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Thursday, July 19, 2007

*cough cough, sputter sputter* Eww, dust and cobwebs! (blog neglect)

'Sup, bitches?

I'm over at dA now, so yeah. Won't be posting here for...awhile. Not sure when I'll start up again.


If you want to talk/freak out a me/nag/ask for a trade and blah blah, e-mail me or contact me via dA.

This site is currently dead to me, but I will NOT be deleting my account.

Just in case, yeah?

Tata ~

(and I hope you don't all hate me O__O)

dA: http://albino-yaoi.deviantart.com/

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

"I was going to kill you, but I decided to love you." - Kuronekosama


Awesomeness Defined by Kuronekosama

Hahaha...yes, you made my day. Seriously. Thanks XD


Oooh, caps lock XD

I made a slideshow...just 'kuz I felt like it. And, it also has pics of muh new cousin, Willaim Andrew Hohn Jr....though we're gonna call him Andrew :3


Links to random pics of DOOOOOM! (WARNING: Some of these might be spoilers to future eps/chapters of Naruto)

Akatsuki's Summer Holidays

The Meeting

Entertainment Part 1

Entertainment Part 2

Swimsuit Competition


Fun, Akatsuki Style

Why Orochimaru Left The Akatsuki

Rainbow Akatsuki

Akatsuki Plant

Their Idea of Fun

Haku vs Itachi

Why He Left

Obito, the discount Uchiha

Teehee ~

Fact 'o the Day:

The seven natural wonders of the world are suggested to be Mount Everest in Nepal/Tibet; Victoria Falls in Zambia/Zimbabwe; Grand Canyon in Arizona; Great Barrier Reef in Australia; the Northern Lights; Paricutin volcano in Mexico; and Rio de Janeiro Harbor in Brazil.

Pickup Line 'o the Day:

Bitch get on your knees now before I beat you down and rape your hole!

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Disturbing Joke)

Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

A: Hold onto your nuts this isn’t no ordinary blowjob

Fangirls of otaku

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

"Sevothtarte was a CHICK? Ewwwwww, like...dude...NO! Chicks suck!" - A good friend of mine...

Yeah, I thought that was pretty amusing...X3

Umm...I know, I'm such a bad person for not being on here, I should die a horrible, drawn out, agonizing death.


But...yeah. Ummmm...no comeback XD

Nothing much happened, but my new cousin was born! He's soooo kyuuuuuuute X3 I'll have pictures tomorrow, I guess =D

Links to random pics of DOOOOOM! (WARNING: Some of these might be spoilers to future eps/chapters of Naruto)

Sasuke's Room

Down Boy!

Shark Fin Soup

Never Let Kisame Cook, dude

Why Is It That Itachi Always Gets Teased For This? The Other Akatsuki Members Wear Nail Polish, Too!

Kisame's No-So-Happy Dance

The Feeling Is NOT Mutual

Kimimaro like Naruto? I think not!

Ah, The Flower Scene...

They'll Be Serial Killers...Just wait and see

The Deadly Akatsuki...in their true form

Poor Gaara…

I lurve you X3

Akatsuki Lair, 7:55 AM

Teehee ~

Fact 'o the Day:

Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his lifetime.

Pickup Line 'o the Day:

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Disturbing Joke)

Q. What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend?

A. Wiped his ass.

Fangirls of otaku

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Thursday, March 8, 2007

Snakes ARE sexy...right Lolly? XD

Well then…hallow.

‘S been awhile, no? I’ve been lurking, though…Oh, yes, I’ve been lurking…

*creepy lurker chick*

New art’s up, if you haven’t seen it yet and crap.

Squee! Many, many thanks to sikaurai, cheshirecatgrins, and Lolly~chan for doing artsy trades with me! Go check ‘em out, if you haven’t yet =D

Ebony Art Trade! :3

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Vincent Valentine

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Vincent Valentine

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Thanks so much, you guys are so full of awesome X3

And…people, don’t just look at the thumbnails, CLICK on them and VOTE and COMMENT! Don’t be asses DX

…and if you are an ass, I’ll be sure to rape you. Without using lube.

It’ll be fun for me.

New month = late new theme, blah blah blah…Will mess with it later…

I found a bunch of cool comics and wish to share them with you…as the random pics of doom…all in which are Naruto-related X3

Links to random pics of doooooom!

Medusa, You Lovely Bitch

They’re Both Snakes…

Issues, Oro? XD

It’s a draw, yo

Odd Humor

The Tooth Fairy

Strip Poker

Mange Sharingan

Drunk, Indeed…

You Need To Shave That

The Pest

If They All Got Together…

Weakness Indeed

The Alarm Clock

Teehee ~

Fact 'o the Day:

In the Middle East, it is an insult to sit in such a way as to face your host with the soles of your feet showing. Do not ever place your feet on a desk, table, or chair.

Pickup Line 'o the Day:

Nice tits, babe.

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (“Ew” joke)

There were 3 men on top of a magical hill.If you jump down the hill you fall into whatever you want.The first guy jumps off and says "hot girls" and he falls into alot of nude women.The second guy says"benjamins" so he gets money.The third guy jumped off and tripped over a rock and said "SHIT!!!" so you know, he fell into shit.

Fangirls of otaku

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Monday, February 19, 2007

'Sup, peeps? Went to a babyshower on Saturday...and won a Betty Boop 2007 planner thing. It's pretty cool...

Unfortunately, I had missed Naruto, so I swiftly came home and watched it on YouTube...and then watched the next episode after it...and the next one after that...

And, needless to say, they made me cry. That's right.


I always knew Gaara's childhood was horrid, but I never knew the details. After watching those episodes, my heart decided to kill itself with pity. Dammit.

Anyway...wtf, guys? I submit some wallpapers (my very first ones, mind you) and they get featured? O__o Ah, well, I ain't complainin' XD

Links to random pics of doooooom!


Materia Slots

Dumb Blonde

(hint: lookit the license plate)

Hairy Bra

Britney Shears

Long-Haired Hamster

Better Start Digging

Drunk Raccoon

Ninja Guineau Pig

Let Me See Ya Grill!

Stop Sleeping Around

I Has A Bucket

Ummmm...here's a random burst of...pervertedness:

*devious look*...*squeezes her boobiez* X3

(she MOVES, btw...so if she's sitting still with a naughty look on her face, she isn't fully loaded yet, heh)

Teehee ~

Fact 'o the Day:

At birth, a panda is smaller than a mouse and weighs about four ounces.

Pickup Line 'o the Day:

Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Funny, dirty joke)

Q. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

A. Beef strokin’ off.

Fangirls of otaku

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Saturday, February 17, 2007

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and hermaphrodites...
I'd like to open this post with a quote that made me laugh and feel giddy:

"Didn't I tell you not to look at me all serious like that? Just thinking about that mug of yours gives me a powerful urge to jerk off, you know. At this rate, I'm liable to fall in love with you if you don't watch it." - John M. Brasselli Pluto VIII, Vampire Hunter D vol. 4: Tale of the Dead Town.

Indeed, Pluto is a man, saying those very words to the dhampir we all know and love: D.

Oh, how I adore it.

Anyway, I HAVE been online! You probably saw me lurking around, if you were paying attention. I HAVE been visiting your sites and commenting (most of the time) and I HAVE submitted artsies and a fan manga. Go check 'em out, if those 'lil topics interest you, and you haven't seen 'em yet:



Fan manga

In the "fan" manga, you all get a small glimpse of Ebberz's pissy personality.

...very...pissy personality. He gets offended easily XD

Squee, many, many, MANY thanks to Lolly~chan and sikaurai for doing art trades with me! Go comment and vote or I'll fuck your mother...and if you don't have one...well, then, I'll just have to fuck you. >8B

Art Trade With Ebony! :d

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Devious Odd Couple

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You guys fucking rock X3

I still wanna do art trades! PM me for details, yo! =3

Here's a random something:

Does that guy look like Loz from Advent Children, or is it just me? O__o

Links to random pics of doooooom!

She Passes

Rabies Kitten

Postit My Ride

Shrink Wrapped

Sweat or Piss?

Got Beer?

Tight Parking Space

Cat Toys

One Reason Not To Get Drunk

Dog Woman

Too Many Bikes

Beer Holders

Fact 'o the Day:

The letter "B" took its present form from a symbol used in Egyptian hieroglyphics to represent a house. Its original Egyptian form looked very much like its modern one.

...my favorite letter is now "B", btw XD

Pickup Line 'o the Day:

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Kickass joke)

Q. Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist?

A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

~ Get it? It's a "waist", waste of space? XD Ha...hm...yeah. See you guys later.

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Monday, February 5, 2007

Bah *pokes at you all*

One artsy should be up later. 'Tis a pic of Lust. Hopefully no little immature brat reports it, or I'll come after 'em, shove their hand in a blender, gouge their eyes out, rip off their lips, cut off their nipples, suffocate them with their own intestines, and, if they're a boy, turn them into a eunich.

Such happy thoughts =D

Oh, oh, oh! I wanna do art trades! PM me for details, yo! =3

Links to random pics of doooooom!

Hungry Puppy

Shaven Pussy

Cereal for Geeks

Funny Sign

Gangsta Pussy

Hamster Golf

Devil Cat

Melon Helmet

Truth About McDonalds

Doggy Porn

Paddle Faster!

Cold, cold winter...

Oh...Oh, yeah! Yeah! Oh, gawd! Yes, yes, yes!

Fact 'o the Day:

On the first neon sign, the word "neon" was spelled out in red by Dr. Perley G. Nutting, 15 years before neon signs became widely used commercially.

Pickup Line 'o the Day:

Bond. James Bond.

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (lame Joke)

There was a sexy woman sitting at the bar, when a man came up and started talking to her. She realised that he was a real sensitive man. After a couple of hours of talking the went off home together. They had both decided that it was better if they went to his house. When they got into his bedroom she was suprised to see a room full of teddys. The walls were covered in cute cuddly teddys with small ones on the bottom and big ones on top. She was amazed by this which suddenly erged her to have sex. They both hit it off. Afterwards the woman said "I thought that was great, What did you think?"

The man rolled over and said "take any prize off the bottom shelf"

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Sunday, February 4, 2007


I didn't do much today...sat around, colored, watched TV...like...Naruto...and gawd. Orochimaru = hot, steamy, hardcore sex.


One artsy should be up later. 'Tis an art trade with Lolly~chan X3

For those of you who asked why I was grounded, it was 'kuz I didn't go to school...haha.

Links to random pics of doooooom!

Why pay to watch?

Army Lamborghini

Bad Puppy

Female Orange

Commando Cat

How To Pee

20 Inches of Snow

Happy Holidays

Santa Sleigh Training

Doggy Dentures

Ninja Kitty

Gun Tattoo

No Fat People

Beware of the Dog

Cat Pwns Dog

Bad place to advertise

Clone War Veteran

Pussy Cat Hammock

Fact 'o the Day:

Leonardo da Vinci invented the scissors.

Pickup Line 'o the Day:

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Semi-lame Joke)

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?" George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on when I pee, and then poof! the light goes off when I’m done." "Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "That’s incredible!" A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George’s wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he’s great. But I had to call because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom and then poof! the light goes off?" George’s wife exclaimed, "That old fool! He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!".

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Saturday, February 3, 2007

Oh, hello there...It's been awhile, hasn't it? Mweehee...

Sorry I've been gone so long, my laziness, school, chores, being grounded, and a bunch of other things has caused me to be away for so long...but mostly my laziness XD

I know it's a new month, but since I wasn't here like...at all last month, I'm gonna keep this theme for February as well. Plus it looks cool XD

Two new artsies are up, just in case none of you have seen 'em yet.

Umm...another thing, the random pics of doom like...totally cause my site to be disorted, and some of you probably can't read my posts and stuffs, so they're gonna be up in links instead. Sorry for the inconvenience! ^^'

Links to random pics of doooooom!

Happy Ending

Free BJ Lessons

Eyeing Scarlett's Cleavage

Elephant Dung Catcher

Doggy Cleavage

Dick Still Pounding

Big Truck-Load

No Authorized Vehicles

Man & Monkey Statue

Bride Boob Grab

Afraid of Snakes

Baby Alligator Ride

Fox Mouse Showdown

Theatre or Strip Club?

Fact 'o the Day:

Joan Collins was 50 years old when she posed semi-nude for "Playboy" in 1983. The issue sold out.

Pickup Line 'o the Day:

Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Gross joke)

A man with a premature ejaculation problem goes to a shrink.
Man: Every time i have sexual relations with my wife I cum too early
Therapist: Well, next time you feel the urge to cum too soon, scare yourself somehow, this should help.
On the way home the man stops into a hardware store and buys a starter pistol that makes a loud noise.
The man gets home to find his wife naked in bed. He jumps on her and they start getting it on.
Eventually they start 69ing, and the man feels the urge to cum so he shoots the pistol.
The next day the therapist asks the man how it went to which the man replied:
"Thanks a lot asshole my wife shat in my face, bite two inches of my dick and my neighboor came running out of my closet naked with his hands in the air."

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Friday, February 2, 2007


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