Hello filthy Earth Monkies. My name is Invader Rev. I am Currently preparing myself for Operation Impending Doom III so that I can take over you and your feeble little minds. Mission Impending Doom II failed because of you creatures. We will insure that there is not a repeat of the epidemic that occured last time.
Saturday, August 18, 2007
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Monday, August 13, 2007
Bad Writey Thingy
List 12 of your original characters: Ok this is the version with my bad characters Yay
01. Noah (Nightmare)
02. Invader Rev (Operation Impending Doom III)
03. Kumori Falcon (The Light of Destiny)
04. Hell's gate Guardian (Spawn of Satin)
05. Yurey (Black Dragon Warrior)
06. Cougertron (Random Predacon I made up when I was a kid)
07. Onio Tono (Nightmare)
08. Serpent (Black Dragon Warrior)
09. MES (Operation Impending Doom III)
10. Malikuit (Black Dragon Warrior)
11. The bad guy I haven't named yet (Spawn of Satin)
12. Myself (cause I'm just that bad)
01)Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Cougertron) or 11 (The bad guy I haven't named yet)? What subjects would they teach?
Ummm cougertron cause I haven't really developed number 11 yet. He'd teach "How to completely annihilate your opponent in battle with the least amount of damage to yourself.
02) Do you think 2 (Rev) is hot? How hot?
Ummm sure. If your into female Irkens... I much prefer my male Irken's though xP
03) 12 (Myself) sends 8 (Serpent) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Serpent's Mission would be to tear apart Bolt and Amourai and since I wrote the story that's who I'd send him to destroy for sure but he would fail cause Bolt Rocks!
04) What is or would be 9's (MES's) favorite book?
hmmm Probably the war of the worlds
05) Would it make more sense for 2 (Rev) to swear fealty to 6 (Cougertron), or the other way around?
Heh neither. Cougertron was the leader of the predicons 2nd earth mission and Rev is the Invader sent to earth for Impending DOOM III. Rev would most likely use Cougertron to her advantage though.
06) For some reason, 5 (Yurey) is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 (MES) or with 10 (Malikuit)?
well Yurey would turn MES into scrap metal because the little robot would be too hyper for him to handle. However Yurey is a slave to Malikuit so I don't think he'd like that much. I'd say MES. He would make a fine paper weight xP
07) 2 (Rev), 7 (Onio Tono) and 12 (Myself) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
hmmm Rev is an Invader, Onio Tono is a coward, and I am the writer... We'd go for Pizza cause I'd make them and our conversation would be something like this.
Rev: "You miserable earth beast, why do I have to find ZIM? why can't I just destroy the earth without him?"
Onio Tono: "You're trying to destroy the earth? If I help can I live?"
Myself: "No Onio Tono, Tala's gonna kill you even if you join with Rev."
Rev: "Who is this Tala!?"
Myself: "A person not involved with your story"
and on and on
08) 3 (Kumori) challenges 10 (Malikuit) to a duel. What happens?
Kumori, being the erotistical maniac he is, challenges Malikuit to a fight. Malikuit accepts and completely destroys Kumori. You can't defeat the undead.
09) If 1 (Noah) stole 8's (Serpent's) most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
Serpent would simply eat Noah
10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Onio Tono) and 12 (Myself) both attain what they most desire.
EVIL CONQURES ALL!!!!!
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Hell's gate Guardian) and 1 (Noah) to work together?
Noah would make a deal with the devil and when he's killed he has to fight the gate guardian to escape his fate amongst the flames of hell
12) If 7 (Onio Tono) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I'd kill him. I hate cowardly wimpy little n00bs
13) If you could command 3 (Kumori) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Take me flying
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (The bad guy I haven't named yet)?
No cause we have no idea what or who they are
15) If 2 (Rev) had to choose sides between 4 (Hell's Gate Guardian) and 5 (Yurey), which would it be?
She'd team up with Yurey only because they have similar goals in destroying humanity.
16) What might 10 (Malikuit) shout while charging into battle?
"THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST FIGHT!!"
17) If you chose a song to represent 8 (Serpent), which song would you choose?
Sway - Coal Chamber
18) 1 (Noah), 6 (Cougertron), and 12 (Myself) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
HAHA me obviously.
19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Rev) to use on 10 (Malikuit)?
"I have intentions of ridding this world of these slobbering earth monkey's. Would you like to join me?"
20) What would 5 (Yurey) most likely be arrested for?
The Marijuana in his pocket... j/k. He'd be arrested for Killing hundreds of innocent civilians
21) What is 6's (Cougertron's) secret?
It shames him to say that I never wrote about him.
22) If 11 (The bad guy I haven't named yet) and 9 (MES) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
MES cause he's a freakin SIR and The bad guy is a mere thought in the back of my head
23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Onio Tono) or 8 (Serpent) ?
Onio Tono would get frightened of anything and join them cause he thinks they'd win so I'd say serpent even though he'd probably eat me
Good Writey Thingy
List 12 of your original characters: Ok I'm gonna do 2. This one's of my Good Characters
01. Sabre Hiwatari (Nightmare)
02. Amourai (Black Dragon Warrior)
03. Eva Diablo (The Spawn of Satin)
04. Duo Diablo (The Spawn of Satin)
05. Griim Diablo (The Spawn of Satin)
06. Dante Falcon (The Light of Destiny)
07. Deimos Falcon (The Light of Destiny)
08. Boltarrius (Bolt) (Black Dragon Warrior)
09. Cole (The Light of Destiny)
10. Kira (Yamainu) (Nightmare)
11. Slim (Random Character I made up one day)
12. Mana (The Light of Destiny)
01)Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Dante) or 11 (Slim)? What subjects would they teach?
Slim would make a much better teacher then Dante. He'd teach computer programming and secretly teach them how not to get caught by the police when doing something highly illegal.
02) Do you think 2 (Amourai) is hot? How hot?
Ohhhh damn sexy. Amourai is my hottest boi
03) 12 (Mana) sends 8 (Bolt) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Hmmm well Mana is the head brain of the demon Slayers sooooo... nope this is goin nowhere. Bolt wouldn't listen to Mana even if she dangled food in front of his face. Bolt works for no one but himself.
04) What is or would be 9's (Cole's) favorite book?
Hmmm Cole... he'd be into the sci-fi junk. Probably the Halo book series.
05) Would it make more sense for 2 (Amourai) to swear fealty to 6 (Dante), or the other way around?
ooooo hard one. Amourai is a lot more powerful but Dante fights for his own purpose. I think it would be the other way around though because Dante would use Amourai to his advantage secretly
06) For some reason, 5 (Griim) is looking for a roommate. Should he share a studio apartment with 9 (Cole) or with 10 (Kira)?
Ether one would be a fine choice for Griim, they'd all get along pretty well. I think Cole might be a little easier for Griim to deal with though, he's not as angry as Kira.
07) 2 (Amourai), 7 (Deimos) and 12 (Mana) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
hmmm Amourai's a warrior decendant of a great power, Deimos is a Demon lord, and Mana is a simple computer wizard... Mana and Amourai would agree on a pizza place, Deimos would follow to keep them from nagging that the food in the fancy restaurant was too expensive. They would most likely discuss demon slaying and which creature would try to destroy the world next, human or demon.
08) 3 (Eva) challenges 10 (Kira) to a duel. What happens?
Shit... Kira is a martial arts expert but Eva is a master of the dark arts. Her powers would probably destroy Kira.
09) If 1 (Sabre) stole 8's (Bolt's) most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
Haha Sabre would be a moron if that was the case. Bolt is a dragon who's speices was compaired to the black death that spread amongst the lands of dragoon wiping out thousands of people. Sabre is just a really highly trained assasin who was taught how to kill humans, not defend himself against dragons. Bolt would simply just have to attack Sabre face on. Sabre would back down because he's smarter then that.
10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Deimos) and 12 (Mana) both attain what they most desire.
hmmm "When the world was revived with technology"
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Duo) and 1 (Sabre) to work together?
If these characters met it would mean disastor for the universe.
12) If 7 (Deimos) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
It would be a lonely weekend... he'd keep hiding and I don't like hide and seek.
13) If you could command 3 (Eva) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Get rid of some unsavory people.
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Slim)?
Nope... Even I don't lol
15) If 2 (Amourai) had to choose sides between 4 (Duo) and 5 (Griim), which would it be?
Amourai would go with Griim because Amourai needs to hang with someone calmer then him to keep himself intact.
16) What might 10 (Kira) shout while charging into battle?
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!"
17) If you chose a song to represent 8 (Bolt), which song would you choose?
hmmm good question... "One Fine Day" by The Offspring
18) 1 (Sabre), 6 (Dante), and 12 (Mana) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Mana because both boys have respect for girls.
19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Amourai) to use on 10 (Kira)?
He wouldn't need a pick-up line. He'd swoop down and pluck her up into his arms into the sky. It's the advantage of wings.
20) What would 5 (Griim) most likely be arrested for?
that's funny, Griim would be the least likely of all of them to get arrested. Ummm I guess it would have to be for accidentally killing an innocent bystandered.
21) What is 6's (Dante) secret?
He's 1/2 Angelic Demon
22) If 11 (Slim) and 9 (Cole) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Hahahaha Cole is in muuuuuuch better shape then Slim. Cole would win.
23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Deimos) or 8 (Bolt) ?
I'd be too scared of Deimos flying off and bolt is a lot scarier looking anyway. Plus if it was Bolt I'd get to ride on his back.
Termination Day... I'm quitting my job. 2 years of working at Dollarama and I've finally hit the point of no return. My sanity will never be the same.
2 years of
"How much is this?" --- "One Dollar, like everything else in the store"
"This is two for a dollar." --- "No it's not. I've been the cashier for 2 years I think I'd know"
"You're a bitch" --- "I know... although I was nothing but pleasent to you."
"Excuse me, I just shit all over your toilet that's not for public use." --- "I'll get right on cleaning that"
"I'm a horny old man and I'm gonna jerk off right in front of you" (this really happened) --- "You do that, I'm going out back for a break"
Seriously. I can't stand retail
I'm a little sad I'm leaving cause I love the staff but enough is enough. I'm just debating now how I'm gonna tell my manager...
Warning this song may be offensive to some ppl, If u are offended easily stop reading here
(think carol of the bells or burger king song)
I work at Dollarama
that are useless
If you buy this it will break (x2)
Ding next in line (x4)
I ring in stupid people
Who are ugly
and they're asshole
Watch them as they count their change (x2)
Ding next in line (x4)
I sell people items
that are made by
China's Child slaves
They don't work for any money (x2)
Ding next in Line (x4)
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Hey hey hey!!! It's pourin outside right now and I'm stuck here inside on this piece of crap computer doing nothing but surfing the web.... wait a second... that's all I do on a nice day too :D I just thought I'd make my first post today even though I don't really have much to talk about... meh.
Catch ya'll on the flipside
- Invader Rev