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Sunday, November 26, 2006


Episode 1 Asuka- the Bitch
creator: Keiti [Batman]
people who take play:
Asuka, the ""wolf""
Keiti, the Batmuhn
BJ, the camera women
Krista, the speaker


*BJ, Krista, Batman, Asuka are standing in the wilderness. BJ closes in on a scene while Bj talks in a hillbilly accent* batmuhn stuhlks its pray, a stoopid drugahtick, and weetoddded emoe woof with uh blinde eye. Batmuhn klohses 'n waith aits pray, so, whe're go`nna wuhlk a laittle kloser. oh, hay now, wat's thas? Batmuhn sehms too buh holding uh grenade! now kids, iv batmuhn decides batmuhn’s gownna use this granuhd, weh miite awl diee, so bee prehpahred. Batmuhn lewks redy to kiwl the stoopid one ... redy? one ... two ... three....
*Batman throws grenade and runs to safety; bomb blows up; everybody except batman is dead*
*camera closes in on Asuka-- the retarded wolf--- and the remains of her and everything else*
it seems wehre awl dead! Batmuhn has quild de pray. the weeetarded emo huhs finally dieed, thuhnk gawd. lewks lyk Earth has becum hehvun!!! Asuka, de drugged won, is uhp 'ere wuhth us. pla`z, sumeone hund mee the gun, id rather be in hell then wit dis THUNG!.

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