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Saturday, October 4, 2008

wow. it's been a long time since i've gotten on here. my computer at work won't let me on here since it's considered a "blog". i also can't get on quizilla anymore either. That sux. anyhoo, i can't stay here long, so ya'll be good and enjoy life!!!!
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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Do you believe in Him?
I got an email from my cousin in Chicago the other day. I thought it was pretty interesting, so I decided to pass it along:

* DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS ? *
* I SURE DIDN'T TILL NO W *
Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death !
Make a personal reflection about this . . .
Very interesting, read until the end . . .
It is written in the Bible ( Galatians 6:7 ):
' Be not deceived; God is not mocked:
For whatsoever a man soweth,
That shall he also reap. '





Here are some men and women
Who mocked God :

* John * * * * Lennon * * ( Singer ): *
Some years before, during his interview
with an American Magazine, he said:
' Christianity will end, it will disappear.
I do not have to argue about
That . I am certain.
Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, < BR>
Today we are More famous than Him ' ( 1966 ).
Lennon, after saying
that the Beatles were more famous than
Jesus Christ, was shot six times.


* Tancredo Neves * * ( President of Brazil ): *
During the Presidential campaign,
he said if he got 500,000 Votes from his party,
not even God would remove him from
Presidency.
Sure he got the votes,
but he got sick a day before being
Made President, then he died.

* Cazuza *
* ( Bi - sexual Brazilian composer,
singer and poet ): *
During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ),
While smoking his cigarette,
he puffed out some smoke
Into the air and said:
' God, that's for you. '
He died at the age of 32
of AIDS in a horrible manner.


* * The man who built the Titanic * *
After the construction of Titanic,
a reporter asked him how
Safe the Titanic would be.
With an ironic tone he said:
' Not even God can sink it '
The result:
I think you all know what happened
to the Titanic .


* Marilyn Monroe * (Actress) *
She was visited by Billy Graham
during a presentation of a Show.
He said the Spirit of God
had sent him to preach to her.
After hearing what the Preacher had to say,
she said:
' I don't need your Jesus '.
A week later,
she was found dead in her apartment .


* * Bon Scott * * ( Singer ) *
The ex - vocalist of the AC / DC.
On one of his 1979 songs he
Sang :
' Don't stop me,
I'm going down all the way,
down the highway
To hell '.
On the 19th of February 1980 ,
Bon Scott was found dead,
he Had been choked by his own vomit.


* * Campinas * * ( IN 2005 ) *
In Campinas , Brazil ,
a group of friends, drunk,
went to pick up
A friend . . .
The mother accompanied her t o the car
and was so worried About the drunkenness
of her friends and she said to the
Daughter holding her hand,
who was already seated in the car:
' My Daughter, Go With God An May He Protect You. '
She responded:
' Only If He ( God ) Travels In The Trunk,
Cause Inside Here - - - It's Already Full. '
Hours later, news came by
that they had been involved in a
Fatal accident, everyone had died,
The car could not be recognize
what type of car it had been,
But surprisingly, the trunk was intact.
The police said there was no way the trunk
could have Remained intact.
To their surprise, inside the trunk was a Crate of eggs, none was broken .


* * Christine Hewitt * *
(Jamaican Journalist and entertainer)
said
The Bible ( Word of God )
was the worst book ever written.
In June 2006, she was found burnt
beyond recognition in her Motor vehicle .

Many more important people have forgotten
that there is no Other name that was given
so much authority as the name of Jesus.
Many have died,
but only Jesus died and rose again,
and he Is still alive . * ' Jesus ' *

On a lighter note,
Jokes
A preacher was standing at the pulpit giving his Sunday sermon when a note was passed to him. The only word written on the sheet was IDIOT. Looking up at the congregation, the preacher smiled and said: I have heard of men who write letters and forget to sign their names but this is the first time I will see a man sign his name and forget to write the letters.

An elderly couple is beginning to notice that neither of them seem to be able to remember things as well as they used to. So, they go to see their doctor, who explains that there is nothing really wrong with, just typical memory loss associated with old age. He suggests that they each get notebooks and write notes to themselves to help remember things. The couple goes home and that evening while watching T.V. the man gets up and heads for the kitchen. His wife asks if he can bring her some ice cream when he returns. He says he will, and she says he should write it down. "I’m just going to the kitchen, I'll remember." "Well, I want that with nuts, too." "O.K. he says ice cream with nuts." She asks again if he's going to write it down. "No, I'm just going to the kitchen." "And a Cherry on the top?" He agrees and turns toward the kitchen again and she asks again about writing it down. Now the old man is angry, "Look, old lady I'm not senile, I can remember ice cream with nuts and a cherry on top." He goes in the kitchen for 10 minutes and when he returns he sets a plate of bacon and eggs in front of his wife. She looks up and says, "Honey, you forgot my toast."

A married woman has a lover. It’s no secret, her husband and all their friends know about it. One day, the woman suddenly dies. At the funeral, to the embarrassment of all, the boyfriend is there and is crying hysterically. Finally, the husband can't take anymore of it. He approaches the man, puts his arms around him and says "Please don't carry on like this. I'll marry again.”
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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

  wow. where has everyone gone? hardly anyone posts anymore. i guess maybe that's why i don't, it seems pretty pointless. has everyone moved to VV? anyhoo, i have moved in with my boyfrend, if ya'll remember who he is (manuel?) and i'm also expecting his baby. we're getting married today after i get off work. well, that's pretty much it for now. i'll ttyl!!

Jokes

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?"
The engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?" The wife replies; "I did, they were in your tackle box."

“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic violation.
“Keep it,” the clerk advises. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle.”
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

   Back to Good
well, now i can put up a posty!!

not that i have much of one. but it's nice to know that i can when i want. i guess that's pretty much anything, huh? it's always nice to know you can do stuff whenever you are so inclined.

anyhoo, i read this article yesterday. to me it was pretty interesting. i have to admit, even i didn't know all that was on there, but i would have only missed no more than 4. this is where ya can find de article: http://www.slate.com/id/2185486/
how well would you do?

i've been pretty darn lazy bout the workin out thing. i know i should do it. it will even help when Aunt Flo visits. so why won't i get on with the program?!? i already sed it: cuz i'm lazy. that's y i need to start doin exercise. but i don't get around to it because . . . well, u get the point. Today, I will. maybe

i've got quite a collection of jokes, but i'll save a couple for next time. meanwhile, here's these:

Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As they were walking near the river Lorraine fell in and was washed away. Brian softly sang, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone..."

A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways. The interviewer asked him: "Do you know how to use the equipment?" "Yes", the boy replied. "Then what would you do if you realized that 2 trains, one from this station and one from the next were going to crash because they were on the same track?" The young applicant thought and replied "I'd press the button to change the points without hesitation." "What if the button was frozen and wouldn't work?" "I'd run outside and pull the lever to change the points manually" "And if the lever was broken?" "I'd get on the phone to the next station and tell them to change the points," he replied. "And if the phone was broken and needed an electrician to fix it?" The boy thought about that one. "I'd run into town and get my uncle" "Is your uncle an electrician?" "No, but he's never seen a train crash before!"

Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said "Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goal posts?"
Immediately little Johnny said, "Ooh me sir me!"
The coach then said, "But Johnny you are the worst in the team!"
Then Johnny said, "I know, but goalposts can’t jump!"
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Friday, February 29, 2008

   toasty posty-osty!!!
yeah, yo!! wat up. i went out to lunch today with manuel. i don't particularly like fish samiches, but there was nothing else i could eat. oh well.

we are in the process of lookin for a place to move into. His dad sed he'd co-sign for a house. yeah, man! his cousin wants to move with us. i don't mind. we get along well, and it would a bit more help with bills and stuff. we had been lookin to rent an apartment, but some of the income-based ones we didn't qualify for, cuz we make too much. now that's first. there was one we did, but there's a waiting list, and a crud-load of paperwork. so we're lookin for a two-bedroom house, with at least one bathroom. we prefer two bathrooms, but can make do with one. we've found a few that we like, but i want to get together the three of us and put our thoughts together.

anyhoo, here are some jokes. Enjoy your weekend and take care!!

Jokes

A cop pulls a young guy over:
"Hello officer" said the smart aleck kid.
"Young man did you see that stop sign?" asked the cop.
“Yup, but I didn't see you!”

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet.

Day 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
Day 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
Day 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep deprivation, incessant pleas for food at all hours of the night.
Day 767 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
Day 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture.This time, however, it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
Day 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
Day 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue, something akin to mole speak, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal, room his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time...

A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said,” I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and decided, “I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF! Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There was the car sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish, " I wish I was irresistible to women." POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.
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