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Welcome to my website! By usage of telekinetic powers I will move your mouse up to the link, "sign guestbook"...(do you get the hint?).. I guess that my electric waves aren't very strong today. Maybe I'll try putting a curse on you (joke--Hana from Fruits Basket likes to put curses on people!)

Sunday, January 23, 2005

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Thursday, December 30, 2004

someone's opinion on homosexuality:

Ok, this is what I have to say to people who condem homosexuality, on the grounds that it is "against God's Law as laid down in the Bible".

a) When I burn a bull on the alter as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odour is not pleasing them. Should I smite them?

b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 12:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.

d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed posses slaves, both male and female, provided that they are purchaced from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states that he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination that homsexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

g) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the alter of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

i) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev, 19:19 bby planting two differnt crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two diferent kinds of thread ( cotton/polyester blend ). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev. 24:10-16). Couldn't we just burn them to death at our own private family affair like we do when people sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14).

I know you have studied these things extensivley, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

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Thursday, December 23, 2004

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Monday, December 20, 2004

emo poems made by and emo kid (all credit goes to
My sky is full of dark clouds,
their sparks electrify the misery within me,
soon the rain shall fall,
killing the small flame of power I posses.
Bulbasaur's vine whip attack is effective against water Pokemon,
Socks are best worn on the feet,
Five gallon buckets can hold drowning toddlers,
I believe that children are our future.
Put the candy cane up your nose to touch your brain,
Penguins relieve mild constipation,
There are Soviet soldiers living in my attic,
So c'mon c'mon do the locomotion with me.

My pain is like
a spire that reaches toward the sky.
Making my wounds burn anew,
leaving no satisfaction within me.
It is wise to wipe your butt after pooping,
I don't like strawberry Kool Aid.
homosexuals are responsible for zombies,
don't put your child in the lawnmower.
Help me construct a pornographic robot,
infants and Silly Putty do not mix.
The Jolly Green Giant is living in my closet,
the Chinese hate unicorns.

funny, no?

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