myOtaku.com: ziopheths sister
Monday, June 27, 2005
other cool stuff
#1 A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
#2 If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
#3 Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work.
#4 I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
#5 I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
#6 If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
#7 Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them
#8 I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
#9 Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)
#10 An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
#11 Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference
#12 Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
#13 They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
#14 If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
#15(i no this ones already here but i like it alot)Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives
#16 Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use
ill add more later agian i keep getting inturupted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!