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Monday, August 13, 2007


T-Day
Termination Day... I'm quitting my job. 2 years of working at Dollarama and I've finally hit the point of no return. My sanity will never be the same.

2 years of

"How much is this?" --- "One Dollar, like everything else in the store"

"This is two for a dollar." --- "No it's not. I've been the cashier for 2 years I think I'd know"

"You're a bitch" --- "I know... although I was nothing but pleasent to you."

"Excuse me, I just shit all over your toilet that's not for public use." --- "I'll get right on cleaning that"

"I'm a horny old man and I'm gonna jerk off right in front of you" (this really happened) --- "You do that, I'm going out back for a break"

Seriously. I can't stand retail

I'm a little sad I'm leaving cause I love the staff but enough is enough. I'm just debating now how I'm gonna tell my manager...


Warning this song may be offensive to some ppl, If u are offended easily stop reading here

(think carol of the bells or burger king song)

I work at Dollarama
Selling Objects
that are useless

If you buy this it will break (x2)
Ding next in line (x4)

I ring in stupid people
Who are ugly
and they're asshole

Watch them as they count their change (x2)
Ding next in line (x4)

I sell people items
that are made by
China's Child slaves

They don't work for any money (x2)
Ding next in Line (x4)

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