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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

   ITS MY B-DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it my birthay its my birthday uh huh uh huh
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Wednesday, October 4, 2006

   funny comebacks
Can I buy you a drink?
Actually I'd rather have the money.

Hi, I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Hi, im a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

Hi, didn't we go on a date once or twice?
No, must have been once, i wouldn't have made the same mistake twice.

How did you get so beautiful?
I must have been given you're share.

Will you go out with me this weekend?
Sorry i have a headache this weekend.

Your face must turn a few heads.
Your face must turn a few stomachs.

Go on, dont be shy, ask me out!
Ok.Get out.

I think i could make you happy.
Are you leaving?

What would you say if i asked you to marry me?
Nothing, I cant laugh and talk at the same time.

Can i have your name?
Why, Don't you have one?

Shall we go to a movie?
I've already seen it.

Where have you been all my life?
Hiding from you.

Haven't i seen you some places before?
Yeah, that's why i don't go there anymore.

Is this seat empty?
Yeah, And this one will be too if you sit down.

So what do you do for a living?
I'm a female impersonater, you?

Hey baby, What your sign?

You're body is like a temple.
Sorry, not in service today.

If i saw you naked i would die a happy man.
If i saw you naked i would die laughing.

Where have you been all my life?
Where I've always been. In your wildest dreams, Love.

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Sunday, October 1, 2006

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Friday, September 29, 2006

   maximum ride-the angel experiment
Maximum Ride

The Angel Experiment

Maximum Ride the essence of adventure this book has the most adventure and heroics and pain and love than ive ever seen read or even heard about. This book has gotten me addicted to the author's writing any book he has wirtten or will write i will be glad to read anyhthing he writes. But about the book this book has inspired me in countless ways ill name three:show no fear, be strong, and get strong to show my strength. but the point of this is to tell u about the book not brag about it

well the book begins in a small house a top a mountain (details unknown) the main characters are Max, fang, iggy, the gasman, angel, and nudge. these six "avian -human hybrids" yes hybrids

to be cont.

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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

   Maximum Ride
the best book ive evr read in my existance i recommend u read these books by james patterson
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Friday, September 15, 2006

   shes so nice
i just got a gf and shes so nice i love her for life her radiant beauty is so...well so...so radiant(i cant think of ne other wrds at the moment) but neway yea ive hooked up and i think this will last awhile i hope neway but yea were gud im gud she seems gud were all gud how bout u guys hows da otaku pplz doin i wanna kno u pplz r my family my homies u kno
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006

stuff about me

name:charles johnson
current location:wvc
eye color:green hazel
hair color:dirty blonde
right handed or left handed:r
the shoes you wore today:starter/running
your weakness:love
your fears:spider and losing love
your perfect pizza:hawiian
your bedtime:none
your most missed memory:kathy
pepsi or coke:none root beer
macdonalds or burger king:none
single or group dates:single
lipton ice tea or nestea:lipton
chocolate or vanilla:choco
cappuccino or coffee:coffee
do you smoke:no
do you swear:sometimes
do you sing:sometimes
do you shower daily:no
have you been in love:yes
do you want to go to college:yes
do you want to get married:yes
do you believe in yourself:yes
do you get motion sickness:no
do you think you are attractive:no
are you a health freak:no
do you get along with your parents:yes/no
do you like thunderstorms:yes
do you play an instrument:did
in the past month have you drank alcohol:no
in the past month have you smoked:no
in the past month have you been on drugs:no
in the past month have you gone on a date:yes
in the past month have you gone to see a movie:no
in the past month have you eaten a box of oreos:no
in the past month have you eaten sushi:no
in the past month have you been on stage:yes
in the past month have you been dumped:no
ever been drunk:no
ever been called a tease/player:yes
ever been beaten up:yes
ever shoplifted:yes
how do you want to die:dont but know but im curious about wat its like
what do you want to be when you grow up:computer graphicer
what country would you most like to visit:japan
in a boy/girl..
fav eye color:green
fav hair color:red or blonde
height:taller then me
best clothing style:casual
number of piercings:none
number of tattoos:none

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006

omg thats alot of music

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Friday, May 5, 2006

im complaining to the maker
i hate this i have injured both of my lower back muscles in a month it hurts so bad hey ne1 have ne neon genesis VIDs im bored
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   need advice click here
was going on ill help u with nething going on in ur life if it needs help im there just pm me and ill get to work
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