
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Ahh… sorry. I’m just so pissed right now. I can’t even explain it… well… yeah I can… but I don’t want to hurt any feelings -_-;; CAUSE I DON’T LIKE DOIN THAT… hurting people’s feelings >: (


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If anyone makes it worse… so help me…
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I talked online for hours yesterday, though. It made things a little better until he had to leave at 11:18… which… blah… but he told me what happened to him a few days ago… he was hit on by an old lady… now my hate for old people is like… so much higher… why must they hit on the young’ns?

Ewwwwwww…. Ew.
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That is all. I’m off to a craft show which is another thing that I hate immensely.
-I do nothing but sit there
-I’m the only one wearing black ever so there are stares
-OLD PEOPLE GALORE… my god!
-My mom is uber pissed in the morning… and if she sells nothing… which is often
-Who fuckin wants to buy a pen for $30?
-It’s just stupid…
-I’m done.
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See you all later…
~mDX





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Friday, March 23, 2007


>:(






Very pissed right now... I'll explain later...




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Yeah...






Mr. Hostert:

Heheheh… it’s not… but I did think about him when I found this.

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Here’s another funny song ^.^

From the Bloodhound Gang… you know… the same people who did this one:

Yush

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I have the displeasure to announce that my Yaoi! Tribute video was flagged as inappropriate and banned from Youtube… just when it was doing well too… and IT WASN’T EVEN BAD!
Up the ass with a sandpaper condom…
Sexually explicit… ha… I hate them…
So anyway… I’ll be doing a more toned done Yaoi one but… that sucks… wah.
Now to get some of it out of my system!!!















Also in my fit of rage I made another yuri video!!! RAWR!



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I think I'm going to get into self photography... I was browsing Deviantart's and some were amazing. (I was mostly looking at the nude ones... SHUTUP!) But... it's kinda weird but I want to do some too... now to get a camera.

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Heheheheh… dialogue…

Kermit the frog on weed:


And to end with 70’s porn music:


Oh GOD! I can’t stop laughing! I can’t even listen to more than 5 seconds of that… I just imagine Michelle doing weird things! Ah… yeah, I  DAMN FORCYSTUS! Every time when I get those feelings!

Eh….. byes!





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Tuesday, March 20, 2007


Bla-di-Dah






I decided that I’m too lazy to type the lyrics to the Secret song… but here it is ^-^
Beware, though… it’s a song… about, uh, personal trimming… -_-;;


I can wear my pants extra low tonight… that’s probably my favorite line from that song. That or when he says… it’s a SECRET secret.

That song was sung by Adam Sandler by the way.

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For those who didn’t know I made a Yaoi tribute titled, ‘Yaoi! Yaoi! Yaoi!’
And get this…
Reviews: 23
Favorites: 32
Views: 2, 036
Meh, *shrugs* I think that’s a lot. For me anyway ^-^

Any who… I made a sister video called… (wait for it… yes… YES!) ‘Yuri! Yuri! Yuri!’
Let’s hope this one goes just as well. Check out my youtube profile here:
That I am… that I am.

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Oh… and this is on a more serious note…
Recently… I told my mom that I was gay… and she seemed accepting… it didn’t seem to bother her. She just said she wanted to know, you know? I didn’t tell her who I was seeing but I’m pretty sure she knows…
Like I asked to spend the night at Michelle’s… and she was like “What are you guys going to do?”
Eh…
Then she threatened to ground me from seeing her for a month… of course at school I can see her and stuff. But she said she’d drive me too and from school… which is really my only ‘alone’ time with GB… *sigh*
Then I notice whenever I decide to call Michelle… my mom magically appears behind my back… listening.
AND… this one is kinda off the wall… but every time I go in her room, she’s always watching either Montel, Tyra Banks, or Maury talk about lesbianism… sometimes… even those Jerry Springer ones… where all of the lesbians fight with eachother… I… I’m scared.
T_T


Ums…. I’ll end with a lot of GIFS I found…













And on a final note…


^-^

See ya.





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Monday, March 19, 2007


One more fucking week...






That's right. Just one more until Spring break... in which during that time I will accomplish nothing... Nothing at all. ^.^ But doing nothing at home is better than school, in my opinion.

Um... Picture time ^_^ All regarding to my new theme:













They just look so good together. I only like incest if
-both are male
-there's obvious hate between them; making it angsty
-age difference
-look good together ^_~
BLAH!
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I always wanted to get the classic Legend of Zelda cartoon series... I went ahead and researched... and yeah, I still want it. It's just so jacked up. Here's a collection of clips... it... oh god it's so stupid.

Let's just say if Video Game Link met Cartoon Link, he'd do the same as what happened to my friend Mario here:


Well... here... watch:

No... this is not actual... it's subbed but the idea is not that far off. 0_o

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I spent the night at Michelle's house over the weekend. I had fun. It mostly consisted of this:
Um... somewhat
God... I can't believe that I couldn't find a better picture -_-;;

Then I got home and did this:


And don't ask... but the whole thing made me think a lot about my future... I do that way too much... think about that. But I'm not sure why that brought all the cursed thinking on *shrugs*

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Ok... I'm done. I guess I'll end with some questions ^-^

1- Do want kids? -_-
2- What do you want to do? Like your job... profession? How likely are you to achieve this?
3- I'm going to type lyrics tomorrow... I'll let you pick the song but they're all dirty/immature/crude. So uh... which one?:
-The Bad Touch
-A New Vagina
-I've got a Secret

Heheheheheh.... yeah... I know I'm a little freak. And I laugh at the stupidest stuff





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Sunday, March 18, 2007


   Dirty Japanese








For no reason at all here are some Japanese/to English dirty words ^_^ Enjoy!


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BASICS / MISCELLANEOUS

Etchi.
Gross.

Chikan.
Pervert / Molestor.

Eroi.
Obscene.

Tsureshon.
Cross pissing; two guys go to the bathroom together.

Chin-chin.
Dick, pee pee; childish word for penis.

Pai otsu.
Tits, this phrase comes from reversing syllables of oppai (breast).

Momo jiri.
Peach ass.

Chitsu.
Cunt (technical term).

Kaburi-tsuki.
Stage front in a strip joint.

Panchira.
Panties showing.

Panti dorobo.
Panty thief (usually grabs panties off clothesline).

Omeko.
Twat.

Mune.
Chest.

Koshi.
Hips, often confused with ass in polite society.

Shiri ni hi ga tsuku.
"A fire under your butt," get moving.

Fakku.
Fuck.

Sekkusu.
Sex, meaning is restricted to intercourse.

Skinship.
The relationship of two bodies.

Irete kudasai.
Insert please.

Senzuri.
Jack off.

Hitori etchi.
Self-stimulation.

Abunai seikatsu.
Dangerous lifestyle, sex-oriented lifestyle.

Kondo-san.
Mr. Condom.

Hadaka.
Naked.

Supponpon.
Stark naked, bare assed.

Onna tarashi.
Playboy / Lady killer.

Papa.
Sugar daddy.

Baita.
Whore.

Joro.
Slut.

Ko gyaru.
Little playgirl, usually a high school student.

Age chin.
Lucky dick.

Okama.
Homosexual man.

Onabe.
"Pan," lesbian, homsexual woman.

Tachiyaku.
The male role in a homosexual relationship (from Kabuki where the men play both male and female roles).

Neko.
The female or "girl" role in a lesbian or homesexual relationship.

Hattenba.
Public toilet, a place for gay sex.

Itachi.
The male, bull dyke, or "boy" role in a lesbian relationship .

Ai name.
Mutual licking.

Rezu.
Gay women.

Zakennayo.
Fuck off.

Yarite.
I want to 'do' her.

Oshiri kashite?
Could you lend me your ass?

Tottoto dete ike.
Get the fuck out of here.

Migi te ga koibito.
His only lover is his right hand / He jacks off.

Etchi wa sotchi.
You're the one who is perverted.


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I left out all of the... erm... extreme ones... more here:


Yes... This post was useless... I was bored, ok?





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