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Saturday, November 20, 2004
I got a kitty precious :^D
I now have the cat. I named her Brynn. She's very affectionate of me (like all women are). Her real name was Silver Bells, but we changed it obviously. She remains now as Brynn Silver Bells Brown.
[Pictures are coming soon >:^O]
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Thursday, November 18, 2004
Meow :3
News update: I'm getting a kitten tomorrow. I feel like a kid :P
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Sunday, November 14, 2004
More adventures?
Well, myself and my friends John, Sean, and Brian all went to a place called Coffeehouse tonight to just sit around and eat and talk. It was fun, but it was even more fun with the conversations we had in the car on the way there. WARNING: We think about sex too often.
Conversation 1: Necropheliac
Gavin: John, you're a necropheliac.
John: I don't have sex with the dead.
Gavin: How do we know that?
John: Well, I don't. I suppose I could, but why would I?
Gavin: I don't know.
Sean: What if she dies during the sex.
John: Yeah, I could be having sex with her and she dies. Would I be a necropheliac then?
Gavin: Would you still be having sex with her after she died?
John: Yes.
Gavin: Then yes.
John: But what if I wasn't aware she died.
Gavin: I'm not sure. Besides, how could you not know?
Sean: That sounds odd.
John: You guys would have to know I knew she died to call me a necropheliac. So what if I had sex with her and continued after she died and you guys don't know if I'm aware she died.
Gavin: It still counts.
John: How? You don't know if I know she's dead.
Gavin: Well, are you aware?
John: I can't tell you.
Sean: She could come back to life.
Brian: Yes, John has magic reviving powers.
John: Okay, good idea. So if I'm having sex with her and she dies, then comes back to life, does it count as necropheliac?
Gavin: We're you having sex with her when she was dead?
John: Yes.
Gavin: Then yes.
John: What, why?
Gavin: Because there was a point in time she was dead and you were aware of it and you continued to have sex with her.
John: But what if I wasn't aware?
Gavin: Now we're repeating ourselves.
Conversation 2: Biker
Gavin: Hey, guys. What if a guy was riding a bike and was masturbating at the same time.
John: Haha! I'd say he'd have to do it somewhere where people wouldn't see him because if he did it in public, people would be like "Oh my God, look at that guy!"
Sean: And he'd crash.
Gavin: Yeah, he'd have to ride it in the country, I guess.
John: He'd crash and get it twisted.
Gavin: And the doctors would be like "What happened here?" and the people would say "This man's penis is caught in the spokes."
John: "Good thing we just oiled the chains."
Gavin: So to conclude, riding a bike and masturbating is bad unless done where no one can see it.
Brian: *dying of laughter*
John: He'd somehow wind up in the fetal position.
If you just read all that, I'm sorry.
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Friday, November 12, 2004
Wha?
[insert useless, yet intriguing news on my life]
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Song Change #4
SONG CHANGE
From Escape from Monkey Island: "Protheses Shop"
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Thursday, November 11, 2004
Well, I have interesting stuff to say :
My life is increasing in interesting events. This week in particular. Some sad, some stupid, some funny, some terrible. To start off with the bad news, my friend who's the neighbor of my grandma (he's an adult) just died last night. May he rest in peace. Earlier this week one of my very good friends (my age) was sent to a mental institution. Is God laughing at me? :O
Well, here is something to laugh about: I was hanging out after school today with my buddy Josh Stoddard because I had to make an interview project for Broadcasting Class. Well, we finished it and everything and then we went down to the back parking lot of the school and waited inside next to the new gym until my Dad came to get me. We were playing with my bouncy ball (I'm so easily amused) when these punk 7th graders came along and started talking trash. At first, it wasn't directly at me. But they were literally strutting around the hallways (with some kind of an attempt at a pimp walk) swearing and all that and calling people names and saying "fuck" and whatnot. I mean, this girl just opens the bathroom door and walks out into the hall and the door doesn't even come close to the kid and he says "Watch what you're doing!" What, does he think he's 7'8''? In truth, he's the height of my waist!
Well, that was pretty terrible, but he started getting on Stoddard and my cases. There were two of them and everything and the shorter one was the one talking the most trash. I didn't really like him for those reasons now. He comes up to us and says "I want that bouncy ball" and stuff. So Stoddard says "What do you want to use it for?" Then I add "Do you wanna put it in your pants so you can actually say you have balls?" I know I'm mean, but this insult made the kid shut up. He just told us to fuck off and they left for a while.
Anyways, they came back a few more times to throw insults around (patheticly, might I add) and the most they got out with insults were "You couldn't get your mom to have sex with you! You only get men." Well, this insult was so incredibly lame that I had to tell my Dad. We joked about it and everything. My Dad thought of a good comeback for it. He said that if the kid says "You couldn't get your mom to have sex with you," then you say "And you can? Please, you must tell me your secret!" I wish I thought of it, but Stoddard just said something I can't recall. At that time, the kid said "Man, I can take both of you."
By this time, I was actually pissed (which is rare in my nature). So I told the kid, "I'd like to see you try." Now, what's even funnier is this kid is about 1/8 of my size and I could easily beat the flying shit out of him. Anyways, he walks up to me and stares into my eyes like he's one of the gang leaders from West Side Story. He has to look upward to do it, though. So I stare back. Then I insult him further by bending down so I can actually be eye level with him. After making a face, Stoddard breaks it up and says "He's just messing with you kid." The kid replies "Yeah, fuck you too, fatso." Wow. These kids have moxy because if Stoddard wasn't such a gentle creature, the kid would be pounded into the finely tiled floors.
We let them run off into the bathroom (probably to spank each other's gay butts) so Stoddard got the great idea of pushing the heavy bench in front of the door and to sit on it. So we did and had a nice sit. It was hilarious to listen to them yelling in the bathroom saying "Someone locked us in!" and "What do we do?" and just like that. Then my friend Adam Ryan came along and said it was his mentee (us 11th graders unfortunately mentor the little 7th and 6th graders) so we let them go. I feel sorry for Adam then. They didn't bother us after that. Well, they did call us fags and told us to fuck off again. God, I hate kids like that.
Anyways, for anyone on OtakuBoards, I've decided to stop creating RPGs for various reasons. I will continue to join RPGs if they tickle my fancy, but no more making for me. Sorry.
So... umm... whahaya ;^D
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Sunday, November 7, 2004
Song Change #3
SONG CHANGE
From The Curse of Monkey Island: "The Clearing"
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Gavynn Returns
Whahaya! I'm back from State and all that sort of thing. Turns out we took 7th out 28. We weren't on our top game that day since one of our runners was sick as a dog, another just didn't have his race, and I ran too fast in my first part of the race and screwed myself over for the rest. I PRed (17:45 as a time), but I still haven't beaten my best time yet, 17:17. I'm training all year round this time, plus Track, to keep in shape.
School's being a bitch. My art teacher failed me for not turning in my drawing book. I had it done, but I didn't know when it was due. I seem to never know anything ;_;
I'm redesigning my myOtaku soon. Say goodbye to the black and white.
That's all for now. Oh, and I'm writing something >:^D As usual. Mostly for the girl I like at school. Muahahahaha... devious.
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Thursday, November 4, 2004
State!
Tomorrow Gavynn (me) goes to State for Cross Country! It's going to be lots of fun! We get to leave during school and go to the mall and eat out and stuff. Then on Saturday, we go to the meet and run our hearts out.
Our Chances: Our main competition is five teams, but we have good chances of getting 1st, 2nd, or 3rd in State. But next year, our team is guaranteed 1st place :^D I'm so excited for this year and next!
Wish us luck. I'll run my best and try to PR (Personal Record).
Whahaya!
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Wednesday, November 3, 2004
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