Tuesday, May 16, 2006

crazy laws in

Texas • A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. • A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. • Abilene: It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing. • Austin: Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket. • Beaumont: Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University. • Borger: It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind. • Clarendon: It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster. • Dallas: It's illegal to possess realistic dildos. • El Paso: Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them." • Galveston: It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays. • Houston: Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday. • If two trains going in opposite directions on the same track meet each other, one can't move until the other does. • If you went to church in Texas years back, you'd better be recognized. An old law made it illegal to go to church in disguise. • In Alamo a person found intoxicated must be given a large dose of castor oil by a local doctor...and failure to gulp it down will result in a fine. • In Corpus Christie it is illegal to raise alligators in your home. • In Dallas County it is illegal to own any realistic looking, phallic shaped, personal massager more than one foot in length. • In Houston you cannot buy beer after midnight on Sunday, but you can buy it on Monday. • In Kingsville, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. • In Lefors, Texas it is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer at any time while standing. • In Mesquite, Texas it is illegal for kids to have unusual haircuts. • In Texas criminals are required to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. • In Texas it's legal for a chicken to have sex with you, but it's illegal to reciprocate. • It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. • It is illegal to carry a pair of wire-cutters in your back pocket. • It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. • It is illegal for a person to shoot a buffalo from the second story of their hotel. • It is illegal to have an open container in a car. • It is illegal to have anything protruding from your bumper unless it is attached with a chain • It is illegal to milk another person's cow. • It is illegal to spit on the sidewalk. • It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. • It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo. • It is legal for a husband to beat his wife as long as he uses something no bigger than his thumb. • It is legal for the blind to go hunting as long as they have someone with them who isn't blind. • It is legal to commit a homicide as long as you tell the person when, and how you are going to kill them. • It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. • In San Antonio, Texas, you can't honk a horn, run a generator, have a revival meeting or do anything else that disturbs the neighborhood and the city has a four-member noise police squad to enforce the law. • In Texas any artificial constructed underwater barrier reefs must come with an instruction booklet. • In Texas, sixteen-year old divorced girls are prohibited from talking about sex during high school extracurricular activities. • It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer. • Jasper: Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars. • LeFors: It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing. • Lubbock County: It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream. • Mesquite: It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts. • Port Arthur: Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator. • Richardson: It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street. It is illegal to do "U Turns". • San Antonio: It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands. • Temple: No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square. You can ride your horse in the saloon. Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot. • Texarkana: Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights. • Texas law forbids anyone to have a pair of pliers in his possession. • Texas state law prohibits taking more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. • The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. • There is an old law in Texas that states you are unable to tuck your pants into one boot unless you own ten or more cattle. • When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. • You can be legally married by publicly introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.

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heya nothings going on and im bout to get caught so woooooooo yup i finished da vinci code so ima read halo now...if it totally confuses me i blame matt....yeah....i was late this morning..i woke up at 7:40 and it takes 10 minutes to get to school and school starts at 8 so i had 10 minutes to get ready and the only shirts and jeans i had *that were clean* were the ones i disliked so i wearing jeans that are too big and a shirt that is too small -_-' this day keeps getting better and better...anyway... gotta go hugs and kisses yall

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Sunday, May 14, 2006

HEY EVEHBODY would yall do me a favor and sign spectre-01 gb ^^ and ill sign anybodys gb you want jus say it in da comment ^^ to those who do thanks ^^

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   HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL YOU MOTHERS (if there are any)

whats up yall? im reeeeeeeeeally sleepy ^^ i stayed up til 2:30 watching FMA then set my alarm lock to wake me up at 4 cuz that stupid Exorcism of Emily Rose movie made me paranoid to be awake at 3 >.< then i colored CARE BEAR COLORING PAGES til 6 then i went to bed and woke up at 8 and have stayed up til now so much fun ^^ and then i went to walmart with my parents and i went to the electronics and i fell asleep standing up leaning on a tv box and my parents left me but i didnt know but they paged me on the intercom thing and thats when i woke up they were really pissed at me well my mom was my dad couldnt stop laughing ^^ lol anyway found another interesting quote from Da Vinci Code: "Has anyone here ever heard of an Egyption god named Amon?" "Hell yes!" the big guy said. "God of masculine fertility." Langdon was stunned. "It says so on every box of Amon condoms." The muscular man gave a wide grin. "its got a guy with a ram's head on the front and he says he's the Egyptian god of fertility." Langdon was not familiar with the brand name, but he was glad to hear the prophylactic manufactureers had gotten their hieroglyphs right. "Well done. Amon is indeed represented as a man with a ram's head, and his promiscuity and curved horns are related to our modern sexual slang 'horny.'" id write more but im too lazy and sleepy.... so hugs and kisses yall wuv you squishy

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Friday, May 12, 2006

um...wat happened today...>.< jeez i cant remember...um...i played with a shark...lol...and read the da vinci code...which reminds me there was a funny quote As the Citroen accelerated southward across the city, the illuminated profile of the Eiffel Tower appeared, shooting skyward in the distance to the right. Seeing it Langden thought of Vittoria, recalling their playful promise a year ago that every six months they would meet again at a different romantic spot on the globe. THe Eiffel Tower, Langden suspected, would have made their list. Sadly, he last kissed Vittoria in a noisy airport in Rome more than a year ago. "Did you mount her?" the agent asked, looking over. Langdon glanced up, certain he had misunderstood. "I beg your pardon?""She is lovely, no?" The agent motioned through the windshield toward the Eiffel Tower. "Have you mounted her?" Langdon rolled his eyes. "No, I havent climbed the tower." funny huh? welp hugs and kisses yall wuv you squishy

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Thursday, May 11, 2006

i forgot i passed all meh TAKS tests so ima be a junior next year ^^ and i also passed my driving test

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today started well but now it sucks

today...was ok...i picked out my classes and im with my friends (i think, same classes and same times might be different teachers tho) 1 English 3 2 U.S. History 3 Spanish 3 4 Chemistry 5 Health one semester and Speech one semester 6 Art I 7 Algebra 2 8 Apparel one semester and Interior Design one semester yeah learning to sew...woo...and i totally bombed my english quiz cuz the teacher wouldnt let me finish the chapter it wasnt even my fault...and i had a meeting during lunch...May 20 im gonna get to wake up at 6:30 to work at the Art Splash here and theres gonna be a race and i get to stop traffic so teh runners can get across the streets...ima be with meh friends too..so woo for that...and it turns out im not getting messenger back at all and my mother was giving me false hopes and now i truly hate her...shes made me cry one too many times...and now if i can convince my dad to let me have it he can overrule my mother...anyway love you squishy hugs and kisses yall

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

hey ppls im in BCIS and im sposed to be working but i dont wanna im tired of makin meh video....anyway i have advisory...ima try to get in the same classes as my friends and (cant believe im doing this)try to get in spanish III >.< but if im in the same class as meh friend it should be a breeze and ill get 3 foreign language credits if im not with her its gonna be hell >.< and after advisory i have biology i disect a frog today right b4 lunch so i dunno if i eat...i probably will...and now that ive disected a fish my grandpa thinks i can clean fish...so the next time we go fishing (if we do its against my will) i have to clean a fish >.< anyway hugs and kisses yall wuv you squishy

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006

hi ppls how are yall ^^ im pretty good um....nothing has happened to me today cept a guy keeps messin with me...i have no idea what his problem is...he keeps pokin me in...weird... places...yah... welp ima go play guitar hero then after dinner i be back ^^ hugs and kisses yall

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Monday, May 8, 2006

srry for not posting this weekend it was busy...sorta...we rented movies friday and watched Flightplan (it was crazy but good) The Legend of Zorro (awesome movie and Antonio Banderas is freakin hot *sigh*)and War of the Worlds havent watched it yet i also rented naruto volume uno OH YEAH lol its kewl i didnt know naruto was the first person to kiss sasuke lol um....then i got the guitar hero game its awesome played it all day sunday and saturday i went to teh carnival wit a guy in meh class thank god he payed for the rides it was 4 dollars a ride and teh rides sucked really bad anyway ima make mehself a new CD lol so buh bye hugs and kisses yall I WUV YOU SQUISHY!!!!!!!!

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