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Monday, February 5, 2007


Bah *pokes at you all*

One artsy should be up later. 'Tis a pic of Lust. Hopefully no little immature brat reports it, or I'll come after 'em, shove their hand in a blender, gouge their eyes out, rip off their lips, cut off their nipples, suffocate them with their own intestines, and, if they're a boy, turn them into a eunich.

Such happy thoughts =D

Oh, oh, oh! I wanna do art trades! PM me for details, yo! =3

Links to random pics of doooooom!

Hungry Puppy

Shaven Pussy

Cereal for Geeks

Funny Sign

Gangsta Pussy

Hamster Golf

Devil Cat

Melon Helmet

Truth About McDonalds

Doggy Porn

Paddle Faster!

Cold, cold winter...

Oh...Oh, yeah! Yeah! Oh, gawd! Yes, yes, yes!

Fact 'o the Day:

On the first neon sign, the word "neon" was spelled out in red by Dr. Perley G. Nutting, 15 years before neon signs became widely used commercially.

Pickup Line 'o the Day:

Bond. James Bond.

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (lame Joke)

There was a sexy woman sitting at the bar, when a man came up and started talking to her. She realised that he was a real sensitive man. After a couple of hours of talking the went off home together. They had both decided that it was better if they went to his house. When they got into his bedroom she was suprised to see a room full of teddys. The walls were covered in cute cuddly teddys with small ones on the bottom and big ones on top. She was amazed by this which suddenly erged her to have sex. They both hit it off. Afterwards the woman said "I thought that was great, What did you think?"

The man rolled over and said "take any prize off the bottom shelf"





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