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Tuesday, December 15, 2009


Escort Mission.
Kouga: That's it! I am done with this fucking mission!

Miyumi: What's the matter?

Kouga: Every five minutes I have to esscort some jerk off from point A to point B, or some dumb bitch who I have to esscort to a safe house with out her being eaten by zombies! Just once I want the girls in this game NOT to run in to the zombies and yell "AHH OH MAH GAWD ZOMBIES HELP!!!" Well no shit you bitch you just ran at them!

Miyumi: Why are you so anti woman?

Kouga: I'm not anti woman I'm anti dumbass cunt who runs after the zombies I'm trying to save her from! Just one time I want the chick in the game to say "I don't need you asshole!" And rip the heads off of every zombie that attacks her!" And I wanna see more fat people in games. Everyone is like a size zero. I'm sorry but zero is not a number!

Miyumi: And exaxtly what size do you wear now?

Kouga: 29x34...or 32x35...I don't know I just grab what ever the hell fits...

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