Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Bla-di-Dah

I decided that I’m too lazy to type the lyrics to the Secret song… but here it is ^-^ Beware, though… it’s a song… about, uh, personal trimming… -_-;; I can wear my pants extra low tonight… that’s probably my favorite line from that song. That or when he says… it’s a SECRET secret. That song was sung by Adam Sandler by the way. ..::..::..::..::..::..::..::..::..::..::.. For those who didn’t know I made a Yaoi tribute titled, ‘Yaoi! Yaoi! Yaoi!’ And get this… Reviews: 23 Favorites: 32 Views: 2, 036 Meh, *shrugs* I think that’s a lot. For me anyway ^-^ Any who… I made a sister video called… (wait for it… yes… YES!) ‘Yuri! Yuri! Yuri!’ Let’s hope this one goes just as well. Check out my youtube profile here: ..::..::..::..::..::..::..::..::..::..::.. Oh… and this is on a more serious note… Recently… I told my mom that I was gay… and she seemed accepting… it didn’t seem to bother her. She just said she wanted to know, you know? I didn’t tell her who I was seeing but I’m pretty sure she knows… Like I asked to spend the night at Michelle’s… and she was like “What are you guys going to do?” Eh… Then she threatened to ground me from seeing her for a month… of course at school I can see her and stuff. But she said she’d drive me too and from school… which is really my only ‘alone’ time with GB… *sigh* Then I notice whenever I decide to call Michelle… my mom magically appears behind my back… listening. AND… this one is kinda off the wall… but every time I go in her room, she’s always watching either Montel, Tyra Banks, or Maury talk about lesbianism… sometimes… even those Jerry Springer ones… where all of the lesbians fight with eachother… I… I’m scared. T_T Ums…. I’ll end with a lot of GIFS I found… And on a final note… ^-^ See ya.

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Monday, March 19, 2007

One more fucking week...

That's right. Just one more until Spring break... in which during that time I will accomplish nothing... Nothing at all. ^.^ But doing nothing at home is better than school, in my opinion. Um... Picture time ^_^ All regarding to my new theme: They just look so good together. I only like incest if -both are male -there's obvious hate between them; making it angsty -age difference -look good together ^_~ BLAH! -------------------------------------------------- I always wanted to get the classic Legend of Zelda cartoon series... I went ahead and researched... and yeah, I still want it. It's just so jacked up. Here's a collection of clips... it... oh god it's so stupid. Let's just say if Video Game Link met Cartoon Link, he'd do the same as what happened to my friend Mario here: Well... here... watch: No... this is not actual... it's subbed but the idea is not that far off. 0_o -------------------------------------------------- I spent the night at Michelle's house over the weekend. I had fun. It mostly consisted of this: God... I can't believe that I couldn't find a better picture -_-;; Then I got home and did this: And don't ask... but the whole thing made me think a lot about my future... I do that way too much... think about that. But I'm not sure why that brought all the cursed thinking on *shrugs* -------------------------------------------------- Ok... I'm done. I guess I'll end with some questions ^-^ 1- Do want kids? -_- 2- What do you want to do? Like your job... profession? How likely are you to achieve this? 3- I'm going to type lyrics tomorrow... I'll let you pick the song but they're all dirty/immature/crude. So uh... which one?: -The Bad Touch -A New Vagina -I've got a Secret Heheheheheh.... yeah... I know I'm a little freak. And I laugh at the stupidest stuff

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Sunday, March 18, 2007

   Dirty Japanese

For no reason at all here are some Japanese/to English dirty words ^_^ Enjoy! ..::..::..::..::..::..::..::.. BASICS / MISCELLANEOUS Etchi. Gross. Chikan. Pervert / Molestor. Eroi. Obscene. Tsureshon. Cross pissing; two guys go to the bathroom together. Chin-chin. Dick, pee pee; childish word for penis. Pai otsu. Tits, this phrase comes from reversing syllables of oppai (breast). Momo jiri. Peach ass. Chitsu. Cunt (technical term). Kaburi-tsuki. Stage front in a strip joint. Panchira. Panties showing. Panti dorobo. Panty thief (usually grabs panties off clothesline). Omeko. Twat. Mune. Chest. Koshi. Hips, often confused with ass in polite society. Shiri ni hi ga tsuku. "A fire under your butt," get moving. Fakku. Fuck. Sekkusu. Sex, meaning is restricted to intercourse. Skinship. The relationship of two bodies. Irete kudasai. Insert please. Senzuri. Jack off. Hitori etchi. Self-stimulation. Abunai seikatsu. Dangerous lifestyle, sex-oriented lifestyle. Kondo-san. Mr. Condom. Hadaka. Naked. Supponpon. Stark naked, bare assed. Onna tarashi. Playboy / Lady killer. Papa. Sugar daddy. Baita. Whore. Joro. Slut. Ko gyaru. Little playgirl, usually a high school student. Age chin. Lucky dick. Okama. Homosexual man. Onabe. "Pan," lesbian, homsexual woman. Tachiyaku. The male role in a homosexual relationship (from Kabuki where the men play both male and female roles). Neko. The female or "girl" role in a lesbian or homesexual relationship. Hattenba. Public toilet, a place for gay sex. Itachi. The male, bull dyke, or "boy" role in a lesbian relationship . Ai name. Mutual licking. Rezu. Gay women. Zakennayo. Fuck off. Yarite. I want to 'do' her. Oshiri kashite? Could you lend me your ass? Tottoto dete ike. Get the fuck out of here. Migi te ga koibito. His only lover is his right hand / He jacks off. Etchi wa sotchi. You're the one who is perverted. ..::..::..::..::..::..::..::.. I left out all of the... erm... extreme ones... more here: Yes... This post was useless... I was bored, ok?

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Thursday, March 15, 2007

   FOR MICHELLE!

Those videos down there are for anyone to watch ^^ Well, so is this one but it was made by me for Michelle. This was like the longest time I've spent on an AMV and worked all night... that's right no sleep. And personally it's by far the best one I've done thus far. So, here you go Michelle <3 (It also shows that I'm terribly obsessed with her hands -_-) Hope you liked it ^_^ I'm going to sleep on you on the bus Oh... and here's a photobucket version for those who can't watch youtube *nudges Amanda* It's a bit choppier than the youtube one though...

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yeah sowwy

Hello Obviously, I haven’t been on lately. Sorry about this. My room computer again doesn’t like me. But, it’s fine… I know how to please my computer ;3 Anyway… I really don’t have anything to say… (‘cept the apologizing thing up there) So, I guess some AMV’s ^^ Um… here’s a funny vid. Any Bleach fans? A yaoi AMV… I made this one ^_^ And I’ve been obsessing over Itachi lately and this was fucking cool

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Friday, March 9, 2007

   Mixed Emotions

Well, I haven't been doing much at all... wah. The past week of school have been going slower than ever. I've actually resorted to doing my homework and working and stuff. It's a huge pain but ah well. Um, let's see. I've started submitting my smutty writings to places... mind you I just started so it's not a lot. But here a link to the place where all the stash will be: Lemon... get it? I also have a Fanfiction account but I suck at fanfic... but like I said before I'm so bored that I'm probably going to wind up writing some. I think I got my point across ^^ I have such a crappy weekend ahead of me too... someone needs to have a sleep over... PLEASE! I could really go for one. Um... that was a bad picture choice... Damn it... wait for it... WAIT NO! Um... ah... *shifts* awkwaaaaard... FORCYSTUS! Get outta here! Bah! I'm done.

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Tuesday, March 6, 2007

   Don't even read this... it's just crap.

Um, So, I did go to the sleep over and it was fun. There was silence though and Wii... and getting Amanda to sit on us. Also some Me and Michelley-ness so I tried to find some pics... and I did ^^ See, I want to draw a decent yuri pic... but I can't... all I've been doin latley is making those damned little avatars -__- Um... also, I'm re-watching the FMA series... and I realized how much I love Roy ^^ and... Mario... He did make it to the last level, though Yay for him. Ah.... I noticed Greed's was the least funniest... poor Greed. Meh... sorry... I'm out of it. I think I'll go to bed now.... Have a good day %% ... GAH! I'm even missing the keys! zzzZZZ

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Friday, March 2, 2007

   Pill bottle sounds cool when you shake it

Nothing at all. 'Cept I have Saturday shcool tomorrow. I don't care... I actually like it. It's something to do. And I might go to a sleepover... perhaps. In any case I feel like shit. So before I spread my shittiness, I'll go. Hope you guys are having a wonderful day. HA. No, but seriously, hope it goes well. It sucks to have a bad day.

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Thursday, March 1, 2007

Very hydrated, thanks

You cower away and cover up hoping each day that it'll happen You're life is so dark it makes it worse thinking and dreaming like you do It's sad that in your dim soul and heart the only light is from this damn screen You need someone real; someone there One who you can see and hear and reach out to touch when you're sad Your past bites ass but your future looks grim if you continue to dream the unachievable You can fix it now; best do it quick lift up the cover; bring out the light Get out of the corner; out of the house and into the sight of a real person's eyes Ah... yeah. Did that last night before nap time. My friends are doing a "This song reminds me of" thing but I'm not gonna... I don't know... I'm just going to do pictures again -_- Sorry. Um, first Michelle: Then Aimee: And Apanda: Me as well: And... I just plain like this one: It kinda looks like me and zinke... I guess this counts as yours ^^ No I'm not going to stab you. And becuase of his comment on Michelle's site... I got that Detachable Penis song for all to listen to... remember to turn of my normal song first! Bah... ok. I'm done ^^ Mutha fucka

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

   Nothing to do... nothing to do.

Uhm.... Well, I didn't go to school today... for no apparent reason. HA! No... but actaully, I couldn't get out out of my bed. This happened before only this time it was more painful. It's sort of like your spine and all of the sockets freeze up... you can move your arms and legs but doing so... well... it results in pain. *sigh* I swear this is not gonna end up good. The more my mom waits to move her ass the more severe my back is going to get -_- AND... It doesn't help that I've been playing the Wii nonstop. Especially that bowling game. And I'm a dumbass so even though every time I throw the ball and there's a stinging feeling that runs down my arm to my back... I keep playing. Ah... but I don't blame you Wii... never. Hmmmm.... I've been working on two projects at the moment. One is a drawing with an octopus... I just really need to work on my drawings... I was told to try to sell my stuff at ACEN... I'm very unhappy about this :( AND the other is a story. A GenderBender story ^^ A guy totally falls for another guy who looks like a girl... at least until he takes his clothes off ^^ > Um... that's it really... I'm so boring -_- 1) Ask me a question! I need to do something!

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